90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[OneGuy]

Just now, Zombness said:

Cesar ...do you want to be my girlfriend?  He has not grown out of high school

He should have passed her a note with check boxes.

[Gobi]

“I have mixed emotions. I gave her the best candy panties money can buy!”

[Auntie Anxiety]

Alona and Caesar’s phony relationship is just a casualty of the war.

[Zombness]

Cesar what strong feelings?   I don't understand how can you have "strong feelings" when you just spent three or four days with a person.

[sagittarius sue]

Cesar's theme song, "Love the one you're with."

[Pepper Mostly]

Guys. This is so boring. Anyone have any anecdotes? Recipes? Shopping tips? I cannot bear this. 

[Mindthinkr]

These relationships are hard…no, it’s us viewers that have to endure the worst. Watching the endless redos, game playing and flip flopping. 

[Mr. Miner]

Caesar pictured her on the back of his bicycle with her own helmet

[Hotel Snarker]

Caesar crying over a relationship that lasted a few months is hilarious. I was less emotional about years long relationships ending. He’s ridiculous.

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Guys. This is so boring. Anyone have any anecdotes? Recipes? Shopping tips? I cannot bear this. 

Last night had a Christmas party for 50 people. Had a lot of fun and the clean up wasn’t too bad. Anyone else having or going to a party? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Awww just like the married couples I read about being torn apart by war…yes…exactly the same

[Zombness]

Cesar did not even had sex with her......for Gods sake!!

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Guys. This is so boring. Anyone have any anecdotes? Recipes? Shopping tips? I cannot bear this. 

The Caesar segment hasn't brought you around?

[Pepper Mostly]

Caesar will not end up with Alona, Stella, Katrina or anyone else. He is a loo-hoo-ser! 

[goofygirl]

Sweet tap dancing baby jeebus,  we have to be subjected to that freak, Jesse!! Make it stawp!

[sagittarius sue]

Of course Jesse has to turn up.

[Hotel Snarker]

Did Alona see the supposed multiple women part?

[sainte-chapelle]

@Pepper Mostly you mentioned  Jesse….this is your fault 😂 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesse Fame Whore Extraordinaire. He’ll do anything for a few minutes of camera time, including lying his ass off about him and Jennifer still being an item. I don’t believe they were to begin with. Jesse has to work on himself.

[magemaud]

19 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Treesh looks fetching.

What IS she fetching? 

[Mindthinkr]

I should have watched this on my iPad while wrapping Christmas presents. Of course then I wouldn’t be spending quality time with all of you on this board. 

[Mr. Miner]

It didn’t look like his skank girlfriend was with him?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Last night had a Christmas party for 50 people. Had a lot of fun and the clean up wasn’t too bad. Anyone else having or going to a party? 

I'm not much of a party goer but we went to a Hanukkah party yesterday at the home of some of my husband's music friends, nice folks and even though I didn't know anyone I had a nice time. Then came home and drunk baked with houseguest. We made lemon poppy seed quick breads. Yum. 

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

The Caesar segment hasn't brought you around?

Right? I appear to be impervious to Caesar's devastating charm and magnetism. I must be truly jaded. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Jesse had nothing to do with this season and Tim was a minor character…he was with fame whore for 5 minutes do we really need to hear from Jesse?

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Last night had a Christmas party for 50 people. Had a lot of fun and the clean up wasn’t too bad. Anyone else having or going to a party? 

Yes, I'm going to a party Weds night.  It's my garden club, but they are 65 fun loving great people.  It's at a private house (mansion).  Looking forward to it.   I got a free turkey at the grocery store before Thanksgiving for spending $300, so I'm making it News Year Day and having a small dinner party with some musicians I know.   Merry Christmas everyone!

[Zombness]

And here comes Jesse....we are such good snarkers  that we can predict what will come next.  We should all  be on the Tell Nothing asking the questions and giving opinions.

[judylo]

Why does TLC keep inviting Jesse??

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Last night had a Christmas party for 50 people. Had a lot of fun and the clean up wasn’t too bad. Anyone else having or going to a party? 

I went to one last Saturday night.  It was fun BUT there was not enough FOOD!!  This was a buffet type deal, and man!  There must have been some BIG eaters there!  By the time I got there, no lasagna, no salad, no rolls.  I had spagetti squash and sweet potatoes.  THE END!

Had to stop off and grab some lasagna from a restaurant to eat at home.  Pitiful!

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Did Alona see the supposed multiple women part?

She needs to get out of a War, so her standards are compromised.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Guys. This is so boring. Anyone have any anecdotes? Recipes? Shopping tips? I cannot bear this. 

How ‘bout something freaky? This morning on my way to work I went behind a car, and there were a few deer running across the street. The car continued driving, and it sent one of the deer flying like hell onto the grass. Poor thing rolled over and limped in a lot of pain while I was going “Holy shit. Oh. My. GOD.” That totally ruined my already blah Monday. Anyone have any eye or brain bleach?

[magemaud]

11 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

They couldn’t post a pic of Stella and Katrina?

They could have posted any two women’s photos and nobody would know the difference. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Anecdotes? The woman who comes to help me train my dog says that I should have more people come to visit to get the dog used to having people around so she’ll stop being reactive to strangers. I’ll do anything for love, but I won’t do that.🎶🎶

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Then came home and drunk baked with houseguest. We made lemon poppy seed quick breads. Yum. 

Sounds fun. I hope you saved us some. 

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Yes, I'm going to a party Weds night.  It's my garden club, but they are 65 fun loving great people.  It's at a private house (mansion).  Looking forward to it.   I got a free turkey at the grocery store before Thanksgiving for spending $300, so I'm making it News Year Day and having a small dinner party with some musicians I know.   Merry Christmas everyone!

I hope you have a nice time. Being as it’s that kind of party the greenery should be magnificent and festive 🎄

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

We made lemon poppy seed quick breads. Yum. 

I make a poppy seed bread but with vanilla, along with cinnamon and sugar spread in the middle and top.  It's so wonderfully rich, 4 eggs, buttermilk, 2 sticks of butter.

[SunnyBeBe]

And Tiffany chimes in to tell Cesar he needs to make up his mind and stick with with it! WHAT?

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

I went to one last Saturday night.  It was fun BUT there was not enough FOOD!!  This was a buffet type deal, and man!  There must have been some BIG eaters there!  By the time I got there, no lasagna, no salad, no rolls.  I had spagetti squash and sweet potatoes.  THE END!

Had to stop off and grab some lasagna from a restaurant to eat at home.  Pitiful!

Party rule #1 - Never run out of booze or food. 
 

Altho lasagna does sound good to me right now. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Dear TLC. Jesse has absolutely nothing to do with this season. What are you doing to us?

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Cesar did not even had sex with her......for Gods sake!!

Did they even kiss? 

[OneGuy]

Not a party but we're having deep dish Chicago pizza sent from our favorite place for Christmas.  I'm originally from Chicago and had my son there this summer for a basketball tournament.  He is maybe the pickiest eater I know and he dove into the pizza.  So, it will be a nice surprise for him and a welcome treat in this bland, chain-restaurant community.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesse’s nose grows in 3.....2......1

[Gobi]

Jennniffffer gave up her car to go to India!

[LEILANI2]

8 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Cesar did not even had sex with her......for Gods sake!!

Just kisses on the cheek.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

@Pepper Mostly you mentioned  Jesse….this is your fault 😂 

Mea culpa! Who else can we wish into this mess? Might liven things up some. Maybe Darcey? 

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Yes, I'm going to a party Weds night.  It's my garden club, but they are 65 fun loving great people.  It's at a private house (mansion).  Looking forward to it.   I got a free turkey at the grocery store before Thanksgiving for spending $300, so I'm making it News Year Day and having a small dinner party with some musicians I know.   Merry Christmas everyone!

Aw, that sounds great! My dad was a very keen gardener and used to host a local garden club at our house every year. The ladies loved him. And one time he and my mother were interviewed for the local paper and a nice article appeared about his beautiful gardens. A week or so later I was talking to my mother on the phone and she said "Your father is out showing some lady and her old auntie around the garden. She saw the article in the paper and thought it was open to the public!" Ever hospitable and proud of his "estate" as he liked to call it, he graciously gave them a private tour. 

[sainte-chapelle]

It was a play on words to get clicks 

[Mr. Miner]

Lying poser douchebag! 🖕🏻

[LEILANI2]

WTF is Jesse on.

[Gobi]

Nice spin, Jesse.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesse has now moved on to the pants on fire stage.

[Zombness]

Well, well who would have know that Debbie was so proficient on social media.

[LEILANI2]

Jesse gay for pay was in Dubai on business, ya'll.