S11.E01: Dressed to the 90210s

[TexasGal]

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The friends glam it up for a "barbecue" at Dorit's house; Kyle's sister introduces them to Crystal Minkoff; Sutton moves into a rental house; Erika sheds light on a very dark summer; Lisa's abrupt apology leaves Garcelle questioning their friendship.

Airdate: 05.19.2021

Please limit your discussion to events that occur in this episode.  Real time events are spoilers and belong in the media or individual housewife threads.  Happy Season 11!

[Keywestclubkid]

And here we go. 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

"For some reason," Kyle? I mean, I tend to like Kyle but she can't be surprised that Garcelle unfollowed her.

[RealHousewife]

I bet it's not unusual for these ladies to meet up while someone is recovering from getting work done. Not shading, just saying. 

I kinda relate to Erika in that I have an extremely feminine style that's often old school inspired, but I'm not the tradwife type who just loves to be in the kitchen cooking and baking. 

Edited May 20, 2021 by RealHousewife

[Stats Queen]

Kyle lives in that absolutely beautiful house and but animal print carpet up the stairs and painted the walls pink?

[bosawks]

I like Dorit’s kids.

There, I said it.

[RealHousewife]

1 minute ago, Stats Queen said:

Kyle lives in that absolutely beautiful house and but animal print carpet up the stairs and painted the walls pink?

It's like part Rinna, part Vanderpump. 

[FlyingEgret]

Kyle and Dorit are in each other's pods and vacation together and yet Dorit doesnt know where Kyle's house is???

[bosawks]

Just now, FlyingEgret said:

Kyle and Dorit are in each other's pods and vacation together and yet Dorit doesnt know where Kyle's house is???

You get her on the wrong day she probably doesn’t know where her house is…

[Keywestclubkid]

Rinna and her bullshit apologizes lol 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Rinna's issues with Denise are still perplexing to me. I mean, I don't particularly like Denise but I still don't get Rinna's anger.

[bosawks]

“I think the best thing for you to do is to forgive me”

Garcelle, I’m sure, appreciates that heartfelt and in no way self-serving advice. 

Edited May 20, 2021 by bosawks

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

Rinna's issues with Denise are still perplexing to me. I mean, I don't particularly like Denise but I still don't get Rinna's anger.

It kept her relevant that’s all it was she saw an opportunity and took it it didn’t matter if it was fucking over a friend or not. Fame trumps all for Rinna 

[Keywestclubkid]

Ugh I hate Mikey 

[RealHousewife]

The show is full of bullies and con artists. Garcelle doesn't fit in. 

[nexxie]

Did Erika say, “They’re all on the crusp?” lol

[Keywestclubkid]

Yesss G just come right out with the Kyle shade lol

[eleanorofaquitaine]

5 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

It kept her relevant that’s all it was she saw an opportunity and took it it didn’t matter if it was fucking over a friend or not. Fame trumps all for Rinna 

Eh, I still think it has to be a little deeper than that.

Did they really just label Jamie Lee Curtis as Kyle's friend?!?!

 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, eleanorofaquitaine said:

Eh, I still think it has to be a little deeper than that.

 

 

It’s Rinna there is no deeper level. We have watched that for 6 seasons 

[nexxie]

Rinna loves to watch someone squirm when she’s treating them like shit - then she swoops in on her broom and pretends to apologize. Horrible creature.

[RealHousewife]

lol Dorit only trusts Rinna's skinny little ass to be ready to stir shit up.

[Keywestclubkid]

Yes Kyle we all know why Erika was with her husband 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Uh, having sex, getting pregnant, and having the baby IS the order, Rinna. You're not special for following the biological process. 

[bosawks]

My fantasy for what happens to Erika is probably not the same as hers….

[Keywestclubkid]

This is tacky as fuck seeing all these jewels and shit with Erika knowing that family’s were fucking ripped off for her to get them. Ew ew ew 

[bosawks]

OMG, it is a robe!

[nexxie]

Dorit’s little kids have all the smarts in that family.

[FlyingEgret]

3 minutes ago, bosawks said:

My fantasy for what happens to Erika is probably not the same as hers….

Getting fucked?

[Keywestclubkid]

Her “older” friends ROFL I’m gonna like the new girl 

[WaltersHair]

Erika, you can put that dress back on the toilet paper when you're finished with it. I like the kids too.

[bosawks]

1 minute ago, FlyingEgret said:

Getting fucked?

Over

[Julyolo]

Was Kyle going for the stuffed sausage look in that dress?

[Keywestclubkid]

Ok I now officially am pro new girl she is shaaaaaady and I live for it 

[Julyolo]

Now they're going to be Lake Ta-hoes.

[bosawks]

I feel like I’m watching an SNL skit every time Kathy’s on.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, bosawks said:

I feel like I’m watching an SNL skit every time Kathy’s on.

Right it’s coming off a lil bit awkward 

[nexxie]

Kathy enjoyed torturing and bullying Kim, Kyle and neighborhood kids? Maybe she’s the true nightmare sister.

[FlyingEgret]

Once I figured out Sutton's dress was fringe I went from eh to love

[TexasGal]

3 minutes ago, bosawks said:

I feel like I’m watching an SNL skit every time Kathy’s on.

For real!  

A.  Can’t see to distinguish her sister and Garcelle, because she’s afraid to wear contacts. 

B.  Played dentist as a kid, and still does dental work on her friends?!

Y’all, maybe we should have been cutting Kyle more slack all these years.

[goofygirl]

Honestly, after that tour of Erika's closetS with all her friggin' clothes, shoes, jewelry, hair and that shitheel MIKEY; I absolutely cannot WAIT for her to catch some KARMA....  Obviously, all that shit is compliments of the widows, orphans, and burn victims. Oh yeah.

Didn't even recognize Kathy Hilton.... Think she and Kyle are going to the same plastic surgeon??

Rinna and that whole bullshit with Garcelle was so sad.  Rinna is just a PIECE OF SHIT.  I cannot stand her. And seriously?? I think that green pantsuit and those green shoes is the Geico Gecko look. Perfect! for a LIZARD!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, TexasGal said:

For real!  

A.  Can’t see to distinguish her sister and Garcelle, because she’s afraid to wear contacts. 

B.  Played dentist as a kid, and still does dental work on her friends?!

Y’all, maybe we should have been cutting Kyle more slack all these year.

Lol Kyle just knows how to hide the awkward better then Kim and Kathy lol  I totally see a lot of Kim in Kathy already 

[JD5166]

13 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Her “older” friends ROFL I’m gonna like the new girl 

TOTAL SHADE! I thought I wouldn’t like her.....

[goofygirl]

Jeebus.  These people! " What's your rose and thorn of COVID-19??"

Bugger off Erika.  And guess what stupid ass??  " The bigger your life is, the bigger your problems are" bullshit is gonna hopefully jump up your PHONY ASS and bite you!  BIG!

Edited May 20, 2021 by goofygirl

[WaltersHair]

What is Lexapro? Have you not watched cable for 2 years?

[bosawks]

Production going full shade on Erika with the cavalcade of the spoils of filthy lucre.

Edited May 20, 2021 by bosawks

[Keywestclubkid]

What the fuck is going on with Erikas eyebrows? Looks like two dead caterpillars 

[bosawks]

37 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

What the fuck is going on with Erikas eyebrows? Looks like two dead caterpillars 

Maybe she’s hiding assets in there.

Edited May 20, 2021 by bosawks

[Keywestclubkid]

I’m in. I’m totally already in this season... already better then NY and NJ combined 

[RealHousewife]

Honestly, depression really sucks and can happen to anybody. I don't think Erika was joking when she said she just had Tom and the dog. She does have her son too, but I don't think she has any other people she's close to. It's sad, but I do wish she'd treat people better. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, bosawks said:

Maybe she’s hiding assists in there.

ROFL ....yessss