ZaldamoWilder

I watched all of em, so stop reading now if you haven't. Suzanne seems like tons of fun, but This here. I ain't wanna be rude, but it's her easy manner, genuine smile and quirky young but at the same time oldish wardrobe that really help. She reminds me of a compilation of all the sweet n' spicy, hilarious southern belles I've ever met. But yes, the physical is presenting about 10 years older. The lipstick layers. The space shoes that she referred to as high heels? Girl just why? She got ready for bed and I was like well cot-damn, maybe dudes are right about this after all. She looked 110% more beautiful with no makeup and a messy pony. But shit I spent Saturday night cleaning my closets out so lemme g'on ahead and shut up. I liked Frank but when he said one of the kids was under 18, she didn't even have to tell us. Swing and a miss bruh. It's my own dating policy too. And he called her baby on the first date, which....man-dependent, I either love or detest for all of us. Love love LOVED Avery and agreed with Logan, if you really like somebody that dumbass college football requirement wouldn't even come up. I was glad to see her acknowledge that the pace was a little too quick for her. I had the feeling that that meant he was too physically assertive and she just didn't want to say that. Relatable content lol. Jeff. Nice guy, but *yawn*. George and Anise. Lemme just say that my personal opinion about date wear or how you appear in public generally is generally conservative. One body part at a time. So bring tiddies out if the rest of you is covered or bring arms or legs out if the rest of you is covered or it can be tighter than a scuba suit if all of you is covered, whatever, just as long as it's both flattering and tasteful. I'll come back to this in a sec. My only hope for George is that he can intake how absolutely cringe he is, then either fix that shit or stick to the rivers and the lakes that he's used to. Lemme see if I can remember this properly. He told Anise he could see she had a little ghetto in her heart. He lives in Chattanooga but *fucks around* in Atlanta. He refused the honey butter rolls on her behalf. Asked if she'd had any work done. The final thing he said about loving to watch her walk away was 98% how disgusting men can be and 2% that her outfit was giving objectification. Chest on the table, life saving thighs out and a pocketbook that was finna be all the way unclasped once she sat down. Her body is crazy but it wouldn'tve looked good on a 20 year old. Anise and Bill. I loved me some Bill. Heavily shaggable. But she wasn't ready. Sadly also relatable. Nate has OCD, he just needs to decide whether to take Ritalin or ask his future wife to put away her stuff while he goes to clean the garbage cans again. His future wife is not Jackie btw, that's how we (women) think. She's funny, he respects her opinion and they get along well. From a male perspective, would he hit? I'm sure of it. Would he want to publicly declare her as his woman? No. She's not his physical type and never was. If there's anything problematic about their relationship it's that it's close in a way that's too intimate for what they are. I thought Letrecia was pretty but slightly judgmental for her/our age. Whatever boxes he's checking, chiiiiiiile, keep the report card to your damn self. That's your thought bubble, he's got his own. I almost never think this is true, but in this case it applies. Nate was intimidated by Anise's accomplishments. He used his lifestyle and not wanting to be with an older woman to justify rejecting her, but I'm glad he did. I didn't think he was for her. And bigger tings were on the way lol. One of the only things I liked about Nate was his taste in flowers, his color choices were gorgeous. Speaking of gorgeous, when he met Lisa, I was wondering when he was gone mention that the first thing on his list is a woman with formal education. As soon as he saw her, I said mmhmm. Aint shit. Lol. The only thing that hemmed him up was the kids living at home. Not mad at him for that. I think Michelle was his perfect match, but he can't get past imperfection. I would've loved if his wife came on the teevee to tell us what happened. Watching Pam with Robert was excruciating. I thought she was drunk at first. I understand nervous, she should've just stopped mid sentence and admitted that to him. They weren't compatible regardless so I guess it doesn't matter. Had some hope for her with Paul but I couldn't get a read on whether he liked her or not. Dwight. Friend zone for both of them. He was charming though. Pam needs a Jimmy Buffet, just a grown ass hippie with a van and some stock options who loves animals and craft beer. Lori. I liked her. She's a little too overbearing filling every moment up with personality and she doesn't need to do all that. Lay your burdens down sis, let him carry em. I didn't get her fixation on Felton because I feel as though by this age, the mystery lessens. Men move in the order of their priority. If he's not moving towards you, it ain't you bae. Dassit. Like who likes you. The guy for her is Deacon dude. He's not her style though so she finna keep going for Walmart brand Zaddies like whasshisname. She's a style over substance girl and that's disappointing to watch. Ty didn't remember talking to her a couple years ago so, no. Greg and Kelly. She reminds me of Charo lol. He seems like a nice man, I hope he finds what he's looking for. Anise and Willie. Now these two? Good job Dwayna. Show these churn what grown and sexy sposed to look like. 6'3"/210. Come through Sweet Jesus! Anise Patrice made me giggle every time but I thought it was cute that he was obviously a little nervous. "Big Willie" I said now, girl. Then she switched to "Mr. Willie" and I was done. LOL! I love the chemistry. I love that younger people in the restaurant turned around to look at them. *Chef's kiss*. I liked this, I hope they do a Season 2.

(Un)intentionally hilarious! Girl, what number of women constitutes harassment? 😂 Is what I asked my physician after seeing him greet Sonja Morgan in his office. He laughed and said 2 things: Exposure, and: I'm not a solo practitioner. Unsaid: she was there to see his wife, an aesthetician. For a vagacial. You're welcome. Now to his point, he's retired and only comes out of retirement for "boutique patients" That's a super shrewd way to to get around it. He doesn't really strike me as a chess player but I'd love it if this were true . I can fight for my spot in heaven or I can log in here to see what ya'll talking bout. ::ElmoShrug:: there's always tomorrow.

::popsgum:: yeah. spoken like a woman whose husband has never called her urgently from the dr.'s office to ask what his blood type is. I thought one of the paramedics gave him a benadryl or told him to take one if it got any worse. and On shift. Because, gurl! what damn part of Jersey is this? cause I'm still single....with asthma. Troutmouth beeitch. I wish Bravo would stop trying to sell shit using her as a pitch person, she ain't got nothin I want! I was probably already going to hell. It paints a *pitcher*. Lol!

Girl see? 27, 29 & 30 = everybody's 29. 😂

Are we voting? Ya'll slippin. How is it not Woofsteros? It's like sometimes ya'll send a shiddyness distress baseball cap soaring into the air and I can see it all the way from here. Um..I gotta 3 o' clock zoom with the Sisters and Daughters of the American Veepocracy. You mind if I Milania this? The Targaryans. Except, there'd definitely be a fight over who has better hair. Proof positive that baby's fathers ain't been shit since Jesus was a boy. ::detective Columbo voice:: may I? DeNiro in Analyze This Giovanni Ribisi in anything Jerry Stiller as Arthur Spooner Completely unnecessary. But sometimes the kids won't turn off the lights, the windows are opened while the a/c is on, your ole man is cuttin up and nobody wants to take a bitch seriously. You gotta put the smack down, I get it. She needs a dub right now. It helps that Mysaria is in her corner but personally I think they're trauma bonding and will end up just being good friends. Ok, you guys are baiting me at this point. Rescinding my vote. This. this should be pupperoo's name. So cute lol! I've been wondering why it's so hard for me to keep track of the relationships. Yeah it's because Aemon and his mom are both 29.

Exactly Why It Bothered Me, by ZaldamoWilder. If I've been cantankerous with the same set a' bitches since you were in baby shoes, I don't need your help. Andplusalso: good and grown. Grown enough to (argue about whether or not they) pay their own bills lol. That she's in the kitchen is enough fly on the wall for me. Shit, I'm 55 and if a table full of my aunties are cackling, I don't react, I don't co-cackle, I don't ask what they're laughing at. I walk outta the room and giggle into my elbow. Yes she's an adult. But there's a huge difference between being a chronological adult and being a peer. That's Tree's fault though. My daughter went to *Ruckers* lol on the same campus at the same time as Gia, she's old enough to know she can ear hustle if I'm talking in a common area but that better be about it. More words? Has the exact anatomy of this fight come out yet? It sounds so painful even when she just alludes to it. I think what she said was closer to: you didn't tell me you were gonna do something fun with your hair, followed by a sarcastic "thanks". I'm not wild about this kid or her opinions but by comparison, I've found her to be generally respectful. Like one of the other board lovies, I've been catching up on old seasons. You know who really lowkey needs to be cracked inna mouth? Antonia. I know, I know it's a different time and different place, but baby motherhood ain't changed one bit. The way some of these women are talked to by folk they housed for 40 weeks? hayle. naw. Dolores is a baddie so I don't understand how she keeps winding up with lunkhead ass dudes who should be grateful she wants to be around them. Paulie looks like a lobster with snap on g.i. joe doll hair. David? ::Fred Armisen voice:: whocares? I don't even think surgery is necessarily that important to her, but she'll be dambed at the idea of being controlled or threatened into submission about anything. I wanna see her with a different kind of man. Doting, altruistic, fun, romantic. She and Fessler are the only two I'm interested in watching. I'm behind one episode, what is taking the divorce so long? p.s. sunsets over Paramus are majestic! *snort*

I wasn’t surprised that Daisy was one of two but man I was hoping she wasn’t the one. Her voice sends me. Kelsey seems sweet but she’s like watching paint dry. I wanted him to wind up with Lexi or Maria. Lexi was curious to me because if timeline is a thing and you’re leaving a dude you’re already lowkey in love with to start over…. He made a super safe tv choice with Kelsey, i thought this might go the way of Ben and it wasn’t gone be either of them, he was gonna spin around and say he made a mistake in letting Maria go. Yes she was kind of a neurotic mess, but he didn’t doubt that she loved him and needing some kind of guarantee as a result of what he’d been through with Charity was just retraumatizing himself. Not that he doesn’t love Kelsey but there’s no sizzle. Jen as the new bachelorette is meh; but I’ll take anyone over Leah. She was talking shit even in the audience. I never wanna see her, Sydney or the tall drunk one again.

Sorry I’m late, traffic was terrible. We do disagree but it’s all good. 😛Chelsea is more to blame. Error, drunken faux pas, semantics. Programmers can edit something out, not put in what was never said. In fact the reason I hold Chelsea more responsible is she’s not a kid. She’s 31 years old and somebody’s ex wife, but still fights like a college sophomore, just no holds barred. I think we needed to know the exact reason it wasn’t gone work because a lot of folks find that navigable. As for Jimmy, he’s also immature. Chelsea was insecure about enough stuff without him thinking he was “helping” to be transparent with that story. In order of assignment of blame: Jimmy 60%, Chelsea 35%, Netflix 5%. Bobcat says it better though:

….is why I can’t blame Netflix. He told somebody he already didn’t trust a secret. She weaponized it to make the dumb ass point that 27 year olds shouldn’t go out lol. Gurlluh. Shut your frowny face pie hole.

I'm crying real tears! 😂 I mean...was it coordinating? *sigh* you coulda been a contenda, Rock! You got a good chance of selling me something pink and you might be able to sell me something shiny, but you need to show it to me on a lady who's a real-life dress size, who has tiddy meat, food baby and it fits her properly. Why the hell was that holey leotard so big on her? If I leave a show thinking girl when/where am I ever wearing that, you bombed. Still, it's more than we've seen from Sheree in 10 years. There was literally not one reason Nneka couldn'tve been included in that fun little dress up game. Since nobody looked like their icon anyway, she could've met up with them 3 hours later and come as Lauryn Hill. Agree with the first part. As to the second, I dunno if I think they were right not to express well wishes - and lemme say I don't remember how the green eyed monsters responded to Mama Osefo - but I wouldn'tve said/didn't like that Wendy said out loud that (paraphrasing) she didn't give a shit because that's how they treated her. Because she's so close to her mom, I think she actually does give a shit and missed a moment to be genuine and mature on some: I know we don't always see eye to eye, but I'll be keeping your family covered in prayer. It's tough for someone to continue shittiness after that. I understood it, I just think it was as unkind as she accuses them of being when she could've said nothing. Andplusalso, even frenemies know when to set aside claws for a real life crisis. Ok last thing - there's a teeny tiny part of me that thinks on the gravity scale, a colonoscopy and brain cancer don't compare, but overall, worrying about your parents is worrying about your parents. Oh we doing field trips? I got the time and these Spirit points, say less I'll catch a shuttle.

I’m dead! What’d Judy do to you? 😂😂😂 How’d LIB find out about an off-camera convo?

Cam is a sweetheart. I can’t even picture him being stern about anything lol. Lauren is too but I can hear her say: This is co-wash day. Boy, please. 😁 She’s soft hearted to her own detriment. He looked like he was bout break bad again when she told us about going out with Matthew…twice lol! Flirty friends. Mmhmm. Bet we find out they’re keeping comp’ny. I think it’s a hair splitting difference but hear me out. Trevor is making representations to the show about himself/his availability that are untrue. If they know it when they cast him, it’s diabolical to have him on, but: ratings. If they don’t know it and find out post production but before the reunion, it’s still ratings gold. To the point somebody made upthread, you don’t shock the network, that’s their job lol. So if he did, mazel, but quid pro quo, there’s a price to pay and example to be made. Hopefully the guy gets some help cause bringing his ex’s kid into the story is another level. The friend Jimmy slept with was, quite unfortunately, collateral damage. See, I agree with you, she didn’t have shit to do with this. If you’re still here thank you for your patience. So two things: By the time Jimmy disclosed it to Chelsea, he already knew what her conflict m.o. looked like. Now what’s the most likely outcome when you hand an undisciplined sniper some ammunition? Thassright, everybody catches strays. And B: it was told off camera. But for Chelsea’s character deficiency, Netflix would never have had it to air. I’m not mad that you’re mad, but as The Honorable Judith Sheindlin would say, you’re suing the wrong defendant.

And everybody rooting for em is gone wind up with their feelings in shambles when they find out 6 months from now that he’s cheated on her with his baby’s mother. What Jeramey should have done is the same thing Zack did. Be a grown up, acknowledge out loud that the woman you chose is not the one you wanted and interrupt the process by telling the producers, your fake fiancée and the woman it turns out you do want, the truth. Zack didn’t lie, cheat or sneak around and he still got what he wanted by simply being transparent. I don’t think anyone is pressed that Sarah Ann and Jeramy are together, but the how and when they got together was disrespectful af. She pursued a man who’d already passed on her, after the point of his commitment to someone else. And because he’s an ain’t shit dude his own mama doesn't believe, he responded while in the commitment. They didn’t go at em hard enough. Being called to the carpet for behaving inappropriately and disruptively then being delusional about how it is received is not bullying, it’s being held accountable for your choices. Considering her affinity for red baseball caps, it shouldn’t shock me that she struggled to understand while AD was trying to give her a hand with it. If Laura was unbearable, mean, condescending, etc. that was his opportunity to use her treatment as the excuse to say I don’t like it here no more, Seacrest out. ✌🏾 Yeah somebody should check on Trevor. He has that same low-key sociopathic trait those people on Catfish do. She posted on her IG that they tried making it for 4 days following taping and they just couldn’t. Sitting a lady down to justify why you’re trying to poach the man she’s with is some new age 2024 mess. She approached her because they were there. Something like 5 days had passed between the location-share and the lake house and Sarah Ann hadn’t reached out to Laura one time that we know of, on or off camera. The things that kept coming out her mouth at the Re’une also did her no favors. Going back and forth over being called a pick-me with the woman your dude actually chose is secondhand embarrassing lol. When Jess said “just like you said you were gonna do in the pods” we knew what it was. To which Sarah said “I’m not here to make friends….” So why are you loud and beat about getting put out the girls’ group chat? Tuh! I think you meant Jeramy. At first he said I haven’t seen you, then he said I’ve seen you once. Chelsea is not the muffucah to play with about receipts hunny lol. She proceeded to name the times, dates and bars where they ran into each other. Told Jeremy what her verbatim questions and his verbatim responses were. After which he did recall after all and confirmed that he and Sarah have “had their ups and downs” like all couples. Yes but, had they not allowed the audience to see it, we wouldn’tve known the exact moment the straw and broke back camel showed up for Jimmy. Excluding that random thing Clay said about AD’s finances, we usually get to see the moment it all turns to dust. Clay is a fast blinking, saying a lotta words but nothing substantive, salesman. He has acquired more self awareness but the follow through is 2 stars, do not recommend. Someone online said, he does need healing but she is not that boy’s hospital. ::tambourine pap:: For her own good I hope AD is moving past her build a bear phase because 🎶 truth is I’m tired. Spending your time investing in making a man better for the next woman he meets? She needs to unpack that. There was a point when Kenneth and Brittany were talking about FaceTime’ing every day and the camera man swung over to Clay/AD in time to catch him give her an I told you so tap on her thigh. That made me worry that they got back together. Nessa gurl, I smooth don’t care about any portion of the Lachey love story. We got it, you ultimatumed him, it worked out. Sis-boom-bah. But you turn into a cot-damb porcupine anytime somebody says the words Jessica Simpson…..and it’s been 20 years. Feel free to grab a towel and join Chelsea in the self esteem sauna.

Lol. Friends fans would get the reference. https://youtu.be/fLwYpSCrlHU?si=Nn-Jafbrk7023aM0

😬 if youdve said she was 49, Ida believed it.