90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Pepper Mostly]

She left her wedding dressed rolled up in a ball in her suitcase? Special. 

[Frozendiva]

Stacey will look like Miss Piggy? Piggy meet Kermit.

[Persnickety1]

If I lived across the street from these two, I'd have a pair of binoculars, a gigantic bowl of popcorn, and observe them like they were part of a Discovery wildlife program.  

I'd be the troll-hunting Steve Irwin.

[TazDevil]

Why are they putting it back in the suitcase??  Hang it up!! 

[sainte-chapelle]

I'm with Stacey, she can wear whatever she wants on her wedding day

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Stacey will look like Miss Piggy? Piggy meet Kermit.

Darcy's sheer envy of her sister is so glaringly obvious. She can barely contain her fury. How DARE her sister have a boyfriend and be getting married?

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I'm with Stacey, she can wear whatever she wants on her wedding day

Right? What does Darcy care? 

[Toodleoo]

15 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Oh my Lord.  There is a Documentary series on Netflix called, Lenox Hill.  They do a couple of brain surgeries with the patients awake.  

They do a lot of them with the patients awake/alert so they can assess the patient’s brain function on the fly; it helps make sure they can avoid causing  brain damage as much as possible.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Darcy's sheer envy of her sister is so glaringly obvious. She can barely contain her fury. How DARE her sister have a boyfriend and be getting married?

I would rather be single than with Florian. Maybe once he gets a job he will have something to offer.

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Darcy's sheer envy of her sister is so glaringly obvious. She can barely contain her fury. How DARE her sister have a boyfriend and be getting married?

Right? What does Darcy care? 

Maybe Pnina will offer them a discount.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

They do a lot of them with the patients awake/alert so they can assess the patient’s brain function on the fly; it helps make sure they can avoid causing  brain damage as much as possible.

I read a book by a brain surgeon recently. I came away in awe of his skill, amazed by the number of things that can happen, and devoutly hopeful that I will never need brain surgery. Yikes.

[sainte-chapelle]

It is wierd thinking about the beginning of the pandemic. Their father is so right.

[Frozendiva]

Darcey, everyone's lives have been affected by the Coronavirus.

[Emmeline]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Charlie is hammered. Hahaha. Maybe we'll get to see him throwing up in a barrel. 

I wish they would put him in a barrel and send him over a waterfall.

[Pepper Mostly]

Dad had to tell Darcy and Stacy about COVID, because of course they never read the paper or watch the news. 

My boss was on a trip to Arizona, and was going to stop in Chicago for a conference on her way back to Boston. That was the week of March  9. I got a text from her on March 10 that her conference was cancelled. On March 12 we got the word to pack up our stuff and start working from home. Its amazing how fast it all came down. 

[TazDevil]

Looks like the mystery of Darcey's 90 Days Strikes Back filming locale will be answered!

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys...the wine...the yelling....the slurring....I am here for it

[seasons]

coming up on darcey and stacey...

the twins begin to realize that a real world exists outside of middleton.

Edited September 14, 2020 by seasons
Fucking covid.

[sainte-chapelle]

Those ladies are flexible, I can't do that

[Persnickety1]

13 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I would rather be single than with Florian. Maybe once he gets a job he will have something to offer.

Undereye concealer and caps for his fangs teeth perhaps?  😄 

[renatae]

46 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

You are correct, I wrote that before the ceremony. 

Sorry if that came off snarky - wasn't meant to be! I don't multi-task well!

[magemaud]

I just realized who Dr. Smith looks like-Howdy Doody! 

[renatae]

12 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

I wish they would put him in a barrel and send him over a waterfall.

He was despicable tonight. Such a lovely wedding and he had to pull such a nasty move. Apparently he isn't aware that wedding cost a whole lot less in Moldova, and that it's traditional for the bride's family to pay. They said her family didn't pay the first time. I could tell from his first glower the green eyed monster was making an appearance.

11 minutes ago, Persnickety1 said:

Undereye concealer and caps for his fangs teeth perhaps?  😄 

I find Florian's countenance really chilling.

[Persnickety1]

13 minutes ago, renatae said:

He was despicable tonight. Such a lovely wedding and he had to pull such a nasty move. Apparently he isn't aware that wedding cost a whole lot less in Moldova, and that it's traditional for the bride's family to pay. They said her family didn't pay the first time. I could tell from his first glower the green eyed monster was making an appearance.

I find Florian's countenance really chilling.

Every time I see him, the song Bark at the Moon runs through my head.  

Or Bad Moon Rising.  

Either one works.  

[Kiss my mutt]

It would have been cheaper to get Larissa embalmed and the results would have been about the same. 
Colt said  he doesn’t like what he sees. I think he speaks for all of us. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hello peeps! I want you all to know that I won't be lying any more. Those divorce papers should be coming through any time now. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m not lying anymore either. Even though I won’t be telling you the whole truth.

[Frozendiva]

Hopefully this version of Strikes Back is almost over and no more Ed in his probably stinky kimono robe.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, we'll get Ed. More Ed than we ever wanted. TLC thinks we love him. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

If it weren’t for you all, I’d be cleaning up my dinner dishes right now. 

New pictures of Larissa post surgery at Daily Mail.

Mothra loves to put his ass in David’s face.

[Pepper Mostly]

The bar is so low. "Yes, the woman I've been talking to online really exists". 

Jesus someone needs to muzzle those two. 

[Doublemint]

David says she was walking with a guy, probablly her husband.

[Frozendiva]

Who was the guy Lana was with? Just some random person? Her actual husband?

[Straycat80]

Yes David TLC paid a real woman to pretend to be your girlfriend. 
I saw the pics of Larissa in the Daily Mail, her ass is huge! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

David is overcome with emotion about Lana’s reveal. He needs some psychotherapy.

Edited September 15, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[sainte-chapelle]

Lol Lana showed up with her handler you idiot

[Pepper Mostly]

That guy with Lana was the person David was actually talking to for the last seven years. He had to come along to point David out to her. 

[Frozendiva]

Lana is a hard 28. I would have put her in her mid to late thirties?

[Straycat80]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

David says she was walking with a guy, probablly her husband.

Probably a TLC producer pointing out which guy (David) to run up to and pretend to be her boyfriend. 

Edited September 15, 2020 by Straycat80

[Pepper Mostly]

We're looking at her face, David. Get your eyes checked. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Larissa will be upping her prices for escort services. All her surgeries cost over $70k.

[Frozendiva]

So David can get a pre-nup so Lana gets nothing? He should look in to whatever state laws are where he lives.

[magemaud]

Larissa’s goal was to look like Kylie Jenner

[Auntie Anxiety]

I thought Mothra was a male cat. 🤷‍♀️

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Larissa will be upping her prices for escort services. All her surgeries cost over $70k.

That could have bought her a nice house.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, the picture is over ten years old, you're saying? 

He doesn't even realize how deeply weird he sounds. 

And once Lana heard about that prenup, any notion that she might actually go through with it went right out the window.

[Doublemint]

Ed, tune the piano - my ears!!

[magemaud]

Ed reminded me I have to call my piano tuner...

[Auntie Anxiety]

I always waiver about watching this stupid show. I love you guys but I hate making TLC think they have a hit on their hands.

[Frozendiva]

Larissa may need to consider some yachting jobs to pay for all of that surgery.

[Pepper Mostly]

Saddest of all, Ed thinks he has great hair. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Ed. Okay, not really.