90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[TMI]

Just now, greekmom said:

Ohhhh now i get why the closet smells. To keep Natalie out cause that's where the ring is!

 

cousin/uncle beau's room was the closet???

 

[Hotel Snarker]

OMG, that cat hates her. LOL!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike should have hidden the ring in the kitty litter.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Ohhhh now i get why the closet smells. To keep Natalie out cause that's where the ring is!

 

That ring is long gone, ask uncle Beau

[Floatingbison]

Gollum. . . my precious, where is my precious hidden, me wantsess my precious. . . 

[sainte-chapelle]

Stop snooping for a ring you freak show.

[mmecorday]

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Try looking for the ring in a pawn shop, Natty.

Or the Today's Special Value on QVC.

[Auntie Anxiety]

You know what I recently remembered? That Mike was married before and his wife left him for a woman. If only he’d have that kind of luck with Natalie.

[TMI]

When was JOVI's last STD test.

 

[Frozendiva]

Is Yara's hair mainly extensions?

[Emmeline]

9 minutes ago, TMI said:

Why does rebecca speak as if engish is her second language...so annoying

I noticed this too.  I don’t remember her speaking to him like this before.  Just weird.

[kacesq]

God Yara walks around like she’s expecting photographers to take pictures of her every step of the way. And those ratty overly long extensions. Ugh.

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

This may shock you, but Zied is 27!

*Look* at that man. His girdle is 27.

[Floatingbison]

I'm surprised Natalie didn't stumble on Uncle Beau's vast porn stash while looking for the ring.

[greekmom]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

You know what I recently remembered? That Mike was married before and his wife left him for a woman. If only he’d have that kind of luck with Natalie.

I think that's why Mike is a bit of a dick.

But so is Natalie.

They deserve eachother.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Leilani said:

Natalie and Betty both got their hair inspiration from a 70s Glamour Magazine.

 

[Frozendiva]

Who cares why Yara is here? Your son is old enough to get married and he can marry whomever he likes.

[mmecorday]

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"Did you find your way to get here OK?"

"Nope, still wondering the piss-filled streets."

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, Yara, in America, "going for coffee" means prepare for prolonged interrogation. I hope you had a good night's sleep and are well hydrated.

[Straycat80]

Guess what Yara I don’t like you. And I don’t know Jovi’s mom or aunt but I like them.

[Hotel Snarker]

I feel bad for Yara. Her and Jovi's wedding plans aren't really up for debate lady.

[kacesq]

I suspect these two still talk about nothing.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Novi and her sister are going to try to strong arm Yara into having a wedding reception. Mother Novi should read up on what boundaries are.

[TMI]

Maybe Jovial's mom would have liked him to wed one of his strippers....

[Gobi]

"We're not sure if your right for our nephew, Yara. Jovi is used to strippers after all."

[Coltee Gal]

Rebecca needs a drip. Her eyes are crazy and she has no self-esteem. She looks like she’s about to have a complete and total mental breakdown.

[Arynm]

ok, so this is a secret, but my husband bought me a diamond ring. I was after our wedding because we were too poor then for rings like that. I found the charge online on one of our credit cards and I tossed the house trying to find it. I did and then put it back exactly as it was so it would be a surprise. To this day he does not know that I found it before he gave it to me. I hope he never does, he was so proud that he kept it from me.

[Suzywriter]

"A bayou girl" wouldn't put up with Jovi's hostility.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yara has a flappy bottom lip.

[Frozendiva]

Jovi mom can throw a party if she wants to.

[sainte-chapelle]

Wow his mom does not understand boundaries. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I feel bad for Yara. Her and Jovi's wedding plans aren't really up for debate lady.

"Oh, pretty" says Mother Jovi. Sounds like she's saying "how much did you soak my son for this rock, you painted jezebel?"

[Straycat80]

Don’t do a Cajun wedding Jovi Mom, this marriage probably won’t last if it happens. 

[kacesq]

Oof that was not a flattering TH for Yara.

[Hotel Snarker]

The moms this season are a lot to handle.

[Angry Moldovan]

Stop living your life through your son. It’s their day

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I'm surprised Natalie didn't stumble on Uncle Beau's vast porn stash while looking for the ring.

And cooking equipment 

[Gobi]

Yara was engaged before this. To David. Mmmmmmmmm.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yara thinks the paparazzi are lurking around every corner, trying to get a photo of her. Magical thinking, dear.

[TMI]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

"A bayou girl" wouldn't put up with Jovi's hostility.

Just more happy when that he worked away every other month.

[Suzywriter]

Why can't these people respect any woman's wedding plans? Wait for her parents, you self-serving idiots. 

[Coltee Gal]

The Cajun Coven is in effect. Lordt

[Mercolleen]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yara has a flappy bottom lip.

Now I can't stop staring. I hope her coffee doesn't dribble out.

[tvrox]

Hi all! Hope you're doing well. Sorry I"m late :). 

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Jovi mom can throw a party if she wants to.

It's not her wedding. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Wow his mom does not understand boundaries. 

That's the theme of this season, apparently. 

Why is Mother Jovi so shocked that Yara was engaged before? People do change their minds. 

"Maybe we could get together and we could grill you some more!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gotta agree with @Pepper Mostly. Outstanding performance tonight, kids. Total A game!

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yara thinks the paparazzi are lurking around every corner, trying to get a photo of her. Magical thinking, dear.

She is a no-one in the US. Move to LA.

Just now, Suzywriter said:

It's not her wedding. 

No, but she can host a family dinner after they get married. If Yara and Jovi want to do so.

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

Now I can't stop staring. I hope her coffee doesn't dribble out.

Bad Botox or fillers or spackle? 

[Coltee Gal]

Brandon’s father’s scrotum bra is too tight. 🤣🤣🤣 And he’s pissed that Brandon doesn’t have to wear one.

[nytonc]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike should have hidden the ring in the kitty litter.

Or the washing machine