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S11.E01: Dressed to the 90210s


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On 5/21/2021 at 8:38 AM, lamujerdecente said:

I will join u. Come to Miami folks the land where spandex is treated like a santo on an alter. 

I’ve never heard that!  Is that a local saying?

 

On 5/21/2021 at 9:46 AM, OdinO. said:

 

On 5/21/2021 at 9:22 PM, goofygirl said:


After seeing the preview where Erika snarls at Sutton "Don't ever call me a liar again" or what the frickever, I'm reminded of her snarling at Eileen a few years ago.  She did it to Teddi too.

I'm thinking this is her go-to... And she thinks she's gonna bully people with the snarl. Which is offputting, for sure.

But now??? WITH ALL THE WIDOWS, ORPHANS AND BURN VICTIMS?????

Just silly. And PATHETIC.  Hoping for those closets to be emptied out, e-bay'd, SOLD. To pay that debt to those people!


I just WISH Sutton had said “or nothing… because there’s nothing I can do to you that would be worse that what a judge and jury will do to your life.”

I’m sure she would have an intimidating snarl on her face any more.


@OdinO. I don’t know why I have a quote box for you, it won’t go away, I’m sorry!

On 5/22/2021 at 6:10 PM, Sweet-tea said:

 

Having said that, she looks great and at least 10 years younger. She looks 40-something instead of 50-something. Her surgeon does good work. I think she had a facelift too or something else done with the rhino. I think her nose look odd in the scene in the car because of swelling. It can take up to two years for swelling to go down and nose’s final shape to be revealed, especially after a second or third rhinoplasty. (I speak from experience.) In the THs, her nose looks very slim. 

 

Her nose looks terrible, the surgeon should have gotten rid of the nostril flare, that’s the worst part of her nose.

 

On 5/23/2021 at 9:05 AM, Persnickety1 said:

I want the creditors to demand her designer bags like they did to Taylor 

I want to see what happens to the original Chagall painting AND Panthère de Cartier ring that Tom gifted her for her 45th birthday!

I bet she’s hiding that stuff at her mom’s house.

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14 minutes ago, heatherchandler said:

I’ve never heard that!  Is that a local saying?

 


I just WISH Sutton had said “or nothing… because there’s nothing I can do to you that would be worse that what a judge and jury will do to your life.”

I’m sure she would have an intimidating snarl on her face any more.


@OdinO. I don’t know why I have a quote box for you, it won’t go away, I’m sorry!

Her nose looks terrible, the surgeon should have gotten rid of the nostril flare, that’s the worst part of her nose.

 

I want to see what happens to the original Chagall painting AND Panthère de Cartier ring that Tom gifted her for her 45th birthday!

I bet she’s hiding that stuff at her mom’s house.

Man these people are scum.  The hubris.  I just hope they don't portray her as some ignorant wife whose husband did all this behind her back.  

Back in the beginning of Jersey I started to wonder if HW shows were a front for the Feds.  The show seems to draw financial criminals like bees to honey.  And they are all so freaking stupid they flaunt their ill gotten goods.  It IS entertaining to watch though.

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On 5/22/2021 at 7:20 PM, Mar said:

I know! They are just going to sweep it under the rug now. It was absolutely despicable behavior yet again from her.

These shows need at least one person who needs the paycheck and attention. Rinna is one for this cast and that is why I think there is no low the producers can ask for that is too low for her and she won't be getting fired anytime soon. I think production can also leverage her into feeling like she is on the "inside" of things and producing the show with them without actually giving her a credit.

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On 5/23/2021 at 11:20 AM, KungFuBunny said:

Dorit had her boobs fixed. One used to have a deflated sagging appearance. Sadly now it just looks like she took 2 spaghetti sqashes and glued them to her chest

In a few scenes, Dorit looked like a Scarecrow.  Two big round balls of flesh on a skinny body.  Especially in her red “bathrobe”.

 

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2 hours ago, Natalie68 said:

Man these people are scum.  The hubris.  I just hope they don't portray her as some ignorant wife whose husband did all this behind her back.  

Theresa signed the papers too and went to jail.  I doubt they could get anything on Erika.  She’s smarter.  Then again, I don’t know how things work.  Are Erika and Tom speaking or what?  Didn’t she file for divorce?

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7 hours ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

I don't really believe that. Camille talks a tough game but she also has the tendency to back down if she thinks she isn't going to get support from the rest of the women. 

Re Kyle - IMO, it doesn't really matter if she broke her nose or not on the set of Halloween. I'm inclined to think that she didn't, that she just wanted a nose job, but she concocted a story to save face. But I still give her credit for not hiding the actual nose job part of it. 

Mileage varies but Camille stands up for herself very robustly in confrontations with the other women if the past couple of seasons are any indication. She practically had Rinna running away from her at the Umansky fundraiser last year and held her own fine against Rinna, Teddi, and Kyle at the season nine finale party. She only backs off when her foundational manners and politeness compel her to extend (more than) fair consideration to the cast mates she finds the least offensive (ie desisting at the latter event when Denise interjected). 
 

All my subjective opinion. 

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3 hours ago, Hangin Out said:

Theresa signed the papers too and went to jail.  I doubt they could get anything on Erika.  She’s smarter.  Then again, I don’t know how things work.  Are Erika and Tom speaking or what?  Didn’t she file for divorce?

Erika isn’t all that smart from my perspective, which is why she defaults to thuggish outbursts when confronted with even mild pushback. She supplied ample fodder in the first episode of this season alone to any authorities who end up critically reviewing her material possessions and the narrative inconsistencies vis-a-vis her abrupt filing a mere month or so after the scenes that just aired. 

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I love that finally someone is calling out Vyle for the two faced bitch that she is!! It's about time. I can't stand her!! She always has gotten away with saying the rudest shit about the others on the show and gossiping about everyone that she's supposedly friends with and nobody ever stands up to her. It's so annoying. They just act like it never happened. I don't believe her at all about getting in an accident that broke her nose. Yeah right! Her and Kim have/ had that long, ugly skinny nose and Kim had surgery to get rid if it also. I used to like Erika alot but after last season when she started in on the pile up on Denise my feelings have changed. Same with Rinna, I used to think she was funny but every season she's backstabbing someone that she's supposed to be friends with. With friends like these, who needs enemies?? Rinna, Erika and Vyle got away with that disgusting pile up on Denise. I was so hoping they would get fired but no such luck. The only ones I like are Garcelle, Dorit and Sutton. The rest are evil, two faced bitches.

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On 5/23/2021 at 10:05 AM, Persnickety1 said:

On the immature side, I wish Sutton would have pushed Erika out of her chair when she threatened her.  "THAT'S WHAT ELSE, BITCH."  I would have but then at times I can revert to being 12 years old.  

I actually love how she just looks at her like she just tracked in dog do, and says, "Or nothing 🙄 "  I would enjoy the confrontations on these shows a lot more if some of them could be cool like that rather than constantly devolving into tears and screaming.  That's how to make the awful ones look foolish!

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2 minutes ago, princelina said:

I actually love how she just looks at her like she just tracked in dog do, and says, "Or nothing 🙄 "  I would enjoy the confrontations on these shows a lot more if some of them could be cool like that rather than constantly devolving into tears and screaming.  That's how to make the awful ones look foolish!

I have a feeling Crystal can pull this off beautifully. 

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1 hour ago, Kiss my mutt said:

I have a feeling Crystal can pull this off beautifully. 

Same here, which is why Ericka probably wouldn't pull that crap on Crystal.  Bullies like Ericka can sense who is vulnerable.  

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7 minutes ago, Cosmocrush said:

Same here, which is why Ericka probably wouldn't pull that crap on Crystal.  Bullies like Ericka can sense who is vulnerable.  

Exactly! She’ll probably end up sucking up to her and trying to get buddy buddy, but hopefully Crystal won’t have anything to do with that. 

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On 5/23/2021 at 7:04 PM, SemiCharmedLife said:

I felt this way seeing all the post-season social media posts she made.  Lots of scantily clad soft porn type shots of her without a care in the world.  A little humility and an apology would go a long way...

Erika is a self centered Woman.  With Tom’s money, she became famous, sort of.  A housewife on a show and a soft porn dancer, sort of.

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1 hour ago, Hangin Out said:

Erika is a self centered Woman.  With Tom’s money, she became famous, sort of.  A housewife on a show and a soft porn dancer, sort of.

And to give her her props - she was a VERY submissive wife, when he was a husband worth having (in her mind).  I still remember that one-season-wonder Kathryn, who got drunk and showed her ass at Erika's dinner party - the next day Erika was whining to another HW that "I'm not ALLOWED to behave that way."

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On 5/24/2021 at 4:43 PM, Hangin Out said:

In a few scenes, Dorit looked like a Scarecrow.  Two big round balls of flesh on a skinny body.  Especially in her red “bathrobe”.

 

She looks horrible, plastic and fake.

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On 5/26/2021 at 7:50 PM, WaltersHair said:

Rinna should kiss Erika's feet, because without her this season, the hate would be overflowing.

The good news is next year she can get 2:1 hatred

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On 5/25/2021 at 8:18 PM, princelina said:

And to give her her props - she was a VERY submissive wife, when he was a husband worth having (in her mind).  I still remember that one-season-wonder Kathryn, who got drunk and showed her ass at Erika's dinner party - the next day Erika was whining to another HW that "I'm not ALLOWED to behave that way."

I remember that. I wondered if Erika took her frustrations with Tom out on others. Tom could abruptly shut her up in front of everyone like she's a child, and she'd just say okay. The other women could use a bad analogy and she'd scream bloody murder.

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This season on the howives of BH...

See frozen faces void of all expression

Meet the new noses and see how big the lips are getting

Play "Is it just filler and botox or did she go under the knife?" 

Cheer on the breasts that survive hours suffocating in too small dresses. 

Don't miss the footage of how Erika helps victims spend thier money!

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On 5/23/2021 at 7:05 AM, Persnickety1 said:

I want the creditors to demand her designer bags like they did to Taylor Armstrong...

And Taylor had to admit all of those oh so chic Birkin bags were fake and had no real value.  

I'd love to see Erika in a similar position.  

Or maybe having to admit her "family jewels" with which she draped herself with that godawful pink tutu are actually paste and not real.  

I understand Bravo brought her back this season for the legal woes drama, but I really hope they cut her loose next season.  

On the immature side, I wish Sutton would have pushed Erika out of her chair when she threatened her.  "THAT'S WHAT ELSE, BITCH."  I would have but then at times I can revert to being 12 years old.  

That would have ruined Sutton's image of herself as a perfect lady.  It would also constitute assault and battery and people go to jail for that.

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On 5/23/2021 at 4:04 PM, SemiCharmedLife said:

I felt this way seeing all the post-season social media posts she made.  Lots of scantily clad soft porn type shots of her without a care in the world.  A little humility and an apology would go a long way...

I seriously doubt that.  They're all screaming for blood, why should she even try?  She's showing up to earn a living - it honestly doesn't look to me as if she's proud of herself or enjoying what she's going through.  For the record, I don't think she knew, but I know it's a very unpopular opinion.

On 5/23/2021 at 5:18 PM, hoodooznoodooz said:

I saw this, too. She was as arrogant and as shameless as ever, leaning into it. I want to know what her son thinks.

Dorit’s son is funny. Did he also threaten to cut her off? No more hugs and kisses?

Dorit seemed so blah, reacting to her son. I guess she can’t think on her feet.

I thought that was pretty bratty and manipulative for such a little kid actually. 

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On 5/25/2021 at 6:18 PM, princelina said:

And to give her her props - she was a VERY submissive wife, when he was a husband worth having (in her mind).  I still remember that one-season-wonder Kathryn, who got drunk and showed her ass at Erika's dinner party - the next day Erika was whining to another HW that "I'm not ALLOWED to behave that way."

It was pretty obvious Tom ran that show 100%.  I doubt he ever confided anything business-wise to Erika,  Her duty was to look glam and accompany him while keeping her mouth firmly shut.   No attorney who is stealing from his client trust account is going around telling anyone about it.  I think it's only logical that Tom wanted everyone to believe that he earned all the cash he was slinging around, and that Erika was probably one of those he aimed to impress the most judging by the fabulous gifts he gave her.  After all the years of believing she won the rich husband lottery, it must have just killed her to find out she was going to be on her own and have to support herself again.

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On 5/19/2021 at 5:58 PM, goofygirl said:

Jeebus.  These people! " What's your rose and thorn of COVID-19??"

Bugger off Erika.  And guess what stupid ass??  " The bigger your life is, the bigger your problems are" bullshit is gonna hopefully jump up your PHONY ASS and bite you!  BIG!

YES yEs YeS WHO the fuck does she think she is?

On 5/19/2021 at 5:48 PM, Julyolo said:

Was Kyle going for the stuffed sausage look in that dress?

LOL like a pig in a blanket!

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On 5/25/2021 at 9:18 PM, princelina said:

And to give her her props - she was a VERY submissive wife, when he was a husband worth having (in her mind).  I still remember that one-season-wonder Kathryn, who got drunk and showed her ass at Erika's dinner party - the next day Erika was whining to another HW that "I'm not ALLOWED to behave that way."

I liked Kathryn. She had her flaws but I thought she was a nice person and liked her not being cowed by LVP but not going after her either. I was annoyed she was just one season. Especially since she and Donnie apparently bought a French vacation home. Travel porn! 
But, yes, that dinner. It was an interesting look at the Girardi marriage. I’ll take submissive Erika over this brassy cow though. She used to show both sides but she’s all EJ all the time now. And her TH styling! She looks like an unsuccessful drag Queen. 
I'm here for crystal so far. Hopefully that doesn’t mean the kiss of death where she gets driven off (Joyce, Denise) or becomes someone unlikable her next season (Teddi) or just doesn’t click (Kathryn). 
team Sutton. I like her awkwardness and hope she and garcelle stay friendly and she and crystal aren’t enemies. Loved the little peak last year at her status in Rome at the D&G shop where they knew her. Rinna must’ve been green. 

 

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On 5/25/2021 at 11:18 AM, ladyscorpio said:

I love that finally someone is calling out Vyle for the two faced bitch that she is!! It's about time. I can't stand her!! She always has gotten away with saying the rudest shit about the others on the show and gossiping about everyone that she's supposedly friends with and nobody ever stands up to her. It's so annoying. They just act like it never happened. I don't believe her at all about getting in an accident that broke her nose. Yeah right! Her and Kim have/ had that long, ugly skinny nose and Kim had surgery to get rid if it also. I used to like Erika alot but after last season when she started in on the pile up on Denise my feelings have changed. Same with Rinna, I used to think she was funny but every season she's backstabbing someone that she's supposed to be friends with. With friends like these, who needs enemies?? Rinna, Erika and Vyle got away with that disgusting pile up on Denise. I was so hoping they would get fired but no such luck. The only ones I like are Garcelle, Dorit and Sutton. The rest are evil, two faced bitches.

Jealously is the root of evil.  I feel so bad about Denise.  She was a movie star and a Bond girl .. am I right?  As I recall, she didn’t bother anyone, yet they turned on her.  That’s why I can’t stand Rinna and that stupid cackle of hers.  What is Kathy Hilton doing on this show?  Family affair?  From her lips up, her face doesn’t move.  Does she need the money being a Hilton?  Or just bored?

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Just getting to this season now, and why are there so damn many housewives?

If Rinna blows up her lips any more they’re going to become contiguous with her nose. 

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Maybe I’m misremembering last season, but didn’t they all (other than Garcelle) gang up on Denise? So why is Garcelle only upset with Rinna for doing it? Is it because she expected better from Rinna, who had a “real” relationship with Denise prior to the show? (To be clear: I am no Lisa Rinna fan! I’m just confused as to why Garcelle is singling her out.) 

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3 hours ago, ladle said:

Maybe I’m misremembering last season, but didn’t they all (other than Garcelle) gang up on Denise? So why is Garcelle only upset with Rinna for doing it? Is it because she expected better from Rinna, who had a “real” relationship with Denise prior to the show? (To be clear: I am no Lisa Rinna fan! I’m just confused as to why Garcelle is singling her out.) 

That's my guess. Maybe Rinna and Denise weren't super close, but they were friends. They went back many years, and we even saw footage of Rinna at one of Denise's parties from years prior to HW. I'm sure Garcelle thought, man, if Rinna went after our mutual friend who, despite any mistakes, is a sweet person, she'd go after anyone. 

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7 hours ago, ladle said:

Maybe I’m misremembering last season, but didn’t they all (other than Garcelle) gang up on Denise? So why is Garcelle only upset with Rinna for doing it? Is it because she expected better from Rinna, who had a “real” relationship with Denise prior to the show? (To be clear: I am no Lisa Rinna fan! I’m just confused as to why Garcelle is singling her out.) 

Rinna was supposedly Denise’s friend for many, many years. So Denise comes on the show and IMHO, Rinna was the ring leader of the let’s pile on Denise train. This is why I think Garcelle singled Rinna out - she led the charge, but she threw a “friend” of many, many years under the bus and brought others with her.

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On 5/23/2021 at 12:43 PM, KungFuBunny said:

Agree and disagree.

Kyle hears what is trending from Fashion Week - be it the color, prints, skirt or dress length. She'll buy from any known designer if it is currently trending.

Heck, if they said Green Top Hats are trending this year...expect to see Kyle on camera looking like a leprechaun. Prime example would be those Gladiator sandals she was sporting years ago. I was waiting for Kyle to belly bomb Andre the Giant from the corner of the ring,

Sutton, on the other hand is designer driven. She has a handful of designers she is incredibly loyal to. She will buy whatever they have that is new. Do you remember that corset top she bought from D & G that she didn't even know how to put on?

Both of them don't think - does this shade of yellow compliment my skin? Is this print too busy for me? The model that walked down the runway has boobs 10 times smaller than mine and she's 5' 11 and I'm 5'.

Both seem to lack confidence in carrying off a look. It also seems like the clothes are wearing them

It must be so exhausting to keep up with style, makeup and hair everyday like these women in that part of the world.  Why do they have to have a makeup artist at hand for every little thing?  Because they can?

 

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3 hours ago, Hangin Out said:

It must be so exhausting to keep up with style, makeup and hair everyday like these women in that part of the world.  Why do they have to have a makeup artist at hand for every little thing?  Because they can?

 

I get exhausted as a medium maintenance girl. I wonder if perhaps other folks doing your hair and makeup makes it less tiring? As cool as it would be to have a glam squad, I think it's nice to just relax and live life. I envy the fact men shower and get about their day. 

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I’m catching up after a years long break from RHOBH and just came here to post…Kathy is afraid to put in contacts so she’s walking around blind? What the fuck did Big Kathy do to those girls? I’ve never seen three more neurotic women in my life.

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