Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

I guess prison isn't all that bad, seems like these ex-cons all want to go back.

[OoogleEyes]

I need literal cheese

Just me?

[Floatingbison]

Maurice seems a little . . . rough around the edges.

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Maurice with the tee shirt and hanging down pants checking out the waitress and cursing up a storm.   Wifey is out of her league with him.

A few days out and the real Maurice is showing his ass in more ways than one

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Maurice seems a little . . . rough around the edges.

and the center....

[WaltersHair]

Ass shot!!!!

[Floatingbison]

Tyrice should hang his suit jacket up when he's driving to prevent wrinkles.

[kacesq]

She thinks she looks great? I need her mirror.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Sonuvabitch! That blue monstrosity is striped?!? Dafuq?!?!?!

Edited August 22, 2020 by Ijustwantsomechips

[LucyEth]

She seems embarrassed by old school Ben Carson’s suit

[coffee drinker]

Chandra is a totally mellow 28 year old compared to wild child 28 year old Destinie.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

and the center....

He appears to be made entirely of sandpaper and pumice.

[Auntie Anxiety]

No seatbelts. Okay.

[goofygirl]

Chanda.... I'm surprised y'all haven't already pulled over on the side of the road. Seriously. Yeah, you're in a rush Tyrice. Go ahead. Admit it.

[Floatingbison]

Does anyone get a Hammer vibe from Tyrice?

[candall]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Maurice seems a little . . . rough around the edges.

Unpolished gemstone?

[Pepper Mostly]

I cannot believe that Tyrice can't find himself a nice woman on the outside. He's a good looking man and seems kind. Don't even tell me that all the single ladies at his church don't have their eyes on him. 

[WaltersHair]

BAHM

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So I forgot, what secret is Tyrice hiding from her? There’s gotta be something.

[Gobi]

"I don't want to be a loser for the rest of my life." Keep aiming for the stars, Chandalier .

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Does anyone get a Hammer vibe from Tyrice?

Yep...🎶Hammer, Hammer, I am 

Hammer, they put me in the mix🎶

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I cannot believe that Tyrice can't find himself a nice woman on the outside. He's a good looking man and seems kind. Don't even tell me that all the single ladies at his church don't have their eyes on him. 

I agree he is handsome and in good shape.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So I forgot, what secret is Tyrice hiding from her? There’s gotta be something.

He has terrible taste in clothes?

[Doublemint]

Distinee wants to know if she looks too fat!   Watch it Shawn....

[Floatingbison]

Mom and dad, meet Destiny.  I met her on Girlsinjail.com.

[kacesq]

Chanda has 8 or 9 other men? I had no idea so many people had prison friends. It wouldn’t be something I would seek out.

ugh Destinie and her cheap ass chest tattoo. Oh well, she’ll be back inside soon enough....

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

Yep...🎶Hammer, Hammer, I am 

Hammer, they put me in the mix🎶

Too legit to quit!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Destinie+Vegas=Shawn losing $50K.

[Squee Bastard]

Destinie: "Shawn I need a ring!" She's got quite the wishlist going.

[candall]

Tyrice looked surprisingly hot in his little muscle tee at the gym.  This gigantic neon blue blanket is doing him no favor.

[Floatingbison]

I'm ready to drink and twerk. 

 

Looks like I have a new catchphrase.

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn's friend is way out of line! Five bucks says he and Destinee sneak off to the bathroom for a knee trembler before the night is out? 

[OoogleEyes]

All right, let's go 

[Maybeitsme]

Poor Shawn is sweating already 

[LucyEth]

Destinie obnoxious and wild, Shaun is in over his head.  I can’t see this going well for him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Destinee will be making out with some random girl at the bar after two drinks. 

[goofygirl]

Old Destinie is ready to parrrtaayy!!  She's ready to bugg  out from old Sean.  She is seriously way out of his comfort zone!  24 hour drinking!!

She is OFF TO THE RACES!  Aww, Sean.. you are SUCH a MORON.  You could have sent that nice daughter of yours to college on the $$$ you spent on Destinie and her tacos.  Your poor daughter... And the other 5 kids you have.  How are they ever gonna find their way in the world with a modicum of self love or respect.  Get a dang vasectomy NOW. Puleezzz.  We can't afford it!

Did I say this already?? DIPSHITS!  ALL of them!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Producers: We’ll slip you (Shawn’s friend) $50 if you can get Destinie drunk. Hilarity will ensue.

[Gobi]

I knew a back surgeon who decided whether someone was a surgical candidate, based on their tooth to tattoo ratio. If they had more tattoos than teeth, it was a "no". 

I think all these people would fail the test.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, LucyEth said:

Destinie obnoxious and wild, Shaun is in over his head.  I can’t see this going well for him.

Spoiler alert! It doesn't go well for anyone! 

[Doublemint]

Well let's see:  (a) Distanie takes off with some other dude, (b) she gets shit-faced and does something stupid and fights with Shawn, (c) she gets tired and wants to go home after nursing a beer for 2 hours.?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Quaalude and Shavel are really making their families proud. They had sex three times last night. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Well let's see:  (a) Distanie takes off with some other dude, (b) she gets shit-faced and does something stupid and fights with Shawn, (c) she gets tired and wants to go home after nursing a beer for 2 hours.?

(d) all of the above.

[Floatingbison]

New group of ads on LAL.  Any chance of Princess Toast, or better yet, Sgt. Baker?

[Gobi]

I didn't need a sour cream commercial right after hearing about Quaalude's and Shavetail's sex life.

Edited August 22, 2020 by Gobi

[Floatingbison]

Qualuude and Shovel!!!

[candall]

Destinee makes me so nervous I can't even enjoy her trashy shenanigans.  I just can't be happy about a man with six kids losing $50k because Destinee wants to get her freak on and feels she's not being sufficiently supported

[kacesq]

I hate when these women yap about their kids like this is a normal experience. “Hey some stranger I met is now your dad, you’re excited right?”

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is the kid’s name My Eela? or Eela? 

[Doublemint]

Isn't the usual line, "candy little girl"?