90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Gobi]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

Is that red spot in front of Ed’s left ear a big zit or abscess? Yuck. 

Ear herpes, he's into aural sex.

[Hotel Snarker]

Big Ed conveniently ignores that he had Rose that was interested in him. Sad attempt to get sympathy AGAIN.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Liz face looks very bloated and she speaks like she has marbles in her mouth. I wonder if she has some health issues.

She does look puffy. 

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Ed thoughtfully ponders Liz's words.

You can practically see the stage directions running through his brain.

Just now, mytmo said:

Ed has the shape and personality of a butt plug

"I resent that!" yells a butt plug.

[Frozendiva]

Liz, why do you want him?

[Auntie Anxiety]

They should have gotten one of those egg shaped chairs for Ed.

[Frozendiva]

Liz, you dodged a bullet.

[My Girls]

What's wrong with me?  I'm not moved, like at all.

[Bees52]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Liz, why do you want him?

Right! How much desperation is there?

[Mindthinkr]

Liz was up all last night…drinking in a bar to forget Ed. That’s why she’s puffy. 

[OneGuy]

It's difficult for me to suspend disbelief to the degree this show requires.

[charmed1]

How is anyone crying over “losing” Big Ed? Rose reading him for filth is the only appropriate response.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ewww  please no more emotional abusive Ed.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Liz, you dodged a bullet-shaped man.

FIFY

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Ed crying about being in love with Liz one second and then saying he would love to hook up with Fernanda a second later.

Right? As if! Fernanda might have low standards but not that low.

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Liz, why do you want him?

A question for the ages. What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck?

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

They should have gotten one of those egg shaped chairs for Ed.

DEAD

[Hotel Snarker]

PrED: “The real problem was that Liz needed to brush her teeth more often.”

[Gobi]

"I was worried that I wouldn't lose Ed."

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Ear herpes, he's into aural sex.

Betcha he got that from the Vegas call girls

[Doublemint]

She pulled the covers off him and now he has nowhere to hide.  I hope this is the last we see him.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

What's wrong with me?  I'm not moved, like at all.

My god, you must have a heart of stone. I am weeping inconsolably over Ed's poignant pain.

Edited November 2, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I was worried that I wouldn't lose Ed."

So someone could find him?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

She pulled the covers off him and now he has nowhere to hide.  I hope this is the last we see him.

Spoiler

https://screenrant.com/90-day-fiance-big-ed-liz-reportedly-engaged/

 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

  Hide contents

https://screenrant.com/90-day-fiance-big-ed-liz-reportedly-engaged/

 

Spoiler

There were some recent rumors that she was also preggers. Not likely though.

 

[Bees52]

Shut up Coltee. Like you wouldn't do the same thing, if Vanessa weren't attached to your hip right now.

[Gobi]

Can someone just take Ed out and shoot him? Is that too harsh?

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh fuck me the “ I’m in therapy” excuse

[mytmo]

How much would you have to drink to be with Ed?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ive had just about enough of Ed’s phony apologies. He’s disgusting.

[Pepper Mostly]

This is Ed's go-to. "I'm an asshole. I'm a bad person" so everyone would go "Oh, noooooo, Ed, you're not a bad person, you're awesome!" He's so repellent. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Gobi said:

Can someone just take Ed out and shoot him? Is that too harsh?

No

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Can someone just take Ed out and shoot him? Is that too harsh?

Not to me. 

[sainte-chapelle]

It sounds like they both have a problem with alcohol. Maybe that led to her previous divorces.

Edited November 2, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Gobi]

Just now, mytmo said:

How much would you have to drink to be with Ed?

 All of them. All the drinks. I'm a guy, but the answer would be the same if I wasn't.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, mytmo said:

How much would you have to drink to be with Ed?

Alcohol poisoning level.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, mytmo said:

How much would you have to drink to be with Ed?

My liver would die before that would happen.

[Pepper Mostly]

And seriously Ed? "I said 'leave'! And she LEFT!" He's all shocked. Who does this?

[OneGuy]

I always love when these tell-alls reveal a room full of therapists.

[Doublemint]

Shaun is so glib and insightful with this conversation.

[sainte-chapelle]

That is because Ed is a controlling pig

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed: I let you into my house! What more do you want? You want your own stuff too? 

4 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Shaun is so glib and insightful with this conversation.

Watching Shaun is like a masterclass in hosting, isn't it? 

Look stunned. Say "Wow". Say "What just happened?". 

Inspiring.

 

Edited November 2, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

All this attention just encourages Ed to be more of a caricature of his caricaturish self.

[OneGuy]

Ed turns his back and it looks like he's taking a leak.

[sainte-chapelle]

I hate to say it but Colt nailed it when he said “ You would rather be big Ed.”

[Gobi]

Where in the world is Brittany Sandiego?

[Frozendiva]

Why didn't Ed get 'therapy' sometime in the last 29 years, before Rose and Liz? Or even after Rose?

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh Terence it is Brittney’s world and you are a part time player

[Pepper Mostly]

Brittany will swan in with that big shit eating grin on her, six inch tarantula lashes on, yapping about how she has a big ass and big boobs and is a diva and everyone should be thrilled that she turned up with her special specialness.

[goofygirl]

Old Egg.... 55 years old and has a shower curtain of HIS OWN FACE in his bathroom!! WHUT?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope they put out an APB on Brittney. <yawn>

[sainte-chapelle]

Why does Colt look like Sasquatch?

[Bees52]

Ooh the making of a TLC/ID Channel crossover: What ever happened to 90 Day Fiance: The Single Life's Ditzany?