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They should stuff him with a large-diameter urinary catheter like James. I'm sure he'd like to get a break from peepee breaks. Then it's harder to spill!

sensuous: relating to or affecting the senses rather than the intellect. I guess it does partially apply!

Or pizza!

I found it easier to rag on James K than to rag on Steven because James K is still operating in the spectrum of human behavior. Steven does not operate as a human. He is a sadistic, evil, violent pervert and his behavior is beyond comprehension. I just cannot wrap my head around it.

New episodes for real?

I don't know why the hospital isn't calling the cops on HIM!!!

I would deny him the pizza and cross my fingers LOL

Steven is also a disgusting pervert.

And I thought Steven was daddy's favorite son! Justin is off daddy's radar unless he dares to question his favoritism of Steven. Steven likes pepperoni and cheese pizza. God forbid he should have a vegetable on it!

I liked psychodad's reason to buy his idiot son more pizza... it's better to buy him pizza than him ending up at some hospital! Psychodad's bumbling and tripping over his words while he said that was a testament to his sincerity, LOL.

My viewing notes: Yay buttwings are back! Beards of pubes! 1 mouthful = 1/3 huge hamburger Holds spoon with fist like a toddler 33 yr old sleeps with 3 giant plush minions in the hospital "I'm not messing my weight loss! Nom nom nom nom nom" Remote pizza-buying dad is a royal a-hole His lymphedema grows mushrooms and moss like a dead log He has a toe horn! His only utility is to die and donate whatever organs are still functional.

I know! That was awful. He basically validated her delusions as correct. I hope the husband stops drinking and takes off.

I just noticed in a rerun, the very first time they show her house, there is a stray shopping cart decorating the dried up front lawn with a sign that warns of the end of times! Supported by a bible quote, if memory serves.

Randi sure could rock those 80's dance moves! It's on youtube!

Still with the reruns? Sigh. I want new episodes!

What was odd to me is that she was able to read... They taught her reading between sessions of being chased in the woods?

Most of the time the brides claim to want a "couture" or "unique" or "not-pageant" dress the consultant sneaks in a boring ruched sweetheart necklace gown, or maybe with some lace, either ordinary A-line or fit'n'flare, and she falls in love with it along with the entourage. "It looks so bridal!" they all exclaim, in unison. The entourage always hates original dresses. If the dress has something special to it, they almost always focus their complaints on the out-of-the-box part. "You look like a tablecloth" "you look like Big Bird" "you look like a cupcake"" "I hate that thing that boring dresses don't usually have" and the humbled, saddened bride heads back to the fitting room. That's why I pause the show to gaze at the beautiful, original dresses that paid models feature in the background, or the dresses on mannequins. Those are almost always more exciting than the dresses the brides end up with.

They spend too much time on the brides' sob stories. Give me more dresses!

The Tunisian high school drop out is also threatening to go to Canada to "go to school" - we know his love of academics and perseverance with his various projects! He probably wants to go on a visitor visa and impregnate a woman on the first date like his brother did.

They just went for one fake date and now they're already onto the fake revelations? They are fake-moving fast!

He was very well versed in the art of sounding contrite and begging for forgiveness. When he said she could leave him and he'd support them all from afar while weeping I wanted him to get an Oscar for the performance.

For some reason he seems obsessed with ending up in jail and wanting to escape this prospect by scurrying back to Tunisia... he already packed up even though he says he's still here for 3 months.

Lisa, a feeder porn afficionada? I like this theory so much I am adopting it.

Did she really put "excitement" and "Lenny" in the same sentence without a negative? I love a crass person like Twit demanding that her partner be a "Renaissance Man!" Of course her "date" had signed all the release forms before contacting her at the tattoo parlor when Twit was warned he'd be calling. I can't get enough Manny, he should be in every scene.

That was Nyali of the big, great, magnificent eyes. If you do a beauty makeup on her you are sure to win!