Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Maybeitsme]

Well I can tell this is gonna be a great nite already, hope everyone feels as good as I do. Pull up a chair and have a drink you  beautiful people 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Ray has me in hysterics right now. "Everyone who meets me loves me!" 

Does Ray understand that all the girlfriends’ parents he might have met in the past were before he was in prison?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ray has me in hysterics right now. "Everyone who meets me loves me!" Right, Ray. What is it, your magnetic personality or rapier wit or fabulous sense of humor or nonstop fun  that wins them over? God, a weed whacker has more personality. 

 

Years ago I made a comment  about somebody with Ray's level of appeal, "Let's just paint a faint smile on a 4X4 and put that on stage.  It will have more personality."  I think of that whenever I see Ray. 

[OoogleEyes]

Good lort, neither of these two are a prize 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I am currently enjoying the many terrible hair choices of Chane.  Does he own a mirror?  I think he's look into one while shooting porn. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hi, I discovered LAL comes on at the same time on the west coast, so I can join you on this live chat.  Now, keeping up with your witty repartee, that is another story!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fasten your seatbelts, kids. Here we goooooooooo

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Hi, I discovered LAL comes on at the same time on the west coast, so I can join you on this live chat.  Now, keeping up with your witty repartee, that is another story!

Yay!

So, Robert is a Robber?

Edited October 9, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I am currently enjoying the many terrible hair choices of Chane.  Does he own a mirror?  I think he's look into one while shooting porn. 

Is he still doing that I thought Lacey and Nicolle were porn partners now

[WaltersHair]

I need a couple to root for. So far this season, Son I am dissapoint (ancient internet meme)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lisa decided to do the church thing so that when she murders Stan, her lawyer will say in her defense that she is a God-fearing woman.

[kacesq]

Im here!! (Attaches caterpillar eyelashes)

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ray has me in hysterics right now. "Everyone who meets me loves me!" Right, Ray. What is it, your magnetic personality or rapier wit or fabulous sense of humor or nonstop fun  that wins them over? God, a weed whacker has more personality. 

 

Ray is A-okay with me.  Don't you remember Chane begging Lacey to take hormones so she could bear him a litter?   Andrea getting knocked up in the mop closet next to the disinfectant?  Fathers of the Year Beaver and Mumbles?

Anyone who thinks twice prior to fertilization is a damn Love After Lockup HERO.

Heh.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn never listens to warnings, not even when he’s told to be careful of the slippery spot.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does Ray understand that all the girlfriends’ parents he might have met in the past were before he was in prison?

To be fair, Ray does not appear to be a Nobelist in the making. 

Meanwhile, Shawn is SHOCKED that Sarah lied to him! How dare she??

[kacesq]

Oh great the mask under the nose look. I no likey Sarah. Although Shawn deserves misery.

[candall]

I think it would be funny if Sarah's mug shot was just her forehead up.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I'm trying to eat and they are showing me Shawn. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

She must be smokin' something to be attracted to Shawn!!

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn needs to find the nearest bathroom so he can masturbate after seeing Sara in her underwear.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

So Sara needs to remind Shawn why of he keeps giving her money. And no Shawn, you won't actually score.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Shawn= creepy McCreeperson.

[Empress1]

I know I say this every week, but I hate Shawn so much, y’all.

[Gobi]

"This is not how I expected to see Sara's body, but I can perv on anything."

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear sweet little tap dancing baby Jesus, Shawn's drooling and leering at Sara is actually giving me nausea. 

[kacesq]

I do not need to see semi naked Shawn. Please, for the love of God...someone save me.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Sara is so playing Shawn.  She is comfortable in front of him as long as others are there.  We all remember the car scene. 

[OoogleEyes]

Yeah, be sure he signs the waiver!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shawn needs to find the nearest bathroom so he can masturbate after seeing Sara in her underwear.

I was half afraid he's whip it out right there. 

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Hi, I discovered LAL comes on at the same time on the west coast, so I can join you on this live chat.  Now, keeping up with your witty repartee, that is another story!

It sure does, unlike 90 Day, for which I have to go to my petite manse to watch.

[Auntie Anxiety]

There is no way in hell that this tanning salon document thing was contrived by the producer.

[kacesq]

Does he look 36, Sarah?

[WaltersHair]

Maybe Shawn is a very hard 36.

[SemiCharmedLife]

"Who else lies about stuff like that?"

Everyone on reality tv!

[Floatingbison]

LOL, he shaved off a quick ten years off his age!!!   

And, the "exact amount" kids...he should just round down!

[kacesq]

Ick ick ick ick ick...

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I do not need to see semi naked Shawn. Please, for the love of God...someone save me.

Hold on! Breathe deeply, in through the nose, out through the mouth. Think peaceful thoughts. If you have any booze, drink it. You'll be OK.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Eye bleach, pronto!

[kacesq]

Yes, you are all such very moral people, Brittany and friends. You all showed your true trashy colors. 

[Floatingbison]

He should have 50 percent hood tattooed on his neck.

[kacesq]

Wah wah wah, Canaan. Poor baby.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittany and Marce, Las Vegas’ brain trust. And the 1/2 Holy guy doesn’t seem to be bringing much to the table, other than unsightly tattoos.

[Gobi]

"Only Robert's name is on the bank account because we're morons. "

[candall]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I'm trying to eat and they are showing me Shawn. 

Shawn?  What about Brittany's gigantic inflamed zit?

[kacesq]

So if Marse and Brittany ponied up $8k where did the other $72k come from?

[Empress1]

Marcellino is like “y’all stupid,” and he’s right.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poop Deck. Klassy.

[kacesq]

Just now, candall said:

Shawn?  What about Brittany's gigantic inflamed zit?

Our eyes are truly under assault tonite.

[Elizzikra]

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Ray has me in hysterics right now. "Everyone who meets me loves me!" 

Well, at least he doesn't dominate the conversation...

[SemiCharmedLife]

Brittany and Marcellino storyline  does not equal  Quentin Tarantino movie.