Toaster Strudel

Danielle was a dumb and insolent teen but she totally takes after her mom. In a way, the mom is raising her own clone... and she can't stand her clone. Maybe SHE ought to get a clue and go on a ranch for a couple of months.

I can help! Today's heroin addict was borderline nodding off the whole hour. She was soooooooo high I swear I watched every single episode of Intervention and that's the most high I've ever seen anyone, including some passed out showing only the white of their eyes. She was having a grand old time sitting on that chair, feeling the heroin coursing through her veins bringing her chemical happiness and trying to avoid getting distracted by a pesky Dr $hill and her annoying family members, mumbling "uh... whaaaaa.... whatevah... mmmm this heroin feels so good what are these words you're saying? uh right I don't caaaaaaaaaare" I suspect the quarter million rehab will fail. Remember you heard it here first!

I'm still laughing at the "dead twin" being so proud of her non-existent sports car that she drove it for a week with the price sticker in the windshield and parked it on the sidewalk surrounded by a velvet cordon! And the "will" with a clause stating that if the executor didn't want to distribute the stuff for whatever reason it was up to her!!! I think catfish has Tourette's, her eyes rotated strangely in their orbits and she would often stick her tongue out covering her bottom lip. Ryan was such a dim bulb falling for this.

A person that eats a lot, poops a lot. So... how did she deal with a 4 hour airplane ride? What the episode was lacking was showing us just how much she ate. It was glossed over a bit. It's one of the most enlightening bits!

No it was her idea, she was complaining he was a mooch letting her pay for everything. Did she really have a 16 yr old daughter? For sure no 16 yr old wrote those letters to her mom's stalkee.

Agreed... she makes every makeup look very unique and special It's the eyes! She's got them.

I thought Dr $hill was hard on the guy, I mean she's a cunning (if unskilled) stalker that is dangling an expensive piece of jewelry and brand new Alfa-Romeo (or was it an Audi) with the sticker price still on. Her lying was level 0. Ryan wasn't too bright not to pick up on discrepancies. Ryan wasn't all that. He did nothing for me.

The boat was in "good condition" but that doesn't imply it was seaworthy LOL!

+1 on Rosie O'Donnell for sweet, sweet revenge.

The pig case was all that! JJ gave the plaintiff permission to make bacon of the "wild biting pigs" that the defendant denied was hers. The defendant showed baby pigs, totally different from the hogs that were messing up the plaintiff's lawn! Coincidentally the same markings, but the size difference was proof enough!

I am so looking forward to the pig case today!

Che is way too sloppy for the anchor desk, I can't wait for him to be replaced.

Baby Jesus... no big mystery here... she needs regular psychiatric visits and medication adjustments. Not TV shows and Robin wrinkle creams.

The ambulance is called by pushing on a button, rest assured that while they are asking the questions, the popo & the ambo are already on their way.

Exactly and they had four cats in one room??? Peeking at their social media... drugs are indeed high (pun intended) priority for them and I'll bet anything her "glass art" is bongs. Those eyelid tattoos OMG what a way to quickly advertised you've been in jail for a long sentence? Giant painted eyebrow girlfriend looked good, but she has to be a huge loser to consider this guy a catch.

OMG did I just see a 10 minute infomercial for Robin's dumb wrinkle creams that did not include the phone number of her plastic surgeon?

God she is boring on that radio show.

Today's custody case was vague and uninteresting.

I really like Dwayne Thompson. In "Brutal Business" he was in awesome form. I love his commentary... when he said he ought to stop asking WHY people kill each other... there never seems to be reasons. I felt for the guy. I love the way he interrogates people - I'd immediately crumble and spill everything! His outrage at senseless murders his still fresh though he's been doing this job for ages.

Because his brother did it. Came on a student visa, didn't attend school, stayed illegally, impregnated a Canadian.

Mr Strudel & I were giggling like teenagers when Dr Now was trying to stuff her intestines back in. It was done with all the grace of a butcher stuffing the meat grinder to make a batch of sausage with a tight deadline.

Aye, today's show with Lauren... she is soooo broken... no surprise... so much pain... I had to FF to preserve my own sanity... she never had that choice, poor thing, she lived through something I can't even hear about...

I have a passing FB acquaintance with the defendant in the Devon Rex case, Rebecca Ansari. She is a long-time breeder, and a most reputable one at that, too. She has a FB group where owners of her cats post pictures, she answers questions... she is no fly-by-night kitten mill breeder. I was predisposed to believe her since I have been in that group for years (though I don't own a cat, allergies), but never saw anything but over-the-moon customers.

The incident happened at his domicile, and he was picked up at 2AM.

Jason never struck me as a violent person, in fact, he's always stricken me as rather passive, as long as you don't stand between him and a dime. Cassia however has been known for threatening fans with physical harm using the nastiest language imaginable. My hunch is that the provocation had to be pretty intense and building up over time. Maybe Jason's next romantic entreprise will involve someone more age-appropriate and more suitable.