Toaster Strudel

I do not believe he is dieting and losing weight.

I don't believe that. He would have had to stand on a cattle scale or something. Or put him on one of those scale-beds. That's probably James feeling looser because he's working so haaaard!

Not only that... but he's not pooping logs... there was a huge stain I could see when they were folding over the quilted pad he shits on. He has bad diarrhea.

I can't believe Narcissist Mom with the huge blonde wig blurted out her daughter had breast-reduction surgery. What a disgusting personality. No amount of plastic surgery can fix that.

I had to watch "Chuckles Bites The Dust" 3 times... "It could have been worse... he could have gone as Billy Banana and been peeled to death by a gorilla"

A gofundme for take out and delivery would be refreshingly honest at this point. "James is a child of God and likes french fries and huge unwrapped burgers and Chinese take out and he likes to leave room for dessert like cheese cake and lemon meringue pie please send $ thank you"

I'm skeptical about the abuse reported from Lisa's first husband since she was having an affair for what was probably a whole decade with Ow-Mah-Legs, had two children from him that her "abusive" husband unwittingly raised until Ow-Mah-Legs decided to tell the kids who their real father was. Maybe the "abusive" husband was rightfully pissed off.

If you Google Image "cellulitis lymphedema" you see a lot of James-like legs. Maybe it's the combo.

We didn't see him yell... he did just ask for food!

I think it was in his carotid artery. I had one for a couple of days earlier this month, and I felt nothing but relief when they removed it. No "ow mah nack!!!" from me.

Maybe she finds satisfying his bottomless love of food gratifying. It's easy to make him super-happy... pizza, burgers, fries and cake! Other people are much more complex... James is so simple to please, a second helping of cake and the guy is over the moon.

Just in time to pay for the funeral, too... The great thing about fires is that they get rid of the smell, the flies, the stains on the carpet, and all the broken up junk piled in every corner.

That's probably just the 4 biscuits! They are full of fat.

I didn't know any of the backstory... I guess I can't hide the fact that I fast forward the introduction of the entourage, the description of the groom and how they met, and the venue... I >>>FF>>> straight to the dresses!

One thing I am curious about. Lisa said that James would yell if she didn't bring him food. That's not what I observed. Mostly she was offering him food, even offering second helpings using her sweetest voice. Instructing Bayley on the exact manner in which he enjoys his gargantuan breakfast - doused in gravy. Quickly running to get Chinese food. Bringing him huge portions of dessert while cooing, is it good? Do you like it? Are you pleased? How 'bout that pie? He didn't need to put up much of a fuss for Lisa to excitedly deliver the calories, like he's doing her a favor somehow. She was abjectly submissive.

Were Bo and his parents zombies? They all looked so lifeless. I was wondering how many valiums mom was packing to have such a flat affect, turns out she is prescribed morphine. Bo showed up baked to well-done, his brain was functioning at a quarter speed of normal.

Found it!

I sure wondered how James ate during his EMT ride. Did he make everyone stop so he could stuff a dozen Big Macs and as many fries? It was a long trip, surely he shat himself, who cleaned up? So curious.

Apparently the ooze from cellulitis can smell very bad. Nothing that can't be fixed by covering it in a generous amount of gravy!

The house was disgusting. The carpet was full of large stains and big crumbs and wrappers. Flies were buzzing around his sheets. Even on TV I could see everything coated in fuzzy dust. If these people had more money, they'd be living in a hoard. Whatever possessions they had were spread around and piled up like so much garbage on a curb. When I saw James' dad vomiting I was pretty sure the cause was the stench and the filth. Imagine my shock to find out he actually had a stroke.

Shawna the abuser was an appalling, violent, out of control beast. Sometimes Dr $hil, instead of sending these people to a bogus program, should actually just call CPS and have the kids taken away.

That couple needs to divorce ASAP not go to some stupid program.

Today there was a repeat of an episode with an oldish, over-tanned bride who feel in love with a $21,000 Pnina that was only shown on the runway. The consultants had to pull it out of "the vault." The dress was very ornate if you like ornate, but there were two huge blinged out bows each topping the highest points of the sweetheart necklace. Since the bride had huge fake tatas with wrinkly tobacco-colored skin, the big bows were really in your face. No one had the sense to suggest they be omitted.

The father did admit to striking the little girl with an instrument. A belt? A whip? I forget. Maybe she is modelling this on the helpless animals, being herself helpless. And the mother did shove her while she was recording it.

Danny Bangs and Olive Garden were my favorites. I was in stitches!