S10.E05: Trouble in Paradise

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Some of the newlyweds live out their fairy-tale love story on the tropical beaches of Panama, while other couples get off to a rocky start; tensions rise as three couples struggle to find common ground with their stranger spouses.

 

[DrewPaul2010 3,043]

17 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

 

Sounds like a good episode...lots for us to gossip about.

[gonecrackers 30,162]

Meka stated on Unfiltered that she felt Michael meant what he said off camera & watching the clip made her angry again. She's "hopeful" at this point, to build the trust back since they hardly know each other & don't have a history yet.

Mindy said by the time of the hallway clip Zach had told her 3 times he was not attracted to her, first time being the wedding day. Mindy felt at that point he needed to apologize to her for hurting her feelings. But also at this point she still has "hope".

Reg. Zach asking Mindy what he should do about his lack of attraction, Jessica expressed that it's Zach problem & not Mindy's.  (yeppers)

11 minutes ago, DrewPaul2010 said:

Sounds like a good episode...lots for us to gossip about.

No, not "gossip", snark... it's snark... not gossip... snark.

Edited January 30, 2020 by gonecrackers

[Hangin Out 28,813]

Too much giggling from the girls.  Guess they are uncomfortable.  Especially Jessica and Taylor.

[Ohwell 42,216]

Oh Lord, now we're rehashing Meka and Michael's spat again.

Michael still wants his breakfast though.  LOL

Edited January 30, 2020 by Ohwell

[Ohwell 42,216]

Katie looks and sounds like a 12 year old.

[gonecrackers 30,162]

So wonder if Katie will say "Good job" every time Derek sticks it in.

Edited January 30, 2020 by gonecrackers

[LennieBriscoe 25,906]

I think Michael is a big liar.

I think Mindy doesn't understand that Zach is not attracted to her. Maybe he should say it in semaphore?

[Ohwell 42,216]

Austin needs Proactiv, stat!

I missed the part where Zack was explaining what he said to Mindy.  What bullshit did he tell her?

[LennieBriscoe 25,906]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

I think Michael is a big liar.

I think Mindy doesn't understand that Zach is not attracted to her. Maybe he should say it in semaphore?

Oops, quoted myself!  Anyhoo, it appears that Zach went for BS Lingo, complete  with fake smile.

Edited January 30, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[JennyMominFL 25,286]

Austin reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite

[LennieBriscoe 25,906]

4 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

Austin needs Proactiv, stat!

I missed the part where Zack was explaining what he said to Mindy.  What bullshit did he tell her?

That he was sorry for being "brutally honest," and that realizing that is part of his "evolution," and they can "move forward" now.

To her credit, Mindy grasped that he was gobbledygooking her. "What did he just say?"

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8 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

I think Michael is a big liar.

I think Mindy doesn't understand that Zach is not attracted to her. Maybe he should say it in semaphore?

I’m hoping he’ll communicate it with interpretive synchronized swimming.

[Hangin Out 28,813]

I like Meka’s choice of dresses on unfiltered.  Very pretty and feminine.  Jamie’s choice .. not so much.

 

 

 

 

 

[ShowFan 2,631]

• Ok so Mindy’s ear has a tearing.
• The way Zach had his luggage thrown in the middle of the room...I’d divorce him for that 
• Katie is super cute but this pink bikini bottom looked like diapers. Not doing her any favors 
• Brandon is already an asshole. So is Zach, but we knew that 

 

[LennieBriscoe 25,906]

Zach's hat. I hope the horse and buggy came with it.

Brandon is "freaked out" by Taylor's camera "in my face." He said this into a camera. In his face.

Edited January 30, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[Ohwell 42,216]

Brandon mentioned something about not liking Taylor taking pictures of him.  I must have missed seeing that, and I do wonder why she did it.

Meka Shut the fuck up.  TMI.  That conversation should be between you and Michael.

Edited January 30, 2020 by Ohwell

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Mindy forgets how she was falling all over herself over Zach about 24hrs prior, saying she felt "chemistry". Guess him not being attracted kinda killed it for her.

Anyone else not surprised Austin seems to have no body hair...

Edited January 30, 2020 by gonecrackers · Reason: forgot an 's'

[Straycat80 68,847]

Oh Meka, your first mistake was trusting the ‘experts’. 

[LennieBriscoe 25,906]

2 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

Brandon mentioned something about not liking Taylor taking pictures of him.  I must have missed seeing that, and I do wonder why she did it.

Meka Shut the fuck up.  TMI.  That conversation should be between you and Michael.

She filmed him snoring, which apparently bugged the crap out of him.

[Ohwell 42,216]

8 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

She filmed him snoring, which apparently bugged the crap out of him.

Oh, ok thanks.

[gonecrackers 30,162]

Meka caressing her legs seems like she's getting ready to masturbate.

[DrewPaul2010 3,043]

2 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

No, not "gossip", snark... it's snark... not gossip... snark.

 

Its mostly nonsensical speculation...I like it. 

[gonecrackers 30,162]

So basically Michael wants to fuck Meka so he knows whether he likes her that way or not, first.

[LennieBriscoe 25,906]

This Meka-Michael discussion is not rocket surgery, producers. We got it the first time you showed the clip. Michael should have kept his personal red line to himself for a few days at least, and Meka should have simply laughed in his face when he mentioned it. 

Edited January 30, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

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1 minute ago, DrewPaul2010 said:

Its mostly nonsensical speculation...I like it. 

Me too. I got a jump on snarking there. 😏

[Straycat80 68,847]

Three out of five couples having problems already? Not good. The experts have their work cut out for them this season.

[gonecrackers 30,162]

Austin & Jessica kissing ... stahp please. 😬

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If someone told me they weren’t attracted to me like Zach did, I would just enjoy the beach and food and sleep on the couch.  I wouldn’t push or give him the time of day and be a beggar.

[LennieBriscoe 25,906]

Mindy talking about ZACH'S being "oblivious"?! Knock, knock, anybody home in Mindy's brain?

And Zach replies about "trying to build an attraction," and she STILL doesn't get it! 

She thinks he's saying "nothing," but he's saying everything.

Edited January 30, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[gonecrackers 30,162]

Mindy, kinda like, speaks like a teenager, like, & stuff.

[Empress1 48,344]

31 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

That he was sorry for being "brutally honest," and that realizing that is part of his "evolution," and they can "move forward" now.

To her credit, Mindy grasped that he was gobbledygooking her. "What did he just say?"

I loved that moment. I just wish she’d have told him to his face.

What is Brandon’s actual problem? Can he put on his big boy pants and say “I wish you hadn’t recorded me while I was sleeping?”

[Ohwell 42,216]

That sound you hear is Zach tapdancing around his answer. 

On the other hand, Mindy needs to just let go and like Silver Bells said, just enjoy the food and drink and sleep on the couch.

[Straycat80 68,847]

What the hell are these two talking about? I zoned out after I noticed what looks like crabs or something crawling around on the beach behind them. Eek! 

[ShowFan 2,631]

Mindy, it’s not hard to see how Zach feels about you. It’s very easy. He isn’t attracted to you and is a narcissist 

[gonecrackers 30,162]

So we've got three amazingly craptastic communicators in Zach, Michael, & Brandon this season. Great.

My TV won't survive listening to Zach's BS circle talk all season.

Edited January 30, 2020 by gonecrackers

[LennieBriscoe 25,906]

Aaaand Zach downs his goblet of wine to escape! Nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition!

[Ohwell 42,216]

10 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

What is Brandon’s actual problem? Can he put on his big boy pants and say “I wish you hadn’t recorded me while I was sleeping?”

What Taylor did is kinda creepy, I wouldn't like it either.  But I agree, Brandon needs to put on his big boy pants and tell her how he's feeling.

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36 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

That he was sorry for being "brutally honest," and that realizing that is part of his "evolution," and they can "move forward" now.

To her credit, Mindy grasped that he was gobbledygooking her. "What did he just say?"

Zacks stupid hat has gone to his head.  He thinks he’s a movie star or a super model.

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Zach is so full of crap! I have the caption on and I can’t follow what he’s bullshitting 

[Kiss my mutt 29,199]

Mindy got caught up in her attraction to Zach, basing her excitement on his looks. She’s as shallow as he is. If she wasn’t attracted to him and he said that she would be on the couch, or out of there. 

[Hangin Out 28,813]

Maybe Mindy should go bunk in with Michael for the duration.

Edited January 30, 2020 by Silver Bells

[Koalagirl 6,964]

No effing way would I sit on that beach with whatever the hell was crawling across the sand.  

[Hangin Out 28,813]

Who the F wears a black hat in 100 degrees?

[LennieBriscoe 25,906]

I want Brandon to shut up, too. Shut up, Brandon! 

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Taylor’s drink is randomly going up and down during her conversation with Brandon

[Empress1 48,344]

2 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

What Taylor did is kinda creepy, I wouldn't like it either.  But I agree, Brandon needs to put on his big boy pants and tell her how he's feeling.

He’s making this a much bigger issue by giving her the fucking silent treatment.

Mindy calling Zach on his arrogance about his looks is awesome. He totally just assumes she’s attracted to him. I also love that she’s peeped his circle talking game right off the bat. I find him so irritating - he talks a lot and says nothing.

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1 minute ago, Silver Bells said:

Who the F wears a black hat in 100 degrees?

Amish villains.

[Hangin Out 28,813]

Man, Brandon is really pissed.  It’s either her big speech or he’s just not into her at all.  He went and sat with Kutcher ( I call him) which was embarrassing for everyone.   Sorry, I mean Michael.

Edited January 30, 2020 by Silver Bells

[Ohwell 42,216]

12 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Mindy calling Zach on his arrogance about his looks is awesome. He totally just assumes she’s attracted to him. I also love that she’s peeped his circle talking game right off the bat. I find him so irritating - he talks a lot and says nothing.

My problem with Mindy is that she continues to listen to his bullshit.  She knows he's not attracted to her, so why even bother trying to jam him up anymore?  Just let it go Mindy.