Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Elizzikra]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Girl, you had an ectopic pregnancy at THIRTEEN????

She said she was 19.

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So Brittany's missing a Fallopian tube? 

But she's blaming Ray for not knocking her up promptly? 

And now Ray's upset? Last week he's all "I'm not a sperm donor". This week he's crushed because he wants a big family? I'm getting whiplash.

 

I think Ray is relieved. I know I am.

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

FFS She's 33, not 53.  She is not exactly aged. 

I don't know, she's a hard 33. Probably 43 if truth be told 

[Tuneful]

More Bingo...

Prison recipe

Secret child

Give me money

Makes a scene in restaurant

No Way Gay, they're with ME

Drug crime

Edited October 16, 2021 by Tuneful

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Girl, you had an ectopic pregnancy at THIRTEEN????

No, she had one 13 years ago. She was 19-20. She’s 33 now.

[Gobi]

Great idea, burn the clothes of a guy with a bad temper and history of violence.

[kacesq]

Ah the younger generation always needing to document their lives with video.

[OoogleEyes]

A literal dumpster fire? Oh I am here for that!

These two are hysterical!

Edited October 16, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[PrincessPurrsALot]

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

I meant it for the general LAL bingo card. There is a general one or am I out of the loop?

No, just the one. So far. (I knew what you meant!)

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Gee I guess Brain Trust Britney didn’t think the doctors would ask about previous pregnancies...in a fertility practice. Sure. Smart.

and you know what? My heart of stone is unmoved.

DEAD

1 minute ago, candall said:

He was in a big fluffy bathrobe!  He had artificial hair!  He looked a lot like Stan!!

I am screaming I want to see this commercial so bad. 

His book, "Twixt Twelve and Twenty" was in the library at my high school, and my friends and I used to take it out and read bits out loud and shriek with laughter. 

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

Ah the younger generation always needing to document their  lives crimes with video.

FTFY.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

I think Ray is relieved. I know I am.

Except it will mean that every time Brittany pressures him into having sex, she’ll use her missing Fallopian tube to make him feel guilty.

[WaltersHair]

We're getting an actual dumpster fire. Put wheels on that ish and we have a PARTY

Edited October 16, 2021 by WaltersHair

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Great idea, burn the clothes of a guy with a bad temper and history of violence.

She's literally playing with fire!

[Empress1]

Okay, this bootleg Bernadine in Waiting to Exhale moment is funny.

[kacesq]

No Lacey...we really don’t want to know. You can go away anytime.

[WaltersHair]

dang it. I'm so used to using the quote feature.

To keep on topic. Kristiana's mom glammed up nicely

Edited October 16, 2021 by WaltersHair

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Great idea, burn the clothes of a guy with a bad temper and history of violence.

These two aren't noted for their great decision making

1 minute ago, Tuneful said:

More Bingo...

Bad hair

Prison recipe

Secret child

Give me money

All on there! Well, except bad hair, which will surely go on the next one. Keep the ideas coming!

[Floatingbison]

Dumpster fire:   it's a visual pun and a metaphor.      

Edited October 16, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Ah the younger generation always needing to document their lives with video.

Because they think they’re all starring in their own movie and that anyone else gives a shit.

[Floatingbison]

Love DURING Lockup.  

I am SOOOO there for this!

[candall]

Amber and Puppy have the tiniest fingernail clipping of a story to hang their segments on. 

They should have given those girls the ectopic pregnancy and found something else for Britini and Ray.

 

Cynical?  Me?

[Elizzikra]

I'm enjoying the self-mocking Love During Lockup commercials.

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

No Lacey...we really don’t want to know. You can go away anytime.

I mean, she almost certainly did. She probably is right now. She said straight up that when she doesn’t get attention she goes looking for it. Also that “since Summer has been born” is doing a lot.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

Amber and Puppy have the tiniest fingernail clipping of a story to hang their segments on. 

At least they have more story than Brittany and Marcellino.

[goofygirl]

That WAS pretty clever.  Who'd a thunk of a makeshift molotov cocktail?? Not me!

But then, going to prison was never on my bucket list.

Edited October 16, 2021 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

5 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Dumpster fire:   it's a visual pun and a metaphor.      

Now they’re just dicking with us.

Edited October 16, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

At least they have more story than Brittany and Marcellino.

I’d much rather watch them have capers that watch Brittany and Marcellino.

[Elizzikra]

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No Lacey...we really don’t want to know. You can go away anytime.

And take her bobble-headed, deranged expressions of rage with her. Give it up Lacey. No one is afraid of you.

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

And take her bobble-headed, deranged expressions of rage with her. Give it up Lacey. No one is afraid of you.

I can't stand Lacey 

[Empress1]

Wait, if Amber has electrician certificates, maybe she should try that for work. That’s a lucrative trade!

[OoogleEyes]

Bunkies? I think I want to be friends with Amber

[TooMuchRealityTV]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Love DURING Lockup.  

I am SOOOO there for this!

Ditto. These shows are basically my Friday Night happy hour. Of course if I had to watch these trainwrecks without wine and snacks....

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Love DURING Lockup.  

I am SOOOO there for this!

I already requested a forum.  It will be a subforum under this one.

In my Friday meetings, I often mention Love After Lockup.  Coworkers have started asking for updates. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

At least they have more story than Brittany and Marcellino.

And sadly my standards are so low that I’m watching it instead of taking bathroom break.

[Empress1]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Bunkies? I think I want to be friends with Amber

I absolutely do. I think she has a good heart, she’s funny, and as I said, she has made real effort to turn her life around.

[LEILANI2]

18 minutes ago, candall said:

Marcellino needs to find another excuse to show us his modeling pictures, with his long lovely locks.  He was a gorgeous man--and now he just seems like kind of a goof.

Right how did Marcelino go from hot to Daonte level.

[goofygirl]

Here we go!  Chase away the bad spirits!! I LOVE this stuff!

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I already requested a forum.  It will be a subforum under this one.

In my Friday meetings, I often mention Love After Lockup.  Coworkers have started asking for updates. 

We love you 😍 

[Empress1]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Right how did Marcelino go from hot to Daonte level.

He’s not that bad! He just lost his hair. He can’t help it. It’s a shame - he had gorgeous hair. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The shaman! I called it! Because John is so in touch with his Lakotan imaginary ancestry.

Edited October 16, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Floatingbison]

Hmmm, that big pipe and smoke reminds me of college!

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Hmmm, that big pipe and smoke reminds me of college!

Or yesterday 

[Gobi]

John doesn't want her at the wedding. He's Terra firma on that.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Right how did Marcelino go from hot to Daonte level.

Well, per Nicolle, Daonte does have nice teeth.  She hasn't checked his hooves yet or checked for any equine diseases. 

[Elizzikra]

I LOVE John saying that they send the prayers up in smoke. So all smoke breaks can now be covered as hourly prayer sessions...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Terra shows up to Terra-rize the wedding guests.

[Floatingbison]

World's lamest "indiscretion."    He almost thought about maybe possibly kinda sorta kissing Terra.

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Or yesterday 

Or right now

[Pepper Mostly]

The polygraph operator is so relieved to be wearing a mask because he could never keep a poker face. 

[Tuneful]

I don't know Marcelino (ff) but don't be bustin' on ma Daonte. Eyes, smile, sweet, and you have to be a genius to call Tia "a handsome gentleman yourself" right to her face. 

Edited October 16, 2021 by Tuneful