S24.E03: Week 3

[Adeejay]

  On 1/21/2020 at 2:14 AM, nlkm9 said:

 He is making Chris soules look like a romantic genius 😄

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Funny you should mention Chris, because these women are fixing to do to Aliyah what those bitches during his season did to Britt. 

[JenE4]

Alayah “Isn’t going to let anyone put out [her] light!” This is exactly like when Tierra (a million years ago) would always say how her mom told her “Don’t let anyone take away your sparkle!” Villainess hall of fame!

[SallyAlbright]

Okay, loved the montage of everyone admitting they dislike Alayah and she's fake. No one wanted to get involved in front of the others, but they all hate her. Funny. 

[MBJ]

  On 1/21/2020 at 2:05 AM, Kendra143 said:

I think Sydney is as fake as Alayah. 

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Especially her lips!  She's one to talk.

[leighdear]

  On 1/21/2020 at 2:12 AM, nutty1 said:

Peter really is a producer puppet, isn’t he?

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Why yes, yes he is. 

Ben Higgins 2.0.  

Madison looks like she could be his daughter.  Idiot. 

  On 1/21/2020 at 2:18 AM, JenE4 said:

Alayah “Isn’t going to let anyone put out [her] light!” This is exactly like when Tierra (a million years ago) would always say how her mom told her “Don’t let anyone take away your sparkle!” Villainess hall of fame!

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Tierra & her sparkle were the BEST part of Sean's season!  *LOL*

Peter's mesmerized by her earrings, thinking "I wonder if one of those would fit around my head".  

Edited January 21, 2020 by leighdear

[Katie111]

This is the most boring “pool party” ever!  Maybe at least get in the pool??

[hyacinth]

Why would anyone care about a man in a red, white and blue popsicle bathing suit?  

[EllenB]

Ew ew ew, what the fuck was Peter doing shoving his damn hand up Madison's shorts?

[tennisgurl]

Why are the pool parties always so freaking uncomfortable?!

[MBJ]

Do the Bachelors ever do this?  They believe the person who gossips?

And now all of the women are going to run to him gossiping because it worked like a charm?

I do not even feel safe knowing he's flying planes.

[Suzysite]

  On 1/21/2020 at 1:53 AM, EllenB said:

Brunette woman to Peter: "Tell me your thoughts."

Peter: "Durr.  Hnuck hnuck.  Guhbubblugg."

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And then they make out

[leighdear]

  On 1/21/2020 at 2:23 AM, hyacinth said:

Why would anyone care about a man in a red, white and blue popsicle bathing suit?  

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Yep, it looks like one of those rocket-ship shaped popsicles!!

Peter did mention it was chilly.  These girls have no idea just how chilly it's gonna get up in there!  

[tennisgurl]

Hehehe Pete looks like the popsicle I ate last Fourth of July.

[clubsauce]

Vocal fry. Whyyyyyyy????? It’s, like, so not cute??
History will look back on this period with great shame and confusion. 

[nutty1]

Was the girl in the glasses Victoria or Kelsey? I can’t tell them apart. 

[TheFinalRose]

OMG this is so boring! Alaiyah-gate is a snore.

Edited January 21, 2020 by TheFinalRose

[kazza]

  On 1/21/2020 at 2:33 AM, TheFinalRose said:

OMG this is so boring!

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I've started playing a game to figure out who these women look like. So far I've got Kelsey as Elaine Irwin and Alayah as the girl in the #chewiedog commercial that played on loop before Star Wars came out in December. 

[MBJ]

It's so funny how after Alayah was being accused of being fake she scrubbed all the makeup off and is showing off all of her zits!!!!!   

Like that's great and all, but the move is sooooooo transparent.

[nittany cougar]

Aliyah is horribly manipulative, but even worse, she is one of those people who thinks no one can see through their BS.  We all see you, Aliyah, and it's clear that you are full of shit.

[Adeejay]

  On 1/21/2020 at 2:27 AM, leighdear said:

Yep, it looks like one of those rocket-ship shaped popsicles!!

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In NYC, those popsicles are called "bomb pops".  

[JenE4]

Alaya* seems to have forgotten that Hannah became Bachelorette because she fought with the girl she knew from pageants!

*I’ve spelled this girl’s name differently in the half dozen posts I’ve written about her tonight. If she somehow manages to get a rose, I’ll have to learn what the hell her name is. It took all my brainpower to remember there is a “Mykenna.”

[leighdear]

Peter is being quite the diva.  You GO, girl!  Bring out that bitch!

[EllenB]

  On 1/21/2020 at 2:23 AM, hyacinth said:

Why would anyone care about a man in a red, white and blue popsicle bathing suit?  

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OMG, I just remembered that I knew a guy called Pete the Bomb-Pop Man about half a century ago!  He was a sweet, hunky Brit traveling the US and financing his stay by selling frozen treats in different cities.  My then-boyfriend and I drove him from Omaha to Denver.  Awesome dude.

[leighdear]

Ally?  No such animal the mansion, girl!  You didn t go there to make friends, did you?  

Edited January 21, 2020 by leighdear

[tennisgurl]

How is there this much drama this early in the game? 

[nutty1]

So Victoria is already falling in love after one date? Yikes!

Edited January 21, 2020 by nutty1

[seasons]

God that rubbery smirk on Kelly...

[leighdear]

There's a Deandra?

[SallyAlbright]

  On 1/21/2020 at 2:46 AM, leighdear said:

There's a Deandra?

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I swear I have never seen that person before. How many people are hiding in this mansion?

[FlyingEgret]

He didnt even say "excuse me" before walking out of the rose ceremony - how rude!

[tennisgurl]

I guess if all you ever think about is falling in love, then I guess you fall in love super fast? Or everyone on this show is just ridiculous and Extra? Or both?

[seasons]

  On 1/21/2020 at 2:48 AM, FlyingEgret said:

He didnt even say "excuse me" before walking out of the rose ceremony - how rude!

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He is common and boring.

[nutty1]

  On 1/21/2020 at 2:48 AM, SallyAlbright said:

I swear I have never seen that person before. How many people are hiding in this mansion?

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I swear they’re bringing in new ladies each week!

[EllenB]

Whoops, I screwed up.

Edited January 21, 2020 by EllenB

[leighdear]

  On 1/21/2020 at 2:48 AM, SallyAlbright said:

I swear I have never seen that person before. How many people are hiding in this mansion?

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I think they keep 3-4 extra girls in a closet, just in case they need extra drama.  Not really needed now though......

[Adeejay]

If Peter sends Aliyah home at this time, I believe he is going to regret it.  I saw it with Brad and Bettina and with Chris and Britt.  Even if he picks someone that nagging feeling will always be there.  

[EllenB]

  On 1/21/2020 at 2:50 AM, EllenB said:

Mykenna (is that right?) needs to re-think the center part, flat hair, and big dark eyebrows.  The Daniel Radcliffe look ain't flattering, cupcake.

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[leighdear]

For-sureness?  Did he just make up a new word?

[nutty1]

  On 1/21/2020 at 2:51 AM, Adeejay said:

If Peter sends Aliyah home at this time, I believe he is going to regret it.  I saw it with Brad and Bettina and with Chris and Britt.  Even if he picks someone that nagging feeling will always be there.  

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I think it’s too early in the season.  My guess is he won’t even give her a second thought if she leaves. 

Edited January 21, 2020 by nutty1

[tennisgurl]

They keep a bunch of girls in glass cases that say “break in case of drama lag.” 

[seasons]

So did victoria p. tell the show she knew alyah?

[leighdear]

Victoria P. Looks about 40.

[MBJ]

This was the most "I'M CAUGHT" face ever.  She held it for like a minute figuring out what to say.  Soooooooooooo funny.

[JenE4]

  On 1/21/2020 at 2:39 AM, JenE4 said:

Alaya* seems to have forgotten that Hannah became Bachelorette because she fought with the girl she knew from pageants!

*I’ve spelled this girl’s name differently in the half dozen posts I’ve written about her tonight. If she somehow manages to get a rose, I’ll have to learn what the hell her name is. It took all my brainpower to remember there is a “Mykenna.”

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Oh, thank goodness! The way they only kept going back and forth between Alaya and Mykenna, I worried my hubris in learning Mykenna’s name jinxed her. Now I don’t need to worry about how to spell Allaya.

I really need to learn how to “put on a face of makeup.” I put on makeup and I look the same—maybe a little less reddish for an hour or two. Alaya puts on makeup and she’s a completely different person!

Oh, jeez, I’m going to have to learn Aliysha’s name after all.

[nutty1]

Peter was a really Debbie Downer this week. 

[seasons]

Is mykenna the deemed cryer of the season? What is her story?

[JenE4]

  On 1/21/2020 at 3:00 AM, seasons said:

Is mykenna the deemed cryer of the season? What is her story?

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I think the question you meant to ask is who is not the cryer of the season?

[Katie111]

How many girls just left?  Why not just give the rise to one of the other girls? 

[seasons]

  On 1/21/2020 at 3:05 AM, JenE4 said:

I think the question you meant to ask is who is not the cryer of the season?

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😢!

Lol! Good point. She just seems so nervous? Maybe that is it? I'm a cryer myself and it can really be embarrassing.

  On 1/21/2020 at 3:08 AM, Katie111 said:

How many girls just left?  Why not just give the rise to one of the other girls? 

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Yes! That was so weird!!!

[MBJ]

Alaya kind of looks like Megan Fox.  I know that that's a high compliment, but they're both really pretty (and plasticky, I know).

Maybe mixed with Bianca Kajlich?

Edited January 21, 2020 by Ms Blue Jay