S25.E05: Week 5

[Kiss my mutt]

No one hugged her! That’s a first. Awesome!

[Thumper]

7 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

No. Did you accidentally hit some button for visually impaired cues? Is that a new feature, maybe?

Maybe?!  😂😂😂.  Not watching on my regular TV!  😂. Thanks. 

Edited February 2, 2021 by Thumper

[tennisgurl]

The girls are only just holding back their happy dances and high fives watching Victoria leave. As she walks about how much they’re all going to miss her. 

[Kiss my mutt]

Kudos to Matt for cleaning house!

[JenE4]

“I brought so many people joy.” I laughed so hard and with so much force that I injured my throat snorting.

[rebel2u]

Katie could not WAIT to tattle on the other girls to Matt last week but this week remains quiet when they wonder how Matt knew what they talked about.  Voice of reason or self righteous twat?  You're a contestant, Katie not the house den mother.  STFU.  

[dizzyd]

Wtf senior bachelor?

[GracieK]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

“I brought so many people joy.” I laughed so hard and with so much force that I injured my throat snorting.

I laughed so hard too! Like this is the shit made for wrong reasons watchers. 

[Crashcourse]

2 minutes ago, rebel2u said:

Katie could not WAIT to tattle on the other girls to Matt last week but this week remains quiet when they wonder how Matt knew what they talked about.  Voice of reason or self righteous twat?  You're a contestant, Katie not the house den mother.  STFU.  

Katie is a stealth bitch, playing both sides.  Victoria could have learned how to play the game from her. 

[Mu Shu]

I saw a booger in someone’s nose. 

[tennisgurl]

But you guys, now Victoria is going to literally die! 

[EllenB]

7 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

“I brought so many people joy.” I laughed so hard and with so much force that I injured my throat snorting.

But it's true. They were all delighted when she didn't get a rose.

[Adeejay]

Ding dong, the witches are gone.  Kate for the next Bachelorette.  

[Jax7917]

Omg what is up with this OGs versus new girls thing ? It’s non - stop . Are the girls that dumb that they don’t realize that they too, could have been on list #2 to join the show ? I’m sure there was no particular order to who was brought in first and it’s not like 2 months have gone by that they’ve been there before the new girls showed up . It’s been like a week or two , relax . 

[Kiss my mutt]

Wonder what the age range is for Senior Bachelor? Senior Can be as young as 55! Anyone game?

[JenE4]

The “celebrity stylist” can’t even get Matt out of his beige turtleneck!

[GracieK]

Rachael looks like Mika Kunis - so many doppelgängers this season. Also I was trying to figure out the Lifetime actress Anna looks like last week. Meredith Thomas 

Edited February 2, 2021 by GracieK

[Thumper]

That red dress was my least favorite.  But it looks like she got more than one.  Loved the shoes.

Yet ... a part of me does not like this Cinderella thing.  Dress to please your man.  Or am I reading too much into it — realize the show is paying, but still.

Edited February 2, 2021 by Thumper

[JenE4]

The girls are pretending to cry over Matt, but they see him “making connections” in front of their eyes every day. What they’re truly envious over is the shopping spree.

[Adeejay]

Now that the plant is gone, the other way to stir up drama and make the other ladies jealous is the "Cinderella" date.  Works every time.  

[FlyingEgret]

"It looks like she's in love"

But with Matt or the Louboutin shoes?

[Crashcourse]

3 minutes ago, Thumper said:

That red dress was my least favorite.  But it looks like she got more than one.  Loved the shoes.

Yet ... a part of me does not like this Cinderella thing.  Dress to please your man.  Or am I reading too much into it — realize the show is paying, but still.

I don't like the Cinderella thing either.  Also, what if she didn't like any of the outfits?  I guess she would have had to suck it up and wear what he liked.  Plus, I wouldn't want Prince Charming putting a shoe on my foot.  

[Mu Shu]

7 minutes ago, Thumper said:

That red dress was my least favorite.  But it looks like she got more than one.  Loved the shoes.

Yet ... a part of me does not like this Cinderella thing.  Dress to please your man.  Or am I reading too much into it — realize the show is paying, but still.

Screw it. I’d show up in crocs. 

[Crashcourse]

Rachel is clever telling Matt he's out of her league.  He's lapping it up like a dog.

[Kiss my mutt]

5 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

The girls are pretending to cry over Matt, but they see him “making connections” in front of their eyes every day. What they’re truly envious over is the shopping spree.

Lol I am too.  I would probably be selected for walking a tightrope over a live volcano with my luck. 

[Crashcourse]

Michelle is kinda mannish looking.

[Stats Queen]

26 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

“Do you want a wife who’s always creating drama or do you want me?” What’s the second choice, Victoria?

Isn’t that the same thing? (Which I think was your point.)

[Crashcourse]

Where are the chicken wings?  Fuck this shit.

[Thumper]

Awww, they are so sweet together, and a good looking couple.  Matt and Rachel.  Loved her blue dress.

[Stats Queen]

1 hour ago, EllenB said:

Breathing? 😄

Why does Matt sound like HR instead of a Bachelor?

Because HR didn’t show up so someone had to do their job?

[GracieK]

Freaking Reddit 🤣🤣🤣

[JenE4]

Whaaaaat?!? They both said they’re falling in love on the FIRST DATE!?! Whoa. Am I the only one who thinks that’s totally out of the blue?! They tried on clothes all day—and maybe it’s just my terrible memory that can’t recall Rachel standing out in group dates or cocktail parties—so to me this seemed like their first ever conversation. He’s talking about proposing to her?!? Matt, my dude, if only you knew what happened to Clare and Dale.

[Quickbeam]

Rachel really wears clothes well. OMG that fugly black and white thing they put Matt in. Eww. 

Edited February 2, 2021 by Quickbeam

[GracieK]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Whaaaaat?!? They both said they’re falling in love on the FIRST DATE!?! Whoa. Am I the only one who thinks that’s totally out of the blue?! They tried on clothes all day—and maybe it’s just my terrible memory that can’t recall Rachel standing out in group dates or cocktail parties—so to me this seemed like their first ever conversation. He’s talking about proposing to her?!? Matt, my dude, if only you knew what happened to Clare and Dale.

Sooooo strange. It has to be the editing this season because I have seen no meaningful connection or anything substantive so far besides his date with Michelle - I don’t even recall him having any conversations with Rachael before.

[tennisgurl]

Rachel looks good in everything. 

Edited February 2, 2021 by tennisgurl

[JenE4]

4 minutes ago, Stats Queen said:

Isn’t that the same thing? (Which I think was your point.)

Yep, that’s the joke. 😉

[Crashcourse]

That scenery is the best thing about this show.

[tennisgurl]

Cute animals? Episode improved 120%!

[rebel2u]

I'm from Raleigh--we have a population of 500,000.  Not quite the country hicks Matt makes us out to be.

Edited February 2, 2021 by rebel2u

[DEL901]

Nothing to see here. 

Edited February 2, 2021 by DEL901

[Thumper]

Whaaaaat?  There is someone from Edina, MN on the show???  (My state.). Already forgot her name.  🤪

[Stats Queen]

I wrote this a while ago as I am behind and have been imbibing, but I stand by my words.

So this is this the bachelor it is the Victoria show?

The sinking, downhill spiral of this show has merged with the sinking spiral of the Real Housewives franchise had merged into this spectacular crap fest.

I loved when Tayshia came on the bachelorette, because we actually got to see actual people with actual relationships develop, especially between the men. We learned so much about the real people, some of the relationships between the men were great and said a lot about who they actually are.

l It made me excited that the Bachelor franchise learned something about it. Well, sometimes I am stupid and delusional.

But just now, Victoria went bye-bye. Did Matt actually get a spine and tell the producers, “no more Queen V” or did Queen V outlive her usefulness. My guess is on the later.

 

Edited February 2, 2021 by Stats Queen

[Jax7917]

I did love that Matt intentionally chose to make her sit through a long , drawn out rose ceremony and embarrass her by dumping her in front of everyone . She really is a wicked witch. 
 

 

[saber5055]

Gah, I got a phone call and missed an entire hour. So I guess QV is gone? That would have been fun to see. Last I saw was Matt "stealing" Anna. Now they are on a farm date. Big WHAT HAPPENED in between that I missed.

Matt calling himself a "farm" guy is BS. You clean stalls bedded with wood chips/sawdust with a fork, not a corn shovel. Milking goats is easy but the guy holding the goat was making it difficult. I would have shone on that date, have had horses  forever, worked at a training barn cleaning stalls, had a herd of dairy goats I milked twice a day for years, had 80 chickens and sold eggs. Any bach who couldn't keep up with me and my farm chores would be gone baby, GONE.

And that includes Matt.

[Stats Queen]

19 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

"It looks like she's in love"

But with Matt or the Louboutin shoes?

I know what I would pick.

[DEL901]

Did Chelsea swipe Victoria’s jacket, or was it vice versa?

[Thumper]

Well yeah, who wouldn’t prefer a one-on-one date???

[Stats Queen]

3 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

Gah, I got a phone call and missed an entire hour. So I guess QV is gone? That would have been fun to see. Last I saw was Matt "stealing" Anna

You really need a DVR 🤣

[Crashcourse]

So far, I've only seen Matt's eyes really light up around Michelle and Rachel.

[tennisgurl]

This show has taught me that if I want someone to like me, I need to share my deepest darkest fears and insecurities at all times.