90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Gobi]

"I know I want love, and I want happiness. I'm special that way."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Before all this nonsense continues, if Brittany is so worried about getting her feelings hurt, she needs some therapy to deal with that.

[Pepper Mostly]

BRITTANY YOU HARDLY KNOW THIS CLOWN. He is not "your man"! Holy Jesus my blood pressure. 

[OneGuy]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Ugh, I hate Britney’s friend’s mechanical pencil thin moustache. 

And his bobble headed responses.

[Frozendiva]

Why do we need to see Coltee's underwear?

[charmed1]

Guys? I’m blind.

[Pepper Mostly]

OH HAND ME MY BOWL I AM GOING TO HURL, VOLUMINOUSLY. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

These sex talks that Colt insists on having make me sick.

[Pepper Mostly]

Who the hell would want to marry Colt? Well, besides Debbie.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ewwwwwww! Why is Coltee always scantily clad on this show? We don't want to see his naked body.

[Gobi]

Every woman with Coltee has a low sex drive; quite the coincidence .

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OH HAND ME MY BOWL I AM GOING TO HURL, VOLUMINOUSLY. 

I just finished dinner! 

[My Girls]

Coltee couldn't get it up last night?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

These sex talks that Colt insists on having make me sick.

If he's not actively having sex, he's talking about it. 

Please, I'll do anything. Just stop all the Coltee sex talk. I am so fucking grossed out. 

[Bees52]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

What's happening??? For some reason I suddenly had the urge to throw dollar bills at the TV screen.

Hang on to your money, Coltee and Vanessa are on.

[charmed1]

Coltee needs to size up on those panties. They have to be cutting off his circulation.

[Pepper Mostly]

Colt: Perfect weather for a picnic. And maybe a quickie behind a tree. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

“Intimacy problems” = Colt’s insatiable appetite for food sex because he’s a friggin’ sex addict.

[OneGuy]

Who endlessly rehashes their sexual behavior? 

[Hotel Snarker]

I am disgusted that we have to hear about neckbeard Coltee’s sex life.

[Tuneful]

Between the painted-on pink and the heaving mounds, excuse me while I go vomit now. 

[Mindthinkr]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, I hope not. 

🎶 Is this just fantasy….caught in a landslide…no escape from reality 🎶

 

[Gobi]

I just vomited up things I don't even remember eating.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, this sad, thrown together picnic. So awkward. 

And watching Colt shove a lump of cheese and crackers down his maw, would surely make any girl weak in the knees, am I right, ladies?

[Frozendiva]

She'd gain more by losing him!

[charmed1]

Is he doing a Julia Child impression? What a dork. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Who endlessly rehashes their sexual behavior? 

Colt does. And maybe Ed. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those people in the background are like, what the fuck are we witnessing?

Edited October 19, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, this sad, thrown together picnic. So awkward. 

And watching Colt shove a lump of cheese and crackers down his maw, would surely make any girl weak in the knees, am I right, ladies?

He does nothing for me. I think there is something wrong with me.

[jacksgirl]

Are Pickens that slim in Vegas?

[OneGuy]

What a romantic he is.

[Pepper Mostly]

You know, Vanessa, it maybe is not such a great idea to marry a guy who makes you cry. Just a thought. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, OneGuy said:

What a romantic he is.

The purple undies, the picnic, the wormy eyebrows worming across his face.....

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

He does nothing for me. I think there is something wrong with me.

 No, it’s not you. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, OneGuy said:

What a romantic he is.

Swoon

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I just vomited up things I don't even remember eating.

He makes me never want to eat again.

[charmed1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

You know, Vanessa, it maybe is not such a great idea to marry a guy who makes you cry. Just a thought. 

But, she’s so scared of losing him. He’s such a catch.

[Gobi]

"If loving Coltee is wrong, I want to be right."

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Swoon

Barf. Maybe SteVen can be a palate cleanser.

Just now, charmed1 said:

But, she’s so scared of losing him. He’s such a catch.

I'd throw him back in the lake. He's like the mutant goldfish that invades the ponds here.

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

He makes me never want to eat again.

Best diet plan ever. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

What a romantic he is.

I mean, the sight of him in his purple bikini briefs, splayed across the bed like a beached whale, fetchingly showing off his flabby thighs! Swooooooon.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I mean, the sight of him in his purple bikini briefs, splayed across the bed like a beached whale, fetchingly showing off his flabby thighs! Swooooooon.

Like Grangie, he reminds me of a tuna flopping around on the boat deck after being caught.

[charmed1]

Change your sheets you disgusting little imp!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh god. Guys. First Colt, now Ed. I'm afraid I'll do damage to my esophagus. 

JESUS HE'S SNIFFING HIS SHEETS OH GOD OH GOD I'M HURLING AGAIN HE'S SO FUCKING GROSS.

[Hotel Snarker]

TLC really gave Gross Pred this depressingly nice song like he ain't shit. LMAO!

[Frozendiva]

Grangie's friend JoJo has dumped her.

[Bees52]

Great. Coltee manufactured drama and now back to Big Egg. For more of the same.

Danielle on her  date might have been a palate cleanser. 

 

Did I just write that? 😬

[Pepper Mostly]

Liz: This is hard for me to talk about. So I came over on purpose to sulk at you. 

[Tuneful]

Even his face is pubic. Uggghhhhh.... I dated a sex addict for awhile, it was like a toddler pulling at my skirt all the time...Vanessa, trust your gut and get out earlier not later. 

[OneGuy]

"I talk too much which is why I will explain myself ad nauseam over the next several minutes."