Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[lamujerdecente]

Ugh Nicole is such a garbage person. Tia. Homie. What job were we thinking of getting love? Pre School Teacher? Face Tattoos are choices u make when life has traumatized u by seeing Shawn naked levels of trauma, poor Kelly. 

[kacesq]

I don't like Lacey's dad, he makes so many excuses for his daughter. She's never wrong.

[Floatingbison]

Nice beach. . . where is this?  oh, i see, virginia Beach, VA.

Edited September 11, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Empress1]

Oh my God, Chon is back?!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

What skills does he have that would let him work from home?  Oh wait, sex cam guy. 

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So now we have the phony Chane is cheating plot line. Come one, Sharp, we’re sophisticated viewers! WE need something better than this.

I hope Sharp doesn't think this is the marquee story this season. Im interested in everyone else more than them. Even idiot Daonte...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stan, how we missed your toupee you tonight.

[sempervivum]

Nicole kind of looks like Madonna in that talking head shot-I mean 2021 Madonna, 63 and heavily botoxed.

What kind of work can Nicole do in a 'high end salon'- sweeping up hair? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

What skills does he have that would let him work from home?  Oh wait, sex cam guy. 

I was just going to say he's not going to be stuffing envelopes. Only Fans is "working from home" right? 

[Floatingbison]

Thanks everyone, that was fun.

 

[Gobi]

Wow, that flew by! Seemed shorter than Sara's and Shawn's relationship.

Till next time, snarkers.

Edited September 11, 2021 by Gobi

[OoogleEyes]

This show is glorious. But you guys are more gloriouser. I love you like I love an alcoholic smoothie 

Have a great weekend!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

And just like that, the show is over! The 60 minutes really do fly by. Have a great weekend, my dears, and I’ll see some of you on Sunday. Be strong, stay safe and live your best life. And take a moment to remember those lost on 9/11. 😞

Edited September 11, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[goofygirl]

This crazy show needs to be 2 hours long!  It's over already!  Y'all have a great weekend! Stay safe and wear your mask!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I was just going to say he's not going to be stuffing envelopes. Only Fans is "working from home" right? 

He's stuffing Lacey.

[candall]

Old puddy tat Samuel sighting.  He loves his daddy.

 

Have to go now.  If I see that Bonnie and Clyde scene again, my eyes will melt.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

He's stuffing Lacey.

But the whole problem is that he isn't! 

Good night peeps! Hope to see many of you on Sunday--either way, have a great week, stay safe, wear your mask! I love you all.

[Floatingbison]

Get pumped for Sunday!!!!!!  It's gonna be snarkalicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lamujerdecente]

Those eyebrows, Oh my goodness. How does one even begin to do that to oneself?

Nope don't need to know. I may tattoo my face. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Upon further review, it would appear that @Gobi came up with the correct age of Sara’s child. Congratulations, @Gobi.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S04.E14: Life After Lockup: Players Get Played

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Lisa catches Stan in a lie; Lacey makes a dangerous call; Brittany's confession stuns Marcelino; Nicolle hatches a plan to lure Daonte back; Ray breaks down over his shocking restitution; Kristianna reaches out to her estranged son.

Original air date 2021.09.17

Stan lied?

I am shocked.  Shocked, I tell you!  Such a fine person as Muskrat Stan lied.  I simply cannot imagine it.  Then again he lies every time he calls that mess on his head "hair". 

Marcellino pretends to be stunned by something we can all be assured he already knows.  Oh those crazy kids and their quality reenactments for the cameras! Remember your lines, Marcie.

Nicolle apparently needs "a plan" to get Daonte back.  Hmm, let's think about what it would take. She calls him or texts him or stops by his place and flashes side boob or opens her door where he is waiting with dreams that she'll appear . . . .

Ray breaks down over his restitution.  This leads to a few questions.  1) Will we even be able to tell he is breaking down.  He's so expressive it will be tough.  Maybe his eye will twitch.  Will that be the clue? 2) How long before he tries to convince Britney to pay it off. 

Kristianna has a son.  Why did I not know this?  I swear it seems like everyone on this show has a child or six tucked away somewhere. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ll be back later when I finish troweling on the gold eye shadow. Don't start without me.

[ethalfrida]

56 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

S04.E14: Life After Lockup: Players Get Played

Original air date 2021.09.17

Stan lied?

I am shocked.  Shocked, I tell you!  Such a fine person as Muskrat Stan lied.  I simply cannot imagine it.  Then again he lies every time he calls that mess on his head "hair". 

Marcellino pretends to be stunned by something we can all be assured he already knows.  Oh those crazy kids and their quality reenactments for the cameras! Remember your lines, Marcie.

Nicolle apparently needs "a plan" to get Daonte back.  Hmm, let's think about what it would take. She calls him or texts him or stops by his place and flashes side bob or opens her door where he is waiting with dreams that she'll appear . . . .

Ray breaks down over his restitution.  This leads to a few questions.  1) Will we even be able to tell he is breaking down.  He's so expressive it will be tough.  Maybe his eye will twitch.  Will that be the clue? 2) HOw long before he tries to convince Britney to pay it off. 

Kristianna has a son.  Why did I not know this?  I swear it seems like everyone on this show has a child or six tucked away somewhere. 

I am totally cracking up at your post! If only you could grab a h old of all the characters and re-produce the show *and several others...)

[OoogleEyes]

Kristianna looks absolutely thrilled here. It's the eyebrows, I'm sure 

Nicole's mom's eyelashes are trying to make a break for it.

Edited September 18, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey peeps! I have my fedora and a fresh made vodka smoothie and I'm ready to rumble! 

[Maybeitsme]

Good evening fellow psychos!

[Nuccganggang]

HI FRIENDS! i am excited to talk shit about all these morons with you all on this lovely evening 😎 i had a ridiculous day at work and i’m not cooking SHIT, so my son and i are waiting on our outback doordash delivery 🐷 

[candall]

My LAL beverage tonight was a large and lovely spicy Bloody Mary--extra tabasco, horseradish and worcestershire.  Knocked it over.   My feet, the couch, the computer cords, the dogs.

And to top it all off, I had to watch that stupid Bonnie & Clyde re-enactment all by myself while I swirled around paper towels.

 

🤬

[WaltersHair]

34 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ll be back later when I finish troweling on the gold eye shadow. Don't start without me.

Don't forget the ratty weave and toothpaste eye shadow!

[Gobi]

I'm here for roll call. Don't follow me after the show!

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I'm here for roll call. Don't follow me after the show!

Fine! Here's your ring back. ::Tosses fake prop ring at you:::

[OoogleEyes]

She's getting ready for her interview. Times have changed...

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m wondering if Shawn found his “How Many Children Do I Have?” Spreadsheet.

[Nuccganggang]

can’t wait to listen to lacey fellating chon over the phone in a public restroom 🙄

[Keywestclubkid]

You cheated on him to girl you arnt an angel in this relationship 

[Nuccganggang]

chane hasn’t found a pyramid scheme to join? he has no ambition 

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m wondering if Shawn found his “How Many Children Do I Have?” Spreadsheet.

LOL I snorted so loud my dog farted on me

[shantown]

Dragged back in for another episode like I'm getting rolls of $100 bills and new wigs for it :)

[OoogleEyes]

Oh Chon...run away from this psycho bitch.

[candall]

Okay, The Return of Chon is going to put me in a better mood.  Yay!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fasten your seatbelts for the fastest hour on tv.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Nuccganggang said:

chane hasn’t found a pyramid scheme to join? he has no ambition 

He should sell LuLaRoe

[Nuccganggang]

am i seeing things, or does tia have a benjamin franklin with horns tattoo on her arm?! 🤣

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ugh! Off to a bad start with Lacey’s phone sex starved schtick.

[Gobi]

Just now, Nuccganggang said:

am i seeing things, or does tia have a benjamin franklin with horns tattoo on her arm?! 🤣

That's what I thought last week. Didn't notice the horns, though.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Nuccganggang said:

am i seeing things, or does tia have a benjamin franklin with horns tattoo on her arm?! 🤣

She thought it would make her look more presentable.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, hold on one sec, let me roll out my shocked face--Lacey and Chon have been "talking". 

[kacesq]

I don’t understand what Ray did to get a mortgage sized restitution...

I’m not mad about it, just shocked.

oh...Lacey Chon and Chane...riveting. 

[Nuccganggang]

i can see how chane is depressed. he’s basically still 17 years old and has a baby, a wife, and no idea how to live

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm sure their fellow beachgoers are enjoying Chane and FIL's screaming match.