Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

Jesus Christ, I'm going to break my TV because I am throwing things at it 

[Gobi]

"I think I'd be a good stepdad. It has to be easier than being a dad, right?"

[Floatingbison]

Fuck my ass....I thought everyone was kidding about Shawn having six kids!  

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Hahahahahaha! Oh shit, the guy who only sees his 6 kids once a month thinks he knows the role a parent plays. He actually thinks he knows shit about parenting. Sara is probably already doing more parenting and she just got out 2 months ago.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I'll have the fajitias, and the lady will have the plate of grilled chicken gizzards.

"And we'll have a round of boilermakers please" 

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Why are all of the eyebrows on this show so oddly fascinating?

There's a PhD thesis in there somewhere. 

[candall]

7 minutes ago, Caseysgirl said:

Amber always seems like such a bright, put together woman but she has the WORST taste in partners.

Agree.  I really like Amber.  She's still the only one in the whole run of the show who shut down her friends in favor of getting a job and not screwing around because she didn't ever want to go back to prison. 

And she doesn't have tarantula lashes.

[kacesq]

Is that a manufactured home? (Double wide trailer?)

[Floatingbison]

Of course Shawn doubled down on his lies.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sammy gets stopped for drunk driving at the next intersection.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Sure, her ex-boyfriends were druggies but they still probably had more functioning brain cells than Shawn.  

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I think I'd be a good stepdad. It has to be easier than being a dad, right?"

"Isn't it mostly just sitting on the couch and saying 'listen to your mother'? I think I could manage that". 

[kacesq]

NGL I’d enjoy watching Gangsta Brittany get arrested.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Fuck my ass....I thought everyone was kidding about Shawn having six kids!  

Lisa will be willing to fuck your ass for a price.  Get your credit card ready!

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

And she doesn't have tarantula lashes.

Didn't she get the memo???

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

NGL I’d enjoy watching Gangsta Brittany get arrested.

She needs a plot for next season, so you might get your wish.

[candall]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"Isn't it mostly just sitting on the couch and saying 'listen to your mother'? I think I could manage that". 

"Don't make me get the belt."

[goofygirl]

They all seem to have fallen under the spell of whatever that new eyebrow dealieo is.  Something like razored? 

[WaltersHair]

"I left you in the parking lot because I didn't want to show any negativity." These guys.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, goofygirl said:

They all seem to have fallen under the spell of whatever that new eyebrow dealieo is.  Something like razored? 

Microblading, but essentially the same thing.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, candall said:

 

And she doesn't have tarantula lashes.

And she has normal eyebrows!

[Gobi]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Microblading, but essentially the same thing.

They look like they rollerbladed their eyebrows.

[kacesq]

Marcellino is driving? Oh gee...this doesn’t seem produced driven at all...

[SemiCharmedLife]

Let's get tanked and then go to the Sober House to cause trouble!

[goofygirl]

Hot damn! Go Brittany!! Let's see her go all white-girl ham on this guy!  I'm IN!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Vegas cops roll in on cue in 3.....2......1

[kacesq]

These ladies are such wonderful examples of sober living aren’t they?

[Pepper Mostly]

All the neighbors are going all Gladys Cravits right now. 

[Gobi]

What luck that Robert had a camera crew with him inside the house.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Johnny Law!!!  😂😂😂😂

[kacesq]

Brittany is such a manipulative fake ass brat. So much for all her “growth.”

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

What luck that Robert had a camera crew with him inside the house.

What are the chances? Cinema verite!

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

All the neighbors are going all Gladys Cravits right now. 

Who wouldn't??

Oh, this was a lot of fun tonight, Bunkies! I love you more than my parole papers 

Edited October 9, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[PrincessPurrsALot]

They're lucky that the police didn't ask for a breathalyzer before they got in the car. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

What are the chances? Cinema verite!

It looked like cell phone footage to me.

[candall]

Tune in next week, when Lacey brains Chane with one of her mega-boobs during his lie-detector test.

 

Can't wait!  See you then.

[goofygirl]

Well, THAT was fun!!! Have a great weekend!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Thanks for he laughs, bunkies.  I'm off to make a Nilla Wafers and soda cake with melted Snickers frosting.  I'll have that after my ramen and crushed cheetos dinner.

[Gobi]

Whew, what an emotional rollercoaster! From boredom to disinterest to ennui and back again!I

Thanks for the snark!

[goofygirl]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Thanks for he laughs, bunkies.  I'm off to make a Nilla Wafers and soda cake with melted Snickers frosting.  I'll have that after my ramen and crushed cheetos dinner.

MEOW!

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night, peeps! Hope to see some of you on Sunday. Meanwhile, stay safe and keep those masks on! Have a great weekend!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Great spending Friday night with you all. Had to get up early this morning (repairman was supposed to be here at 8AM, but didn’t show up till 9:30!) and i forgot how long the day is when you get up at dawn.

See some of you on Sunday. Have a good weekend, y’all. Be strong, stay well and live your best life.

[SemiCharmedLife]

That was so much fun!  Thanks, everyone!

[Empress1]

14 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Fuck my ass....I thought everyone was kidding about Shawn having six kids!  

Oh no, he has six kids with a woman he’s been on and off with for like 20 years and never married, and one of those kids told him to his face, on camera, that he’s a shitty father. I HATE people who mistreat kids.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S04.E18: Life After Lockup: Demons & Lies

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Shane's lie detector results stun Lacey and leave her in tears; Lisa tricks Stan with a surprising catfish; John makes a secret call to Kristianna's sister days before their wedding; Puppy hatches a plan to rid Amber of her ex.

Lacey is in tears!  Chane's lie detector upsets her!  Seriously, does anyone outside of reality TV or talk shows get a lie detector test when they think a spouse is cheating? You know, somebody left the milk out overnight.  Quick, set up the lie detector!  

Lisa catfishes Muskrat Stan, because of course she does.  And Stan, the man without a plan, falls for it, I'm sure.  When two terrible people meet . . . . 

Confirmed Indian John calls Sister Kristian(na).  Has her time come?  Is she motoring?  What's her price for flight? For finding Mr. Right?  OK, I'll stop.  For those that know the song, you're welcome for earworm. 

Puppy hatches a plan to get Amber away from presumed Abe Lincoln impersonator Sammy.  We've seen Amber and Puppy's skills at hatching plans before.  How did that work out for them?  Oh Vince, how you doing? Things good?  Getting any extra benefits? 

Original air date 2021.10.08

Live chat tonight!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I am rewatching last week.  I am seeing the prison "cake" recipe and Stan and Lisa's fight.  Fortunately I missed Stan in his underwear.  I do enjoy how he says "make love".  Yeah, Stan, that's what's happening when you pay for it.  

[Maybeitsme]

3 hours ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

S04.E18: Life After Lockup: Demons & Lies

Lacey is in tears!  Chane's lie detector upsets her!  Seriously, does anyone outside of reality TV or talk shows get a lie detector test when they think a spouse is cheating? You know, somebody left the milk out overnight.  Quick, set up the lie detector!  

Lisa catfishes Muskrat Stan, because of course she does.  And Stan, the man without a plan, falls for it, I'm sure.  When two terrible people meet . . . . 

Confirmed Indian John calls Sister Kristian(na).  Has her time come?  Is she motoring?  What's her price for flight? For finding Mr. Right?  OK, I'll stop.  For those that know the song, you're welcome for earworm. 

Puppy hatches a plan to get Amber away from presumed Abe Lincoln impersonator Sammy.  We've seen Amber and Puppy's skills at hatching plans before.  How did that work out for them?  Oh Vince, how you doing? Things good?  Getting any extra benefits? 

Original air date 2021.10.08

Live chat tonight!

True story, 

Love this

[OoogleEyes]

Did Mama call her "Anna Nicole"?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I missed that.

 

[candall]

Hmm, I don't know if I'm in the mood to watch that holier-than-thou slag, Lisa, rip Stan up one side and down the other while her own sidepiece gets a special peen-free pass.

And it's nearly the same story with Lacey--interrupting her naughty convo with Chon long enough to stick some lie detector electrodes on Chane, her idiot man-child husband.

 

Maybe John and Kristiana will show up tonight in their Bonnie & Clyde gear.  Kristiana will cock one of those wonky eyebrows and lift her skirt a bit to show us a tiny derringer tucked into her lacy garter while John tips his fedora and grins at us like he's the luckiest guy in the world.  <3

 

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[Maybeitsme]

Hate to sound uncool but what are they smoking in the hookah? They are in a public place so...