90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Hotel Snarker]

7 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Brit sure hopped into bed with this one real quick …meanwhile she shit on the other dude who basically lived with her for a week and tended to her every whim but ok

Twerks with her gay friend and drinks in Jordan when she's not supposed to. The Brittany is all over the place.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Me too, he was amazing as Killgrave…loved him in Broadchurch, Des and Good Omens. Top notch talent

Check out "There She Goes" on Prime. And of course "Staged" on Hulu. 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Molly, just kiss him goodbye and wish him luck. You’d forever be wondering if he’ll regret his decision to stay with you.

[Gobi]

"My hands are tied. And my tubes, they're tied, too. I'm all tied up at the moment."

[sainte-chapelle]

Brit is….not attractive 

[Frozendiva]

Kelly, are you willing to spend thousands of dollars for a baby?

[Gobi]

Is he really this stupid?

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Loved good omens

 

I have the Crowley and Azirophale Funkos!

Oh, did you see David Tennant in Casanova?? (fanning self) Talk about HAWT.

Edited October 26, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[mytmo]

Boy bye

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I have the Crowley and Azirophale Funkos!

Oh, did you see David Tennent in Casanova?? (fanning self) Talk about HAWT.

No I haven’t. He is sex on a stick

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Is he really this stupid?

No. He's not. He just likes Molly because she's a freak in the sheets, and he likes being on TV. He'll be able to score a younger, fitter woman as a result, perhaps. And one who's closer to home. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t know how some grandparents take care of their grandkids because the parents aren’t capable for one reason or another. It’s exhausting just thinking about it.

[My Girls]

Kelly's going home and back on his Match account.

[Mindthinkr]

Molly takes his luggage out of the back for him? Oh she is done.
She knows the ending if their relationship continues. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

No I haven’t. He is sex on a stick

Its a PBS show, think I found it on Prime. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Dear Molly, you thought Luis was the one too

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So basically the first half of every season plot of My Fab Fat Life is that she falls for some guy she doesn’t really know and then the second half of the season is her crying when the guy decides he doesn’t want to be with her? Guess I still have some TV viewing standards after all and there are depths I refuse to sink to.

[mytmo]

Night all!  Have a good night 🌃

[Bees52]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Dear Molly, you thought Luis was the one too

 

Don't they all think like that? Coltee alone thinks every woman he has sex with is the one.

[Gobi]

Don't worry, Liz, Big Ped will shit on you.

[sainte-chapelle]

I feel for Molly’s daughter, she seems very attached to Kelly. As for Whit why is this asshole still on TV.  While watching I am reading more about the Rust incident and it is making me livid. So preventable 

[Angry Moldovan]

Ughhh early morning, is this 2 hours?

 

[Pepper Mostly]

A double dip with Ed? Jesus, enough already! I give up. I'll tell you anything. 

What a lovely day at the beach. 

Oh god, now I have to watch these two frolicking though the surf and spray like they're in a goddamn Cialis ad. Fuck me. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Ughhh early morning, is this 2 hours?

 

 Just an extra 11 minutes.

[OneGuy]

Ed's incessant relationship checks.  "Are we in a good place?"  "Am I your forever?"  

[Frozendiva]

5 mins left.

[Mindthinkr]

You mean wake up to holding anything/anyone other than your own  _________. 

[Angry Moldovan]

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

[Hotel Snarker]

No one needs Pred buying them a swimsuit.

[Gobi]

From Here to Insanity.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Ed's incessant relationship checks.  "Are we in a good place?"  "Am I your forever?"  

Time for Ed to pay a visit to the City of the Edge of Forever portal.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed’s love-bombing would drive me nuts, and faaaaaaarrr away.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ed bough5 her a sexy swimsuit because of course he did fucking pig

[Pepper Mostly]

Pro tip, Liz. If you're tormenting yourself with "trying to see if I can make this relationship work", its not the relationship for you. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Ed, his mother, his dog, his stalked girlfriend and her daughter. Sounds like fun.

[OneGuy]

"You light up my world."  Ed bats his eyes.

[Bees52]

The constant leg stroking. Bleh

[goofygirl]

They've dated for 2 months and BigEgg wants Liz to MOVE IN with her daughter??  Lort.  Is he dying or something? Why is everything on speedracer?

[Angry Moldovan]

Say no to Mayonnaise kiddies.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

 

 

Edited October 26, 2021 by OneGuy

[My Girls]

She's got a Big Ed cup... gag!

[SunnyBeBe]

Doesn’t Liz have a child?  

[Angry Moldovan]

Dirty old man with no neck

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, goofygirl said:

They've dated for 2 months and BigEgg wants Liz to MOVE IN with her daughter??  Lort.  Is he dying or something? Why is everything on speedracer?

@goofygirl I am laughing so fucking hard at this! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh God, why can’t anyone just say “no”?

Can you imagine being with Ed 24/7 with nowhere to run or hide? OMFG.

[sainte-chapelle]

Liz…don’t move your daughter into this dysfunctional relationship…NO

[SunnyBeBe]

Why does Ed mess up so much?  He seems to like bragging about how much he screwed up the relationship.  

[Mindthinkr]

Oh they are going there next week! 😳

[Frozendiva]

Has Egg spent any time with Liz' daughter? Met her?

[goofygirl]

6 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Ed's incessant relationship checks.  "Are we in a good place?"  "Am I your forever?"  

And THAT'S EVERY FIVE MINUTES!!