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Uh uh, a high school drop out freshly fired from his junior clerical job in Doha who slept on a cot with 4 other dudes was limited by Danielle. LOL.

Like what?

"Baked masochist" should be a fancy dessert!

So beautifully said. It's like a poem.

What is she going to say? No I don't stink? He answers, yes you do stink! She replies again... No I don't stink! Besides she believes everything he says including that he was "just friends" with all his mistresses.

And for the record, the "beaverskyping" allegations, it turns out, were completely made up by one of her enemies. The screenshots that were supposed to support these allegations were released and it turns out that its very clear no "beaverskyping" was actually involved.

And those are bodily issues that he claims she has. We know how hard he's been trying to avoid relations with her, keeping it to the absolute bare minimum to seal the deal before marriage, then pretty much stopping completely after the marriage. Considering the source, I don't place a lot of credibility on his assertion that she smells any worse than the rest of us ladies. It kind of bugs me that the whole internet is discussing her loins and taking the word of her Perma-Ramadan loverat for it. I get it, she's not attractive at all, she's older, she has no conversation, he only used her for the green card. But in his rage against the world that he feels persecutes him, he has a need to justify himself, quite aggressively and defiantly, to make it all her fault and humiliate her in the most intimate way possible. He cannot hide that he is red-hot with hatred for her, and bursting with contempt. To me, it makes more sense that he is creating a self-serving myth. As for him thinking about his future... he dropped out of high school so we know he's lazy and doesn't think about the future. I don't see any signs that he matured into a hard working chap investing in tomorrow, LOL.

He can't get a visitor visa, he cannot come to the US.

I couldn't even guess what she was trying to say! Because it's near impossible to get a tourist visa from Morocco.

Exactly. Astonishing how the whole room at the tell-all seemed to take his word for it, including his statement that it's a "medical" issue. I think it's just a ploy to make it her fault that he didn't want to bang her and corner her into shame and submission.

When Nicole was at the lawyer's she keep shaking her legs. I was struck at the poise of the womanly lawyer being contrasted with Nicole's childish body language and language. I don't think she's all there. Her mom said that Nicole likes to "bulldoze" her way through her stupid ideas, and I get it, that's definitely what she is doing with this Azan project. She will manipulate, push and bully until she gets what she decided she wants out of pig-headed-ness... like she is simply angry at being denied, and the value of what she is bulldozing through is not that important, she may even be aware it's a terrible idea, but being denied is too much to bear and that's what puts her into high gear. It was also interesting to see her totally different demeanor when she was asking her mom the huge favor of co-signing. She was all "teehheeeeheee" and "it's just a piece of paper" like it's totally inconsequential. I am dying of curiosity as to what mom thinks now that she has seen how Precious Nicole was behaving in Morocco. I hope it reinforced her resolve at not sponsoring this madness.

No doubt he's miserable, that's the whole point of masochism. Misery gives him his best hardons.

Yes, and she didn't make an admission that she stinks, she complained that this is what he claimed to get out of sexual relations. She slept with men before and after that didn't seem to mind. Therefore... I don't believe him about the smell. I think he wanted to humiliate her in the cruelest way imaginable.

I even thought this was going to be the first case of domestic violence ever where JJ would rule in the woman's favor! Those cell phone videos sure rained on my firecrackers.

Because it's such a pleasure for him to be in the dog house! It's so humiliating and titillating! He can't wait to be kicked out!

Hey if that car brought up such sad memories that she had to dump it cheap on some stranger, why did she repo it and give it to someone she lives with? She missed the bad memories?

One of my favorite type of cases today, in which JJ turns on the soft-spoken, wide-eyed plaintiff in favor of the defendant that did time!

Another reason why Jorge will marry her. He is hoping for VERY VERY VERY badly! Bad boy!

His cigarette breath is also pretty rank.

He showers less than she does and his feet smell of expired camembert. He's just saying this as an excuse, and to humiliate her. I am not fooled for one minute. Danielle might have been more attractive to Mo with Axe body spray and a mustache.

In all fairness tears rarely show well on film, that's why they often have to use artificial glycerin tears in movies, they show off more.

That's the only episode I'd watch.

We don't talk about it because in maturity level, Alla is 13 years older than him...

They were NOT matched up by TLC. There is abundant evidence that they matched each other way before the show.

No... there is evidence on Facebook of her family's opposition to the couple for I think more than a year before the show. No, they were NOT paired up. Yes and he is plagued by foot odor he can't seem to get rid of. Horrible foot odor.