Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[candall]

WHAT?  It's already over???

[Pepper Mostly]

So, that was a full hour of television and NOTHING HAPPENED. Have I got that right? 

[Floatingbison]

I had a really good week, but on Fridays I usually listen to this  if I had a good week and especially after a bad week.

I'm alive.

I survived.

 

Edited September 25, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Elizzikra]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

That would be gallons of botox and lip filler, enormous breast and butt implants, and the willingness to have sex on camera.  She also need to lose the ability to pronounce words that start with J. 

I just can't take Lacey seriously when she does her deranged, bobble headed "is she the reason you aren't fucking me???" nonsense.

[shantown]

Does this show run year-round? Is there an end to a season? I tried to look it up, but I'm really confused how we're still in season 3 on episode FIFTY!

[Elizzikra]

2 minutes ago, shantown said:

Isn't that a RENT lyric? LOL

I think they meant it

When they said you can't buy love

Now I know you can rent it

A new lease, you are, my love...

The second act reprise of that song STILL makes me cry...

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So, that was a full hour of television and NOTHING HAPPENED. Have I got that right? 

 To be fair, it takes 90DF two hours for nothing to happen.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, shantown said:

Does this show run year-round? Is there an end to a season? I tried to look it up, but I'm really confused how we're still in season 3 on episode FIFTY!

Oh, it never ends. Its Love after Lockup or Life after Lockup, an endless mobius of trashy. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Time for me to check out my new neck tattoo in the mirror. Have a great weekend, folks. Be strong, stay well and live your best life. See some of you snarkalicious kids on Sunday night.

[candall]

Well, that was fun, everybody.  I guess I'll be watching The Sopranos until it's time for next week's LAL episode.  I'll weigh 400 pounds and have a permanent squint.

 

Goodbye.

[OoogleEyes]

Ugh,  you MFing bastards 

Next week my loves

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night all! See some of you Sunday. Stay safe, and keep those masks on!

[Elizzikra]

Just now, candall said:

Well, that was fun, everybody.  I guess I'll be watching The Sopranos until it's time for next week's LAL episode.  I'll weigh 400 pounds and have a permanent squint.

 

Goodbye.

I'm moving onto Dateline. Fridays are all about the true crime over here...

[Floatingbison]

Great snarking.  See all those so inclined on Sunday!  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

 S04.E16: Life After Lockup: The Sober Truth

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Lacey drops a bomb on Shane; Nicolle makes Daonte a surprising offer; at the sober house, Brittany faces the man who conned her; Shawn fears Sara may be scamming him; Ray declares he's not a sperm donor.

Oh noes! Will Lacey tell Chane that she's talking to Chon?  Will she admit that Chane was a rebound and she is in love with Chon?  Or will the bomb she drops be the hapless couple venturing into scheisse porn in a desperate attempt to increase their pay from their online activities? 

The only thing that would be surprising is if Nicolle offers sex to Daonte and actually follows through on it.  Otherwise, it's more Nicolle stringing Daonte along.  He doesn't even have Nicolle Jr. to satisfy his urges.  May she rest in peace.

Does Brittany get through the door?  Does she retrieve the furniture?  Is this the best storyline they could think of?  Won't someone think of the furniture! It is lost and alone!  It probably cries itself to sleep at night.  😿

Ray is not a sperm donor!  I am betting this is Ray insisting he will not father a child with Britney unless they are married.  Of course, the reason he wants to marry her is to have her share responsibility for his restitution payments.  I'm sure a second mortgage could help with that. 

Finally, the two working synapses in Shawn's brain have finally connected allowing him to consider that Sara, who refuses to see him even though they are in the same town and who keeps asking him for money, just may be scamming him.  I mean, there is an infinitesimal chance that she is not interested in a real relationship with Shawn.  So small. So very small. Oh wait, that's a description if his intellectual prowess. 

Original air date 2021.10.01

[candall]

Bad tidings, gang.

The LAL Thursday night preview was so boring I turned it off before the fourteen minutes ended.

But maybe the director's extended cut of Brittany schlepping that repo mattress out of the sober house was a red herring and now they're going to blow my MIND.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

But maybe the director's extended cut of Brittany schlepping that repo mattress out of the sober house was a red herring and now they're going to blow my MIND.

We'll liven things up!

[candall]

Don't cry, Ooooogle.  Let's start drinking now!

I have a new bottle of tequila George Clooney made for me.  👨‍🔬

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sitting here in the dark, so that if someone comes knocking on my door and wants to remove my furniture, it will look like no one’s home.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, candall said:

 

I have a new bottle of tequila George Clooney made for me.  👨‍🔬

You have friends!  Mine is made by my good friend, Jimmy Beam.

I still can't believe these two went for "spiritual counseling"

Edited October 2, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I am watching Lisa claim that she expected Stan to be a good husband.  Now that she found God while in prison, she has decided that they would have a deeper relationship than her pegging him.  FFS they met on seeking arrangements. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

What with Lisa’s newfound religiosity, might her next stop be a nunnery? Or at least a nun’s habit that she wears while milking Stan’s prostate?

[candall]

I guess Lisa was a bit long in the tooth for www.SugarBabies.

[candall]

That whole John & Kristiana twerking conversation was adorable.  I find myself smiling fondly at LAL characters on my tv.  A first!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Pnina Tornei designing jewelry for Jared’s? Part of the Slutty Looking Bride Collection, 2021.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

That whole John & Kristiana twerking conversation was adorable.  I find myself smiling fondly at LAL characters on my tv.  A first!

Right? These two are warming my cold dead heart 

[candall]

Does this ass-poop with the ear gauges have a little designer logo in the corner of his glasses? 

Maybe he just sprayed some food up there or something.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bang bang bang. Put down the demonic pipe, Terra.

[OoogleEyes]

Even her eyebrows are starting to be endearing. 

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??

[candall]

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Edited October 2, 2021 by candall
Double, not very interesting, post.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gotta admit that like some of you, I also like Krusty. She seems very genuine and without a smidgen of guile. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Even her eyebrows are starting to be endearing. 

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??

Her eyebrows look nice when she is shopping for the dress.  She should have kept her natural brows. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

No one ever told Shawn that you need to learn from your mistakes.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hello my dear snarky pals! Is everyone having a good week? I think I might have a cold coming on but I have to get up early tomorrow because I'm having a big yard sale. Fingers crossed I can get rid of all this shit! How does it all accumulate? 

 

[candall]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Her eyebrows look nice when she is shopping for the dress.  She should have kept her natural brows. 

She looks good in her glasses, too, because they're on a line with her eyebrows.

I ordered glasses yesterday and I was surprised at the big difference in frames that obscured my eyebrows and frames that hit between my eyes and brows.

Stupid detail, I know, but these are my first specs.

[Gobi]

Tonight's episode is brought to you by the American Prostate Milk Council.

Got milk?

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I have to get up early tomorrow because I'm having a big yard sale. Fingers crossed I can get rid of all this shit! How does it all accumulate? 

 

Oh, bless you, my friend. Good luck to you!

Edited October 2, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[Floatingbison]

50% Hood

50% Holy

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I missed Brittany's friend with the sunglasses on the back of his neck.  Always a good look. 

[Floatingbison]

I'm really really glad Brittany isn't my girlfriend.

[Floatingbison]

Let's get Snark-ical!!!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have good news (or bad, depending upon your amount of free time) for you all:

Sharp is filming a NEW show, LOVE DURING LOCKUP. Check the Primetimer home page.

[Pepper Mostly]

Do you suppose Robert has sold the refrigerator for drugs? 

[Floatingbison]

Brittany is going to knock that Ring right off the side of the house.

[candall]

Great.  Now I have ads for designer glasses between the LAL posts.  Leave me alone!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittany is all about how NOT to create a business.

[OoogleEyes]

Are false eyelashes a prerequisite to be on this show?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Brittany. For a seasoned, streetwise criminal you're so naive. 

NOW she remembers she has a key? I give up. These two are dumb as planks. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Do you suppose Robert has sold the refrigerator for drugs? 

I think he's mixed up with a South Africa to the US refrigerator smuggling cartel.

Refrigerator trafficking, it's real.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I have good news (or bad, depending upon your amount of free time) for you all:

Sharp is filming a NEW show, LOVE DURING LOCKUP. Check the Primetimer home page.

Who am I kidding, I'm in.