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S12.E03: Nice to Marry You


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2 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Discussing masturbation during the wedding is definitely a first.  I am dying!  This guy is such a joke. 

Which one was discussing masturbation?  Somehow I missed that.

Edit:  I should have known it was Chris.  He really thinks he's hot.  His daddy looks like a balloon.

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Paige was with Chris's dad right up until he mentioned Chris III and lil' Crystal. She lives her life prayerfully and she was good with him praying for Chris to find a wife ... and then here comes the talk of children and her eyes dropped. Just a second but you could see it.

Glad there was no cake-shoving. I am vetoing that from the get. Professional makeup jobs are very expensive.

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53 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I’ve always wondered how many dogs have decided to take a dump half way up the aisle

As a proud dog mom, I’ll tell you that unless the dog has been kept without bathroom break for extremely long time, they would never take a “dump down the isle.” The brides and grooms are more likely to throw up down the isle if you’re looking for something of the sort. Dogs are super deliberate about poop and take a long time to find just the perfect place and face the perfect direction. 

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5 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Poor Virginia looks rode hard and put up wet, bless her heart.   

That's how Virginia Party Animal rolls! I hope she can get Erik to go with her, because if he just puts his slippers on and tells her to go have a good time, that "good time" is eventually going to have a name.

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2 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Poor Virginia looks rode hard and put up wet, bless her heart.   

I cannot get over how bad her makeup is. I really can't. It's not even staying put - now, a few hours and however many drinks later, she looks like she has two black eyes. 

She is kind of hard-looking. I think her lifestyle shows on her - binge drinking will age you.

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Why in the world would they let someone who was engaged five months ago? Chris is as douchey as I expected and yep, not exactly enthralled by Paige’s appearance which I figured. The way his parents talked to Paige made me throw up in my mouth a little. 
What a dud Jacob is. At least he finds Haley attractive though he is so beyond awkward with her. The way he was talking, I thought he had game. 
MAFS will be lucky if they get one couple that stays togetherthis season. I think they just put everyone’s name in a hat for the matches. 
Chris needs a smackdown of epic proportions. 

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36 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

These last two couples are so horribly matched. This show is now only for drama and shock value. 

I was optimistic last week, but very disappointed this week.

Chris talks like a teenager.  I could see him trying to jump her bones tonight.

Once again, the experts screwed up.  On purpose.  For Drama.

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