Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Now they’re just devil dicking with us. 

FTFY.

[Floatingbison]

"Stop capping." 

That's the second time I've heard that.  I think it's a slang phrase that never really caught on.

 

 

"Capping

basically a brand new word for lying

Jack: I just made basketball shot from ten feet
Drake: Mann, quit capping

by Addictively June 14, 2016"

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Capping

[Pepper Mostly]

So now Shavel is brooming off her long suffering cousin, who has her best interest at heart, so she can giggle with Quaylon. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Destinie wanted to go on one last crack bender before getting incarcerated once again.

[goofygirl]

I think Destinee's on the muthafuckin' crack again.  She's so skinny and she prolly gonna run over Shawn in the parking lot.

[Pepper Mostly]

Destinee: I don't need anybody. 

She has Shawn's car and credit card. And his 50K. But she's a strong, independent woman who is strong. 

[JenE4]

Seriously. How many times are we going to get the exact same scene of Destinie disappearing right before court, her family panicked in front of the courthouse waiting for her, and her pulling into the lot 2 minutes before her court time?

[Auntie Anxiety]

How will I sleep tonight, worrying about whether or not Destinie will show up for court?

[WaltersHair]

Holy crap. White guy acting like  Lakota is stepping out!!!!

[Floatingbison]

She's on that crack rock pipe.  

"Girl, you can be one of Pepper Jack's best girls if you get off that crack rock pipe."

[hookedontv]

Whaaaaat!? John-of-the-fringe-jacket is getting with his lady’s sister???!

[OoogleEyes]

JFC, are they going drag this out for YET  another week?

Well,  goodnight, all! Have a relaxing weekend. 

I la you

Edited January 23, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Destinee: I don't need anybody. 

She has Shawn's car and credit card. And his 50K. But she's a strong, independent woman who is strong. 

Don’t forget empowered.

[LucyEth]

Goodnight Snarkers, see most you Sunday!

[Gobi]

Shawn has to be at the court. It is his destiny!

Until we snark again.

Edited January 23, 2021 by Gobi

[hookedontv]

Good night peeps! Don’t forget to say your hypocritical prayers tonight! 

[WaltersHair]

That went by fast. See you next week 😃

[Auntie Anxiety]

Time to feed the wood stove. See you crazy kids on Sunday. Have a calm weekend.

[goofygirl]

This show should be a little longer but whatever...  Been a regular hootenanny of snark tonight!  Goodnight y'all!

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night peeps! See you Sunday!! Stay safe and wear your mask!

[hoosiermom]

Thanks for the snark!

[tearsandhysteria]

Goodnight guys. It was fun. 

[Floatingbison]

Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnddddddd I, . . . . will always snark you

Theme song from The Snarkyguard

Edited January 23, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Maybeitsme]

Ohhh nooo is it over already? But we still don't know about the 50,000

See ya next time 

[Floatingbison]

For a short week, I'm beat.  I was at full speed at work every day.  Finished a  long term project and got it filed at about 4:30 today. I'm just exhausted.

[Coltee Gal]

Goodnight my loves. I will always snark you. Thanks for the theme song @Floatingbison

[renatae]

24 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:

I just gave my friend who had open heart surgery a cup that said “ I wish I could take away your pain and give it to somebody we both hate”. I wish you the same. And lord knows there are plenty of people to hate on this show. 😏

 

24 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

@renatae, take it easy, now. Try to confine yourself to smiling! (Hope you are feeling better soon! and that you got good drugs!)

 

25 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Well, we all know old Chon's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree....  But then, neither is Lacey!

Hope you get to feeling better Renatae !

 

26 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Feel better soon!

 

20 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Remember, whatever doesn't kill you leaves you weak and disabled.

Get better. 

Thank you all, and I know I missed some, sorry!~ It wasn't a huge deal, just a cardiac cath and a TEE, but while I was not quite together, I guess I was begging for "drugs!" It wasn't the procedure area - it was my shoulders which I think they used for nefarious purposes because I was having spasms something awful. They both need replaced, so I'm going to have to seek retribution - although I think all my complaining while being out of it was punishment enough.

But you people making me laugh may not be excusable, LOL. Gobi, your comment (I think it was about the brain trust that is this cast) was the last straw. 🙃

[renatae]

37 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Destinee: I don't need anybody. 

She has Shawn's car and credit card. And his 50K. But she's a strong, independent woman who is strong. 

Um, she has a lot in common with - wait for it - Darcey!

Welcome back, Hoosiermom!

Goodnight, everyone - thanks for the snark!

Always a day late and a dollar short, I am.

Edited January 23, 2021 by renatae

[tearsandhysteria]

1 hour ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I think Lindsey is Scott's second most toxic relationship.  The first is with his upper flap, er, lip. 

I'm going have to disagree. I'm pretty sure his most toxic relationship is with his brain. The fact that his brain still hasn't whispered the idea to kick Lindsey out shows, it really is his truest arch enemy. That is some legit self- sabotage. 

[Maybeitsme]

Self sabotage seems to be a theme on this show

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Fair warning:  I watched the preview.  We are going to see ersatz Indian John shirtless.  If we had to see a shirtless John, couldn't it be Chon?  What have we done to deserve this, WETV? 

[Maybeitsme]

I'm early and eager to see what's up with faux native American John and his skanky sister in law and clueless mother in law. What you wanna bet he claims he's only there to look out for them while waiting for his true love to return? AND to FINALLY get an answer to the 50,000 dollar question that we're all waiting on pins and needles for...

[Floatingbison]

Is the snarking light on?  My seatback tray is in the upright position, if you know what I mean.😈

[OoogleEyes]

Hello LAL Snarkers!

Eew...that preview with John and blondie SIL... what, may I ask, is the attraction here? He is so gross.

[Coltee Gal]

Ready to snark!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve been worried sick over whether or not Destinie will make it to her court appearance. You probably don’t recall, but Shawn has $50K riding on it.

[Gobi]

Is possible to have an exorcism performed on a 😈🍆? Asking for friend.

[Pepper Mostly]

I am wrapped up in my cozy Blanket of Snark, ready to rumble. 

Oh no! Is it possible that Destinee will miss court? How could this be?

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So every time Shawn says $50K, are we going to take a hit?

[Floatingbison]

SHOWTIME!

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So every time Shawn says $50K, are we going to take a hit?

I'd be snoozing in about 15 minutes 

[kacesq]

Good evening my friends! I was awol for the last few weeks, hope nobody lost $50k ....

[Pepper Mostly]

Hilariously, I'm getting my snarkfests mixed up, and was about to let you all know my eating habit. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Get your devil dick blinders on stat!

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hilariously, I'm getting my snarkfests mixed up, and was about to let you all know my eating habit. 

Me too, Pepper. Mine involves butter.

Edited January 30, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh that Michael. He's so smooth.

[kacesq]

I’m guessing she’s going to show. 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Get your devil dick blinders on stat!

Mine have been on for decades, lol.

[Coltee Gal]

Where is @mamadrama?

[OoogleEyes]

Oh lordy, this music!!

[Gobi]

"She has my car and my credit card, and a camera crew. I don't know how to find her."

[Pepper Mostly]

Its the Big Court Countdown!

I'm sorry, Shawn, you deserve this. She has your car. She has your money. She has your credit card. You let it happen. She despises you.