Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Is this furniture store chick a plant?

She's a bush.

[seasons]

Wait! My cable says this is on until 10:15!!

[goofygirl]

Jessica, I'm SURE your parents are going to LOVE hearing Maurice's jumped bail or bond or whatever....  They'll be just FINE with finding out the guy was a COMPTON CRIP!!!

No problemo.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maurice is casing the neighborhood. He can send the info to his gang friends.

4 car garages baby!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, mamadrama said:

Maurice is this season's Chon for me-attractive against my better judgement.

I think Dylan has him beat. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next Friday, fisticuffs?

The finale? What the fuck?

[Pepper Mostly]

Next week its two hours! Some reality TV god likes us. 

[Squee Bastard]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Next week its two hours! Some reality TV god likes us. 

But it's the mid-season finale.

[For Cereals]

That was so fast!  See y’all Sunday!

[Doublemint]

Next week 2 hours!    See you Sunday!

 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Next Friday, fisticuffs?

The finale? What the fuck?

No fair, I only just got here.

[WaltersHair]

Next week chatters!

[DanaMB]

Just now, Squee Bastard said:

But it's the mid-season finale.

Why are all our shows suddenly doing mid-season finales?

[mamadrama]

See you guys on Sunday night!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m going to leave now and improvise some Covid lockdown makeup. Lindsey sets a high bar. See you all on Sunday, boys and girls.

[Gobi]

See you all Sunday. Ya know wha ahm sayin'?

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I think Dylan has him beat. 

Yeah, Dylan is good-looking. Maurice is too but IMO Dylan is better-looking.

Shovel’s cousin is the new friend with sense, like Megan & Sarah’s friends (Megan’s guy friend & Sarah’s inked-up girl friend). I hope we see more of him. “He could just take the vehicle and slide!”

[Pepper Mostly]

OK peeps! See you Sunday! Take care of yourselves! Wear your mask! 

[goofygirl]

Have a great weekend fellow snarkers!  See y'all Sunday!

[Angry Moldovan]

Thanks for having me. I love this trash 😍

[Coltee Gal]

Have a wonderful a Saturday. Share a steak dinner and cake with somebody...anybody. Shop with a card that will get declined. Wear a pimp suit with matching shoes when you go out to score some MOTHERFUCKIN CRACK. Okurrrrr

Above all else - please wear a mask and be safe. See you all on Sunday. 

Edited August 29, 2020 by Colte Gal

[Floatingbison]

Sunday.  

 

be there or be square

 

[Empress1]

14 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Maurice looks terrified

I’m scared for him; I think her parents are going to say something racist. They did some dog-whistling when they first appeared.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 hour ago, mamadrama said:

I have this irrational anger whenever I look at John. 

As do I.   

[lamujerdecente]

It just better never include Scott, shirtless again. The lip of trauma is enough. 
my cat agrees, Electra Abundance. 

[Darlabutterfly]

LOL, I'm getting ads for makeup palettes from BeautyLish.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Our next episode is S03.E08: Love Don't Cost a Ring.

It's the mid-season finale.  Will Scott finally see Lindsey in person?  Will she recoil at the sight of his lip flap? Will Jessica's parents welcome Maurice with open arms?  What drama will Jessica start to make sure all attention is focused on her?  And what of our delicate flower, Destinie?  Is it court date time yet or will Shawn still be wondering how much longer he needs to hold on so he doesn't lose $50K?  Will Quaylon commit to staying in Kansas City with Shavel or will he decide spending some QT in Houston is a better choice?   Will we blessed to not see John at all this episode?  And what about Tyrice - will he get a chance to get up close and personal with Chanda without food getting between them? 

Also, LAL fans, while this is the midseason finale, the show goes on.  We'll be taking a break from Flappy and the gang, but don't fear - many of the prior seasons' lovers and formerly locked up will be back for a four episode run of Life After Lockup.  We'll be here chatting every Friday.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

This week's live chat theme song*:

Give me a second I
I need to get my story straight
The cons are in the bathroom getting higher than the Empire State
Their lovers are waiting for them just across the bar
Their hearts are committed yet soon will be scarred, and
I know they waited for them months and months
I know we're trying to get it
But between the calls and visiting
The holes in their life stories, you know
We're trying hard to understand
So if by the time the show closes
And you feel like falling down, we'll carry you home

Tonight, we will snark
So let's set the boards on fire
We can burn brighter than the sun

Tonight, we will snark
So let's set the boards on fire
We can burn brighter than the sun

*To the tune of We Are Young by fun.

[mamadrama]

Hi bunkies! I've got Nutella, bananas, and pound cake for Fondue Friday. Watching with my trashy TV buddy. In honor of all the great prison catfished my best girl and I took a selfie and applied the appropriate filters.

Edited September 5, 2020 by mamadrama
Bunnies? Spell check clearly isn't up on our language around these parts.

[Pepper Mostly]

Good evening dear snarkers! I'm wearing my toothpaste mascara and my coffee eyeshadow. I want to look my best for you. 

[candall]

I have mixed up an appropriately low rent cocktail, wishing I could hang a cig out the corner of my mouth while I type.  Ready to roll!  Just the phrase "Shovel & Quaalude" is making me happy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Get ready for the TWO hour, Midseason Finale of Snarkapaloser. Hope you all got permission from your parole officer to be in attendance, because it would be a shame if you had to cut off your ankle bracelets for this.

[Squee Bastard]

I'm in need of some snark tonight!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gorgeous picture, @mamadrama.

[WaltersHair]

I was out all day and almost forgot. But I made it. WooHoo

[mamadrama]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Good evening dear snarkers! I'm wearing my toothpaste mascara and my coffee eyeshadow. I want to look my best for you. 

You are bringing it tonight! 

[Gobi]

This is my third time snarking on this show. Does that mean I have to do it for life?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

This is my third time snarking on this show. Does that mean I have to do it for life?

Yes. you are one of us now. 

[mamadrama]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Gorgeous picture, @mamadrama.

Thank you! That's my buddy. We just finished binging ANTM Cycle 22. We'd seen it before, but we crush on Nyle Demarco. 

[candall]

"You don't have to spit in the toilet, honey!"

Love After Lockup, Phase One.

[WaltersHair]

Quote

This is my third time snarking on this show. Does that mean I have to do it for life?

This is a choiceless thing.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sitting here with a big smile on my face because this is so much fun to watch. Doesn’t take much to make me happy. 🤷‍♀️

[JennyMominFL]

Hello all. I have changed my clothes for a few days. Felt like a good time for this

[For Cereals]

So did Scott not pay the designer?

[Doublemint]

Hi fellow snarkers!

[Coltee Gal]

Hello snarkers! I got my cold steak dinner, cake and my limo driver. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe Flappy got his top lip caught in a soda can and it ripped? I need some answers.

[WaltersHair]

Is that a waterbed with a 70's spread?

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Thank you! That's my buddy. We just finished binging ANTM Cycle 22. We'd seen it before, but we crush on Nyle Demarco. 

I love him, and loved him in his season. But when I saw him on Dancing with the Stars? Almost fell off the couch! He is HAWT. (fanning self)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsey seems like she’s high already.