Toaster Strudel

I didn't get today's gaslighting couple, the dysfunction was covered up by the both of them being a perfect match. Just when I was looking forward to Robin's skin care to spice things up... that's when I realized I should just delete that show.

Yes, it is a competition for attention with cutter girl. She wants to be the most cut cutter on the interest. Her cut placement was designed for maximum body coverage, exposure, and visual shock value. Maybe she'd stop the cutting... but she must continue lest she disappoints all her internet "fans" and has to live without all the attention.

I thought Focks was a contraction of Fake and Dreadlocks! So embarrassing...

The Weirdo Samaritan was so bizarre I couldn't compute any of it. The Defendant looked slightly deranged... the Plaintiff looked normal but surely was deranged as well.

The dress looked like kleenex in a bathtub when underwater. Serves her right, I thought.

I really liked Morgan the teenager today. She was smart, articulate, and self-aware. There are great things in her future. I hope she stays away from her molester fetishist of a mother. I thought the mother was just a big old sexual deviant. I'm not sure what type, but I think it involves youngsters, if indirectly. Her dream dates being on the sex offender list for starters, having sex in front of her daughter, taking her to jail to visit a convicted sex offender 4 times a month from the ages of 2 to 8... waxing poetic over how much her daughter looooved said offender... I think pervertmom gets her jollies from exposing her daughter to other perverts. She gets some thrill out of it. Morgan really out to stay with Ann.

How come Dawn was allowed to bring her mascara and her eyebrow tweezers? An inquiring viewer wants to know.

If he could aim for the bottle he could aim for the toilet. I subscribe to the theory that he's lazy. I believe the golf cart was genuine. Please don't take that joy away from me!

uh-uh-uh, you can't have any pizza! You're welcome!

I'm going to guess it was

The woman that bought a pug with funky testicles was hilariously nervy asking for both the refund AND the dog. She looked pretty convinced that JJ should agree with it!

When you have arthritis it can be hard to open cans... but imagine the ease of putting the can in his mouth and stepping on his foot! Then it's like magic! Peaches, Chef Boyardee, Campbell's soup... no more struggle with the snaggle!

That old kaker Bill was acting like an immature 17 yr old! Wawawa Frank Sinatra! His singing sounded like the old goat that he is. I really enjoyed this 71 yr old being so dependent on his 90 yr old mom... but chasing women all across the world because they're not jaded like Americans. As if his green-card seeking bride with the lip injections, cobbled face skin and child in tow isn't jaded especially after finding out her American Romeo has not money.

Didn't you wonder what intoxicating trick he does with that tooth that spellbinds so many ladies?

We've seen Steven consume large amounts of pepperoni cheese pizzas (no vegetables!) and drinking oceans of Coke. Has he ever in his life, even accidentally, ingested vitamins from his food? Or fiber? His constipation must be epic. Steven's food groups appear to be sugar, starch, fat, salt, protein, calcium from cheese and sulfites from pepperoni.

So.... Justin is now way fatter than Steven! Good going, Justin! You can wear the crown now. "Hobby Haven" how original. Do they have yarn, quilting supplies? No? Maybe a better name would have been "Lonely in Mom's Basement," "Loserville" or "Sad Things to Do." I did enjoy Steven falling off the karma cart and calling his pain a "9" while able to comfortably carrying out a conversation, arguing, calling 911, etc. As a viewer, the warnings that he might die if he continued left me strangely unmoved. Maybe you just can't threaten with the carrot? It's not very effective.

Did I get that right or did $hil deny Tanydawn the opportunity to spend some time at the ranch because her hag aunt & enabling mom would undo the work? If anyone deserves a break from these two gorgons, it's her! Give her some peace for a couple of weeks! At least she'd get to experience normal people for some time, it may have a lasting impact. $hil started immediately by putting Tanyadawn in her place. But the person that really needed to be brought down several pegs was Aunt 100 Decibels. She was probably on her best behavior, too, with the TV cameras rolling. All in all Tanyadawn seemed pretty calm and rational dealing with that irritating shrew. I tip my hat to her.

Yeah I'd block his number too. I'm on her side here.

Whitney has good head movements!

Crystal Methved was it?

The way I'm playing it is shouting "suffer you bastard" until my voice is too hoarse to speak!

The banquet was a pot luck, a POT LUCK!!! LOL

Oh, I will laugh.

Another week of reruns? Tears stream down my cheeks.

He probably wasn't married to the disgusting abomination's mother when it oozed out of her uterus.