90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, DNR said:

“ at the barbershop for 3 hours” ....so that’s what they’re calling it now 😉  😉 😉 

Just ask Jay.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

You will never trust him cold sholds, how long til your back stateside without the felon fridge stealer

Ronald's explanation of how and why he stole his mom's fridge made me physically angry.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, kacesq said:

Why hasn’t idiot Tiffany applied for the spousal visa already? Why do these people just act as if they have no control over stuff? You chose to marry him, you chose to get knocked up, you chose to leave SA. But now it’s whine, whine, whine.

And by the looks of it she’s had a lot of cheese with her whine...... I will show myself out

[Armchair Critic]

Corey stay home and find some naive Mormon girl to settle down with that is on your same level

[Frozendiva]

Evilyn, you cannot keep stringing Corey along.

[blubld43]

What is that writing on the wall behind him, " hot tub time"??

[SunnyBeBe]

Corey says I sorta want to stand up for myself a little bit.....lol omg, it’s sad.

[mmecorday]

Well, at least Evilyn knows the phrase is "giving me an ultimatum" and not "giving me an old tomato."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Corey: Evelin, do I have your permission to stop allowing you to treat me like a doormat?

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Evilyn, you cannot keep stringing Corey along.

But it's so easy! 

[kacesq]

This Daisy commercial is so stupid.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Just ask Jay.

Deadly dead

[Frozendiva]

Just now, kacesq said:

This Daisy commercial is so stupid.

It's Mother's Day so you think they'd advertise Chanel or Dior.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sorta surprised that Macy’s is still in business. I haven’t stepped foot in there in about a decade.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Corey stay home and find some naive Mormon girl to settle down with that is on your same level

But mr vanilla doesn’t want vanilla he wants spicey chicken bones

[poeticlicensed]

Corey reminds me of that commercial where young people become their parents. He's like a 45 year old suburban dad in a 33 year old body single person body. 

[mmecorday]

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This Daisy commercial is so stupid.

And it is on all the time.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Evilyn, you cannot keep stringing Corey along.

She can and she will because she’s Evil-lin

[DNR]

This bitch always with the BUT . Stop bringing up his past every five minutes 

This bitch always with the BUT . Stop bringing up his past every five minutes 

[kacesq]

So who set up this blind date originally?

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Corey reminds me of that commercial where young people become their parents. He's like a 45 year old suburban dad in a 33 year old body single person body. 

I still laugh at the one where the woman says to the other woman, "Oh, you have tattoos, do you not work?"

[Armchair Critic]

We only got 2 seconds of Aladin...BOO

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m sorta surprised that Macy’s is still in business. I haven’t stepped foot in there in about a decade.

Free delivery 🚚 cha ching

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did the producer find Bianca at the 92 St. YMCA evening improv class?

[Archer27]

No way is Jesse into her....

[Floatingbison]

She needs to run away from Jessee.  He is a gaslighter and toxic.

[Adeejay]

Jesse strikes me as the type who is going to meet a naïve girl, marry her, get his green card and bounce.  

[kacesq]

Two dates and she’s draped over him like that? I’m old lol.

[Gobi]

You'll have to work on yourself, Bianca.

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

But mr vanilla doesn’t want vanilla he wants spicey chicken bones

espicey.

Edited May 5, 2020 by Floatingbison

[mmecorday]

Jesse, you're so full of shit, you could supply enough fertilizer to keep the tulips in your homeland in good soil for centuries.

[Gigglepuff]

No Zied? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is bending over your tablet something that makes you look like you don’t have a triple chin?

[kendi]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

So who set up this blind date originally?

It's the granddaughter of one of the seniors he met at his seminar

[Archer27]

Wow...Aladin is super angry with her

[Armchair Critic]

Laura is trying to hang onto her 15 minutes and I love that Aladin won’t play along with her

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

No Zied? 

No, what will we do? 

[Mr. Miner]

Skipper homeless?

[kacesq]

It’s not about deserving a divorce, if one person wants a divorce...get divorced.

its like that Seinfeld episode where George wanted to break up and his GF refused and Jerry said it’s not like a submarine where you both have to turn the key lol.

[mmecorday]

Aw, Skipper misses her Little Buddy!

[Archer27]

What is Bianca's secret???

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

No, what will we do? 

What a blow we have been dealt. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

Skipper homeless?

Looking like it

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Jesse, you're so full of shit, you could supply enough fertilizer to keep the tulips in your homeland in good soil for centuries.

He seems incredibly into himself.  He'll probably still be bringing up Darcey ten years from now in some sleazy bar, wondering why he can't make a relationship last.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

What a blow we have been dealt. 

How can he marry a woman with the last name Parrot

[Armchair Critic]

Next week is John and the karaoke queen, ugh

[kacesq]

Tiffany already with the ultimatums...

and Rachel still has no tissues.

[kendi]

Catch you guys on Sunday!

[Gobi]

At least Skipper uses a tissue to dry her tears.

That's it for me, see you all next week. I need some Princess toast.

[blubld43]

Good night all!