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The new season looks like it's going to be a bore, pretending her life is fabulous. I'll pass.

I doubt he painted graffitti in his own house.

I am on an organ transplant waiting list myself - it's not an excuse to live in a dumpster. He can get some friends to help or hire a cleaning service for a few hours and keep his own environment clean. But he was just fine sleeping on a filthy couch in a dark room full of garbage.

The heart transplant recipient was a slob too, judging by the basement. He couldn't keep his own area clean. I don't think he's long for this world. His wife is a hoarder and a slob... he's just a slob.

I thought that video was just right for that corny wedding! I'm not surprised that cake was top priority... just sayin'

Which episode was that? Shitty Shana?

What was it with Anne's eyebrows? They looked like so much work... did they have to be so hideous starting and stopping in all the wrong places like they were drawn on by a drunk?

I liked when Cory asked Linda how much she thought she'd get if she could sell her whole hoard. $3-4000, she said. Then Cory offered her $4000 to haul away the whole thing. She said NO. It really illustrated a hoarder's disordered thinking in a nutshell.

Ah, Dr Melva Green has the most beautiful eyes on television and the voice of an angel! Dr Tolin is a truth machine... there is no escaping Dr Tolin! Lonnie is a loon and Linda's grandson was a very nice young man, I loved how he tried to reach out to gran.

I think Hillary sees someone for whom there will be no romantic competition and will be bound to her by gratitude for alcohol. She must feel very secure that Kristie won't run off for someone else, because no one wants a car-shitting drunk, and if you give her vodka, you will be her most important person until she see the bottom of that bottle.

If my mom picked up my beer cans in my room, cleaned up after me, dragged me to my medical appointments, bought me all my booze, helped me cross the street when I'm drunk, fed me some nice food and let me stay in a nice big house... heck, I'd start drinking!

I'm so embarrassed. The funniest skit for me was "Majesty" the Owl vomiting in everyone's faces. I thought I'd die laughing.

Or Kyle could have been effective in distracting her from John Cena!

Fake Mo is very "angery" lately... I'm guessing he got played.

No flight, no train, he drove all the way, and his most recent courtesan is a 21 yr old from Pennsylvania.

Katie was in the agonal stages of her addiction. She is barely alive, hanging by a thread. She doesn't care about anything anymore. What she was saying about caring for her son was lip service, just repeating a mantra she's been mumbling for years. She didn't mean a word of it and it showed. Becky isn't long for this world either, even though we saw less of her.

I know! Those pictures and videos were shit! That green screen looked filthy and the lighting looked like it was from a couple of bare bulbs in a basement. She'd have done way better handing a camera and a $20 to one of the debutantes' boyfriends!

I don't see why it's impossible for the dog to jump that fence since it's chain link. He could have climbed a bit first.

eh... maybe Tony is the best she can do.

I absolutely subscribe to the theory that the whole family is in on it. Just from a "what are their neighbors going to think" perspective... they are seen giving shelter to a rude, petulant giant baby that is also a single mom... and the whole world knows she "cheated" on Azan and he doesn't seem to really care LOL. But they don't care, they hope Azan will soon be out of there, and a little later, all of them to follow him to the US... or he sends money and they think they'll live in a palace.

Azan is probably banging his head against the wall. TWO MONTHS???? Mo was done with Danielle with just 10 days and banging her a couple of times!

It looks like Big Baby Nicole is on her way to Morocco for two months, bringing her daughter with her. Poor Azan! LOL. There is a rumor floating out there that she found a co-sponsor among fans of the show.

Yeah. Like he's stoned out of his gourd all the time. I'd be crying too.

She's not mentoring anyone... she's only marginally verbal/literate except when ranting at people on FB. I believe she told Nicole to "take it slow" which for her is the equivalent writing War And Peace for most people.

Stupidity must be a turn on for some, LOL.