90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Gobi]

Before my time.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, and when I die? And take my place in hell? Hell will be people singing "Happy Birthday" for eternity. 

[kendi]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Really? The one that complained about the engagement ring? And how she wanted to get it appraised. 

Yeah, that was a good one. And she was pissy because he brought her a bouquet of flowers instead of roses when he picked her up at the airport.

[poeticlicensed]

Trying to remember. Brett's mom didnt like Daya I think. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I missed this season but was Daya always this cheerful and sunny?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

 

Tiffany has rocketed to the top of the "I hate her" list. What a spiteful, petty little twat.

Hard to know if Tiffany is 1 and Tanya is 1-A or vice versa.

[Armchair Critic]

These people seem too normal maybe that’s why I don’t recognize them

[Pepper Mostly]

These two are from season one, when the couples were actual couples, not famewhores. 

I remember Daya being suspicious of her poor quality diamond. Better a small, good diamond than a big industrial quality one, kids. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I have no idea who these people are.

Oh and his mother didn’t like Daya and tried to talk him out of the wedding. Sharp was just starting to get trashy

[poeticlicensed]

Um Brett, pjs aren't required for quarantine

[charmed1]

Didn’t Brett have a daughter already? Did he forget?

[LilaFowler]

Brett is cracking me up. Their daughter is so cute.

[Pondlass1]

When Avery was on the phone there were so many angle shots... did she have a bunch of cameras set up? 
 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Um Brett, pjs aren't required for quarantine

They are for me. I haven't worn actual clothes for two months. 

[Archer27]

Wow about Brett's haircut.

[kendi]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I missed this season but was Daya always this cheerful and sunny?

Oh, it was so funny because she was trying to bond with Brett's daughter and the daughter locked her out of the house. Still makes me laugh.

[Auntie Anxiety]

On to the main event....

[LilaFowler]

These couples are so surprising. They've stayed away until now. I hope we get Mike and Aziza next, then maybe Justin and OG Evelyn.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, this is hilarious. Who knew Brett was funny?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

They are for me. I haven't worn actual clothes for two months. 

I actually put mascara on today, I’m lucky most days if I brush my hair

[kendi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

OK, this is hilarious. Who knew Brett was funny?

I think he was funny but Daya sucked that all out of him. 

[poeticlicensed]

Up next, tonight's episode of "Who's the Worst?"

Edited May 19, 2020 by poeticlicensed

[blubld43]

Tiffany, ugh!  I don't want to hear her twist her mouth up about her trust issues ever again.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Corey needs to buy a clue. She’s just not that into you, Corey.

[kacesq]

I’m tapping out. None of these couples are pleasant to watch for me.

[LilaFowler]

I hope Evilyn eventually kills Corey because I am sick of seeing him and hearing him whine about their wedding that will never happen.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I actually put mascara on today, I’m lucky most days if I brush my hair

I wash my hair every day. Ordered some shampoo/hair stuff on the weekend. 20% off and 8% cashback.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, and when I die? And take my place in hell? Hell will be people singing "Happy Birthday" for eternity. 

I forget the name of the sketch show but a woman dies and ends up at a dry baby shower that never ends. Turns out she is in hell.

[Angry Moldovan]

Cold sholds and gambling man coupled with snot eyes and garbage gnome. Fun times 🙄

[Gobi]

I wonder if Ronald has a gambling addiction? Maybe we'll find out.

[SunnyBeBe]

Not fond of Rachel.

[Auntie Anxiety]

How long before Rachel says, It isn’t faiiiiiiiiir. “ 😭

[LennieBriscoe]

Now to the "What Now?" thread, mes amis!

[poeticlicensed]

Ok Rachel how stupid are you that you dont check and recheck your effing reservation?

[Gigglepuff]

Holy crap, John's looking even more trollish 

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Cold sholds and gambling man coupled with snot eyes and garbage gnome. Fun times 🙄

LMAO! Perfect recap.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

How long before Rachel says, It isn’t faiiiiiiiiir. “ 😭

As she wipes away the snot from her eyes and then inspects it

[Auntie Anxiety]

John bears a very strong resemblance to the little dwarf guy in Lord of the Rings.

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Now to the "What Now?" thread, mes amis!

No stay here with us!

[Angry Moldovan]

Does Garbage gnome know where Heathrow is?

[Frozendiva]

Jon couldn't buy a Heathrow Express ticket to meet them at the airport?

[Gobi]

I think I saw The Williams at the London airport.

Edited May 19, 2020 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I wash my hair every day. Ordered some shampoo/hair stuff on the weekend. 20% off and 8% cashback.

Oooh, score! Rakuten? 

I shower and wash my hair every day. I'm working from home and I have meetings. But I live in leggings and comfy shirts. Not actual clothes, and certainly no makeup. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, blubld43 said:

No stay here with us!

Don’t go!!! Just throw shade at them, it’s cathartic 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

Holy crap, John's looking even more trollish 

Wonder if he threw up in the gutter on the way this time. 

[charmed1]

Didn’t the garbage gnome make Lucy sleep in a separate room in his mom’s house away from everyone else?

[Angry Moldovan]

So Rachel still doesn’t have a personality 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oooh, score! Rakuten? 

I shower and wash my hair every day. I'm working from home and I have meetings. But I live in leggings and comfy shirts. Not actual clothes, and certainly no makeup. 

Aveda cherry blossom/almond shampoo and conditioner and some hairspray.

[SunnyBeBe]

Rachel and Tiffany have a lot in common....sigh.

[sainte-chapelle]

Lucy does look like Jon but maybe it's just me