Gobi August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 Just now, Empress1 said: Is this furniture store chick a plant? She's a bush. 12 Link to comment
seasons August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 Wait! My cable says this is on until 10:15!! 3 Link to comment
goofygirl August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 Jessica, I'm SURE your parents are going to LOVE hearing Maurice's jumped bail or bond or whatever.... They'll be just FINE with finding out the guy was a COMPTON CRIP!!! No problemo. 2 2 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Maurice is casing the neighborhood. He can send the info to his gang friends. 4 car garages baby! 2 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 Just now, mamadrama said: Maurice is this season's Chon for me-attractive against my better judgement. I think Dylan has him beat. 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 Next Friday, fisticuffs? The finale? What the fuck? 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 Next week its two hours! Some reality TV god likes us. 8 Link to comment
Squee Bastard August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Next week its two hours! Some reality TV god likes us. But it's the mid-season finale. 2 Link to comment
For Cereals August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 That was so fast! See y’all Sunday! 6 Link to comment
Doublemint August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 Next week 2 hours! See you Sunday! 4 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Next Friday, fisticuffs? The finale? What the fuck? No fair, I only just got here. 2 Link to comment
DanaMB August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 Just now, Squee Bastard said: But it's the mid-season finale. Why are all our shows suddenly doing mid-season finales? 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 I’m going to leave now and improvise some Covid lockdown makeup. Lindsey sets a high bar. See you all on Sunday, boys and girls. 1 8 Link to comment
Gobi August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 See you all Sunday. Ya know wha ahm sayin'? 6 Link to comment
Empress1 August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: I think Dylan has him beat. Yeah, Dylan is good-looking. Maurice is too but IMO Dylan is better-looking. Shovel’s cousin is the new friend with sense, like Megan & Sarah’s friends (Megan’s guy friend & Sarah’s inked-up girl friend). I hope we see more of him. “He could just take the vehicle and slide!” 1 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 OK peeps! See you Sunday! Take care of yourselves! Wear your mask! 5 Link to comment
goofygirl August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 Have a great weekend fellow snarkers! See y'all Sunday! 5 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 Thanks for having me. I love this trash 😍 10 Link to comment
Coltee Gal August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 (edited) Have a wonderful a Saturday. Share a steak dinner and cake with somebody...anybody. Shop with a card that will get declined. Wear a pimp suit with matching shoes when you go out to score some MOTHERFUCKIN CRACK. Okurrrrr Above all else - please wear a mask and be safe. See you all on Sunday. Edited August 29, 2020 by Colte Gal 1 8 Link to comment
Empress1 August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 14 minutes ago, WaltersHair said: Maurice looks terrified I’m scared for him; I think her parents are going to say something racist. They did some dog-whistling when they first appeared. 3 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot August 29, 2020 Author Share August 29, 2020 1 hour ago, mamadrama said: I have this irrational anger whenever I look at John. As do I. 2 Link to comment
lamujerdecente August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 It just better never include Scott, shirtless again. The lip of trauma is enough. my cat agrees, Electra Abundance. 6 Link to comment
Darlabutterfly August 29, 2020 Share August 29, 2020 LOL, I'm getting ads for makeup palettes from BeautyLish. 4 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot September 4, 2020 Author Share September 4, 2020 Our next episode is S03.E08: Love Don't Cost a Ring. It's the mid-season finale. Will Scott finally see Lindsey in person? Will she recoil at the sight of his lip flap? Will Jessica's parents welcome Maurice with open arms? What drama will Jessica start to make sure all attention is focused on her? And what of our delicate flower, Destinie? Is it court date time yet or will Shawn still be wondering how much longer he needs to hold on so he doesn't lose $50K? Will Quaylon commit to staying in Kansas City with Shavel or will he decide spending some QT in Houston is a better choice? Will we blessed to not see John at all this episode? And what about Tyrice - will he get a chance to get up close and personal with Chanda without food getting between them? Also, LAL fans, while this is the midseason finale, the show goes on. We'll be taking a break from Flappy and the gang, but don't fear - many of the prior seasons' lovers and formerly locked up will be back for a four episode run of Life After Lockup. We'll be here chatting every Friday. 4 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot September 4, 2020 Author Share September 4, 2020 This week's live chat theme song*: Give me a second I I need to get my story straight The cons are in the bathroom getting higher than the Empire State Their lovers are waiting for them just across the bar Their hearts are committed yet soon will be scarred, and I know they waited for them months and months I know we're trying to get it But between the calls and visiting The holes in their life stories, you know We're trying hard to understand So if by the time the show closes And you feel like falling down, we'll carry you home Tonight, we will snark So let's set the boards on fire We can burn brighter than the sun Tonight, we will snark So let's set the boards on fire We can burn brighter than the sun *To the tune of We Are Young by fun. 3 1 Link to comment
mamadrama September 5, 2020 Share September 5, 2020 (edited) Hi bunkies! I've got Nutella, bananas, and pound cake for Fondue Friday. Watching with my trashy TV buddy. In honor of all the great prison catfished my best girl and I took a selfie and applied the appropriate filters. Edited September 5, 2020 by mamadrama Bunnies? Spell check clearly isn't up on our language around these parts. 10 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly September 5, 2020 Share September 5, 2020 Good evening dear snarkers! I'm wearing my toothpaste mascara and my coffee eyeshadow. I want to look my best for you. 5 7 Link to comment
candall September 5, 2020 Share September 5, 2020 I have mixed up an appropriately low rent cocktail, wishing I could hang a cig out the corner of my mouth while I type. Ready to roll! Just the phrase "Shovel & Quaalude" is making me happy. 4 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety September 5, 2020 Share September 5, 2020 Get ready for the TWO hour, Midseason Finale of Snarkapaloser. Hope you all got permission from your parole officer to be in attendance, because it would be a shame if you had to cut off your ankle bracelets for this. 1 7 Link to comment
Squee Bastard September 5, 2020 Share September 5, 2020 I'm in need of some snark tonight!! 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety September 5, 2020 Share September 5, 2020 Gorgeous picture, @mamadrama. 1 Link to comment
WaltersHair September 5, 2020 Share September 5, 2020 I was out all day and almost forgot. But I made it. WooHoo 5 Link to comment
mamadrama September 5, 2020 Share September 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Good evening dear snarkers! I'm wearing my toothpaste mascara and my coffee eyeshadow. I want to look my best for you. You are bringing it tonight! 4 Link to comment
Gobi September 5, 2020 Share September 5, 2020 This is my third time snarking on this show. Does that mean I have to do it for life? 5 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly September 5, 2020 Share September 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Gobi said: This is my third time snarking on this show. Does that mean I have to do it for life? Yes. you are one of us now. 1 2 Link to comment
mamadrama September 5, 2020 Share September 5, 2020 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: Gorgeous picture, @mamadrama. Thank you! That's my buddy. We just finished binging ANTM Cycle 22. We'd seen it before, but we crush on Nyle Demarco. 1 Link to comment
candall September 5, 2020 Share September 5, 2020 "You don't have to spit in the toilet, honey!" Love After Lockup, Phase One. 2 2 Link to comment
WaltersHair September 5, 2020 Share September 5, 2020 Quote This is my third time snarking on this show. Does that mean I have to do it for life? This is a choiceless thing. 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety September 5, 2020 Share September 5, 2020 I’m sitting here with a big smile on my face because this is so much fun to watch. Doesn’t take much to make me happy. 🤷♀️ 6 Link to comment
JennyMominFL September 5, 2020 Share September 5, 2020 Hello all. I have changed my clothes for a few days. Felt like a good time for this 1 4 Link to comment
For Cereals September 5, 2020 Share September 5, 2020 So did Scott not pay the designer? 2 1 Link to comment
Coltee Gal September 5, 2020 Share September 5, 2020 Hello snarkers! I got my cold steak dinner, cake and my limo driver. 5 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety September 5, 2020 Share September 5, 2020 Maybe Flappy got his top lip caught in a soda can and it ripped? I need some answers. 4 2 Link to comment
WaltersHair September 5, 2020 Share September 5, 2020 Is that a waterbed with a 70's spread? 1 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly September 5, 2020 Share September 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, mamadrama said: Thank you! That's my buddy. We just finished binging ANTM Cycle 22. We'd seen it before, but we crush on Nyle Demarco. I love him, and loved him in his season. But when I saw him on Dancing with the Stars? Almost fell off the couch! He is HAWT. (fanning self) 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety September 5, 2020 Share September 5, 2020 Lindsey seems like she’s high already. 1 5 Link to comment
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