90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Hotel Snarker]

You know you’re really a dick when even Coltee says you’re a dick.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope they put out an APB on Brittney. <yawn>

All Poseur Bitch.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Brittany will swan in with that big shit eating grin on her, six inch tarantula lashes on, yapping about how she has a big ass and big boobs and is a diva and everyone should be thrilled that she turned up with her special specialness.

And inserting the word “like” into every sentence three times.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Brittany will swan in with that big shit eating grin on her, six inch tarantula lashes on, yapping about how she has a big ass and big boobs and is a diva and everyone should be thrilled that she turned up with her special specialness.

Then she will bleat on about her exclusive magic box that 100s of men have seen. She is exhausting 

[goofygirl]

8 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Shaun is so glib and insightful with this conversation.

She always is!  But I think she's looking really THIN this go-round.  Anyone?

[SunnyBeBe]

It seems that Ed behaves so horribly, so that he can have moments like he’s having on the show. He gets off on being remorseful, begging for forgiveness, making someone else cry, etc.  It’s a game of sport for him.  I am not amused.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, goofygirl said:

She always is!  But I think she's looking really THIN this go-round.  Anyone?

I noticed that too. I thought she’s either sick or has aged terribly in the last couple of months.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

It seems that Ed behaves so horribly, so that he can have moments like he’s having on the show. He gets off on being remorseful, begging for forgiveness, making someone else cry, etc.  It’s a game of sport for him.  I am not amused.  

Steven sounds like a younger version of him.

[Pepper Mostly]

So production doesn't know where she is? Why are they all making Terrence her keeper? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Brittany's probably with the other dude. Makes more sense especially since she blocked Terrence.

[mytmo]

She's a call girl

[Gobi]

Brit got her breasts enlarged. That's why she's not there, she can't stand up straight.

[sainte-chapelle]

She is not worth it Terrance

[charmed1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So production doesn't know where she is? Why are they all making Terrence her keeper? 

Right? Stop asking him to call her like he’s her nanny. And STFU Molly. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Guys. This is boring as FUCK. Why all this foofaraw about stupid boring Brittany? Move it along, Shaun!

[Hotel Snarker]

Dude, you got used for titties.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Remember when the next step was “having sex” instead of being the first step?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, mytmo said:

She's a call girl

Ahem. She's a SUGAR BABY. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I think Kelly should be the host instead of Shaun.

[sainte-chapelle]

So Fern knows about rotation…colour me shocked

[Pepper Mostly]

SHAUN NO ONE CARES HOW TERRENCE FEELS ABOUT ANYTHING

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Guys. This is boring as FUCK. Why all this foofaraw about stupid boring Brittany? Move it along, Shaun!

I'm just focusing on things like Vanessa's weird hair.  It's a little mesmerizing.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Guys. This is boring as FUCK. Why all this foofaraw about stupid boring Brittany? Move it along, Shaun!

They should have focused on someone else - this is just a waste of time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Holy fuck. I am bored to tears. And not in a good way.

[OneGuy]

Shaun should direct Terrance to use the Gestalt empty chair technique with the forlorn open seat at the opposite end of the stage.

[Bees52]

Well, Terrence is making new friends with the family.

 

[Hotel Snarker]

ADAM!

[sainte-chapelle]

Who cares about Brit and why is Yazan here?!?!

[Frozendiva]

My dishes are waiting to be washed.

[Pepper Mostly]

God are they still on this? I think I might have slipped into a coma there for a minute.

[Hotel Snarker]

Let's kill this Brittany segment. Bitch ain't here.

[goofygirl]

Even Azan doesn't know how to get ahold of Brittney.  I'm sure she's fine and surely will come swanning in at some point with a big old cup of coffee or something.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

My dishes are waiting to be washed.

It would be infinitely more interesting and engaging that this dreck.

[sainte-chapelle]

I like Adam

[Hotel Snarker]

They are really milking this whole Brittany disappearance, eh? She’s probably backstage right now.

[charmed1]

Shaun, Terrence doesn’t give a shit. He’s a polite kid who wanted a free trip to New York. Stop asking him these stupid questions.

[mytmo]

Moving on

[Pepper Mostly]

The most important thing--how does Ed feel about Brittany? Is he sad that she's not there? Does he think he could get with her if Fernanda turns him down? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Dear TLC, plz get Brittany off of my TV.

[Bees52]

Great. These people struggling to stay in relationships can read body language, but not the room.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

The most important thing--how does Ed feel about Brittany? Is he sad that she's not there? Does he think he could get with her if Fernanda turns him down? 

Inquiring minds want to know.

Terence, have you heard the term “ghosting?”

[Hotel Snarker]

Of course Ed is the expert on lying.

[sainte-chapelle]

Interesting that Ed picks up on the lying cues

[mytmo]

Another hour after that riveting segment?

[Pepper Mostly]

And why does Terrence continue to see this vapid, self absorbed twit when she treats him so cavalierly? I'd walk away and never look back. Grow a spine, Terrence. Are her big ass and big tits worth all this? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed and Sumit co-authored Lying For Dummies.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And why does Terrence continue to see this vapid, self absorbed twit when she treats him so cavalierly? I'd walk away and never look back. Grow a spine, Terrence. Are her big ass and big tits worth all this? 

Free trip to NYC?

[seasons]

21 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Shaun is so glib and insightful with this conversation.

She has no charm or finesse. Get Andy Cohen or something.

[mytmo]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And why does Terrence continue to see this vapid, self absorbed twit when she treats him so cavalierly? I'd walk away and never look back. Grow a spine, Terrence. Are her big ass and big tits worth all this? 

Or the threat of a STD

[OneGuy]

Brittany wouldn't have gotten this much attention had she shown up!