Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grow up, girl, and stop rebelling like a teenager. You know your parents will be pissed.

[kacesq]

The sister needs a makeover.

[Gobi]

"Dating" someone in prison. Prom night must have been something special.

[candall]

I can see his Hugh Hefner predilection.  And Hef got a little bit embarrassing there towards the end, too.  "These are my girlfriends."

 

 

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

That song and the dead animal on his head is what prompted me to name him Muskrat Stan. 

Right!  Full credit.  It was brilliant!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Britney's Mom's face speaks for us all.

[LucyEth]

Spoiler

Did you all see Shane got arrested for animal cruelty, he punched a cat in the head for scratching him.  Details in the couples posts.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

The sister needs a makeover.

Did she look at the mirror sideways and think that wig is parted in the middle?

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Stan reminds me of Burgess Meredith.

Bite your tongue! Burgess Meredith was a lovely Irish man and a distinguished actor. Stan's a low rent wannabe.

Edited June 26, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[kacesq]

I like Britney’s parents, 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittany’s father has much too much common sense for this show.

[Pepper Mostly]

He just "popped up". As I was trawling a website looking for inmate dick.

[kacesq]

Ooh their house has 2 islands in the kitchen....every HGTV couple is cooing over that kitchen right now...

[OoogleEyes]

You are right, Dad

[Gobi]

"I wasn't looking, he just popped up." WTF!? Popped up how? Did your car break down on the highway where he was doing trash cleanup?

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did she look at the mirror sideways and think that wig is parted in the middle?

The whole family needs to up their wig game... 

[Pepper Mostly]

"He's excited to meet you guys and rifle through your jewelry box". 

[goofygirl]

Girl... Stawp....  Your family thinks better of you than you do yourself!  Why not just be a nurse, social worker, doctor, lawyer--- Somebody straight out of prison is making your parents realistically think twice.

Mom and Dad are right.  

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

Ooh their house has 2 islands in the kitchen....every HGTV couple is cooing over that kitchen right now...

Needs an open concept.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Ray has work to do, Mom.  He has to scam Britney for all she's worth.  Then make her feel like it's her fault.  That's some hard work!

[LucyEth]

Yes mom, wait for the trial

[Auntie Anxiety]

Thankfully, Brittany doesn’t have a kid calling her inmate Daddy.

[candall]

Daonte's in a horror movie now.

 

[OoogleEyes]

This fog looks straight out of an Alfred Hitchcock movie. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daonte already has a tent in this pants.

[For Cereals]

Daonte  likes baskets and torsos...noted

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Ray has work to do, Mom.  He has to scam Britney for all she's worth.  Then make her feel like it's her fault.  That's some hard work!

And seriously??? Britney  is EASY!

Sad.  

Edited June 26, 2021 by goofygirl

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, I do hope we'll get another prison makeup tutorial. 

[kacesq]

Isn’t Xanax a trainquilizer? Doesn’t it just chill you out not make you want to rob so,someone?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

AH, the honeymoon phase.  This should last 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . 

[kacesq]

Lord another swirl reference....someone on 90DF used that term too iirc

[Gobi]

I thought that you paid a prostitute after sex?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Nicolle just felt little Daonte up against her.  Her face did not look pleased. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"I love you! And I love your cash!"

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Daonte, seriously hon, you are making this scam so damn easy. Handing the money over in cash on day one. Hell, if I were her I'd be gone by mid afternoon.

[candall]

This is why he was wine shopping?  So they could quaff some grape in the construction area next to the prison gate?

[shantown]

How much money did he give her? My goodness. 

[LucyEth]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Isn’t Xanax a trainquilizer? Doesn’t it just chill you out not make you want to rob so,someone?

It's for anxiety

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

I thought that you paid a prostitute after sex?

He’d be better off with a prostitute. Much less expensive than this, no matter how much she charges. And I don’t think Nicolle agrees to having sex with him. She’s got something he wants and it’s gonna cost him for as long as she can use it.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, candall said:

This is why he was wine shopping?  So they could quaff some grape in the construction area next to the prison gate?

I know. I’m jealous too. Such romance.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I think he said last week $1,000.  Heck, I would pretend to be in love with Daonte for a minute for an envelope of cash and a decent bottle of wine. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Isn’t Xanax a trainquilizer? Doesn’t it just chill you out not make you want to rob so,someone?

Um... personally, it makes me want to chill and Netflix.  But then again, I hate going out in the world, so here we are 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

I know. I’m jealous too. Such romance.

Hallmark Channel already bought the rights to the story.

[goofygirl]

I guess this is the first time I've seen the prison lov-eee get a big ass wad of cash from the lov-er,   Interesting concept.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So we have yet to decide what Lisa looks like. Overweight? Short, short haircut? Tattoos of her prison lovers?

[LucyEth]

This old coot is crazy

[kacesq]

Lord....he’s wig shopping...obviously he knows this stuff.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So we have yet to decide what Lisa looks like. Overweight? Short, short haircut? Tattoos of her prison lovers?

All of the above.

[goofygirl]

Oh Stannie.... Maybe you should just go ahead and get a guardian??

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I would pay cash money to this woman if she asked Stan if she could get him a better wig too. 

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tattoos of her prison lovers?

Dead!