S11.E14: Lips Unsealed

[jewel21]

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Erika and Lisa help Kyle celebrate her birthday, but the festivities are short-lived when Erika shares more information about her marriage. When Crystal hosts a launch party for Lisa’s lip line, tensions between the ladies come to a head, leaving the glossy gathering in need of a touch up. Meanwhile, Kyle and Kathy have a heart-to-heart about their past issues.

Airdate: 08/25/2021

Please limit your discussion to events that occur in this episode.  Real time events are spoilers and belong in the media or individual housewife threads. 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

I am just going to take this opportunity to say how ridiculous Erika's tagline is.

Also, apparently Rinna's only storyline this season is her dresses that are in the garage?

[Julyolo]

Rinna and her girls celebrating body dysmorphia.

[Straycat80]

I’m surprised Rinna’s old dresses are worth so much money but she keeps them in the garage. These dresses are gorgeous tho. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Or your house is waaaaay to small for a launch party Rinna and she didn’t want to be forced that close to peoples lol 

[FlyingEgret]

Crystal hosts 2-3 parties per WEEK???

I either want to be really good friends with her or scream what is wrong with you...

[Keywestclubkid]

Yes Dorit please try to come for  Garcelle lol 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Are we supposed to feel sorry for Erika because she has to vacuum like the rest of us in the proletariat?

[Keywestclubkid]

Because you were fucking so much before Erika? Hasn’t it been Years? 

[sistermagpie]

LOL! Look at Erika vacuuming. It's like she's Mrs. Cratchitt now, totally. Pure and good and poor!

[WaltersHair]

DEAR GOD, the horror of vacuuming and wiping down the fridge. Get her a fainting couch tout sweet.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Hi, I am sorry, Sutton actually DID make that clear that she was concerned about her own legal exposure and her reputation? I am not exactly sure what more they expected her to say?  

ETA: And now we're back to Tom being the horrible cheater terrible, terrible man. Next week we'll be back to poor dementia-riddled Tom. Who knows what the week after will bring?

Edited August 26, 2021 by eleanorofaquitaine

[Keywestclubkid]

Lisa stirring the pot. You are who you hang out with Erika everyone in Beverly Hills is in on it. Stop this bullshit of this isn’t small town how small town of her 

[Straycat80]

Are we suppose to feel sorry for Erika because she now has to vacuum her own house? 

[Chicklet]

Just how does Harry Hamlin stand that shrew he is married to? Oh yea he's never home and always in ROMANIA or Canada..(wink wink).

Edited August 26, 2021 by Chicklet

[FlyingEgret]

Erika: how small town of her

Me: you meant how smart of her and how bitchy jealous of you, right? 

[Andi27]

So Erika is claiming she's living off of her Housewives money? Because that's all of the income she's got.

[RealHousewife]

5 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Yes Dorit please try to come for  Garcelle lol 

She has some nerve saying Garcelle doesn't have guts. She's one of the few who does. Everything Dorit's said about Garcelle is more true about her. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

Are we suppose to feel sorry for Erika because she now has to vacuum her own house? 

Her own small 3 bedroom with a pool (but not heated) house. Yes 

[sistermagpie]

Oh, wow, so now the whole Erika Jayne thing was Erika's way of earning money so she could finally leave her husband because it was impossible to leave him until that day she dropped him off at work? LOL! That's ridiculous. If she was really doing that she should have taken the money that Tom was giving her to fund her Erika Jayne fantasy and kept it instead of spending it all. Since, you know, she wasn't actually earning money with that stuff.

I love how whenever they ask a question she just answers with something like, "And what would I have done?" or "How could I have done that?" and tey just accept it like she said something airtight. You'd think she was the Elisabeth Moss character in The Invisible Man here.

[Chicklet]

Ok I admit I feel sorry for myself when I vacuum my house. True story. But I wouldn't bet that she ever did that before or since they filmed that.

[RealHousewife]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Her own small 3 bedroom with a pool (but not heated) house. Yes 

She's from the Camille Grammar school of thought that each person needs several thousand square feet. 

[Straycat80]

Why is Erika talking about Tom cheating now? Why isn’t Rinna screaming at her for not being honest and not Owning It? 

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Her own small 3 bedroom with a pool (but not heated) house. Yes 

But she does have a Dyson! 

[Julyolo]

1 minute ago, RealHousewife said:

She has some nerve saying Garcelle doesn't have guts. She's one of the few who does. Everything Dorit's said about Garcelle is more true about her. 

And the irony of suggesting Garcelle won't tell her to her face, while Dorit is telling someone else. Inane or insane?

[Keywestclubkid]

I feel like I’m doing justice to the outfit. No Dorit no you’re not 

[bosawks]

Watching Erika vacuum must be like watching me do trigonometry.

It’s conceivable but against the natural order of things.

Edited August 26, 2021 by bosawks

[Keywestclubkid]

Wonder why she’s not talking about not being on HSN anymore? lol 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Something nice - I like Rinna's hair and to be fair to her, her garage dresses actually seem pretty nice. 

[RealHousewife]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Why is Erika talking about Tom cheating now? Why isn’t Rinna screaming at her for not being honest and not Owning It? 

I guess Rinna only wants more famous and popular housewives to own it? 

[sistermagpie]

Just now, Julyolo said:

And the irony of suggesting Garcelle won't tell her to her face, while Dorit is telling someone else. Inane or insane?

IKR? She's too cowardly to say it to my face. So instead she just keeps...saying what she thinks right to my face.

Like, there doesn't have to be anything else to it, Dorit. If you say something she thinks is bullshit she tells you and then doesn't think about you anymore.

The flowers at Crystal's party are pretty.

[FlyingEgret]

I miss the days when they told us how much the parties cost

[WaltersHair]

I actually love to vacuum. I love the clean lines in the carpet and the sound of dirt being sucked into the holder. And I have a Dyson. So... I'm a provincial little person.

[Keywestclubkid]

I want crystal to throw A party for me … lol 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

SHE SAID THAT AT DINNER, ERIKA! Sutton being concerned about her reputation wasn't new information. Apparently you just weren't listening. 

[65mickey]

Can't believe that Erika has the nerve to cry and play the victim and Lisa and Kyle slobber all over her. 

 

[Straycat80]

I love Garcelle, she’s not buying what Erika is throwing down. I hope Sutton sticks to her original opinion of Erika and doesn’t wuss out. 

[Chicklet]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

I actually love to vacuum. I love the clean lines in the carpet and the sound of dirt being sucked into the holder. And I have a Dyson. So... I'm a provincial little person.

Can we be friends? I need to learn from you. Or , you know you could vacuum my rugs. 

[bosawks]

19 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

Crystal hosts 2-3 parties per WEEK???

I either want to be really good friends with her or scream what is wrong with you...

She serves Veuve Clicquot.  Do both.

[Julyolo]

Whoever styled Erica's hair must have been going for a homage to the show "I Remember Mama". Whew, I'm old.

[RealHousewife]

I know Kyle's had work done, but I'm still impressed by how pretty she is without makeup. She reminds me even more of Demi Moore without it. 

[JonnieUniteUs]

I have not read the thread nor watched the whole episode but I was just getting ready to post garcelle may be the best housewife of all times. Self-aware, Real, accountable, respectful, respectfully inquisitive, gorgeous, talented, brave, etc, etc....Now I see Dorit said some shit trying to provoke her this is going to be interesting!

😮

Edited August 26, 2021 by JonnieUniteUs
Had to add brave!

[Julyolo]

Dorit calling someone obnoxious and rude. Projection much?

[Keywestclubkid]

Garcelle isn't having it ...I live 

[bosawks]

Looks like Erika still has enough cash to slip to Dorit to go after Garcelle.

[WaltersHair]

Dorit going after Garcelle is like a poodle going after a pit bull. She could eat you in one bite Mrs. Labels.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Ha, Kyle is so happy that Garcelle is confirming that Dorit dominates the conversation. 

[sistermagpie]

It's so funny watching people trying to accuse Garcelle of being duplicitous or having some hidden agenda when what they're really accusing her of being completely open. It's the opposite of passive-aggressive. It's efficient communication with no strings attached.

[RealHousewife]

Just now, sistermagpie said:

It's so funny watching people trying to accuse Garcelle of being duplicitous or having some hidden agenda when what they're really accusing her of being completely open. It's the opposite of passive-aggressive. It's efficient communication with no strings attached.

They're stupid. 

[Straycat80]

Dorito is trying so hard to hang on to her diamond. Garcelle is going to rip her a new one, yes! 

Edited August 26, 2021 by Straycat80

[WaltersHair]

What is this, the Kyle-Over-Reaction-Face episode?