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Whoever makes the decisions over at Bravo as to which scenes to air needs a wake up call. I would rather have watched the stupid painting party than some of the crap they chose to air. And I definitely would have wanted to see the Marry/Shag/Kill game. (Not to mention all the mystery footage surrounding Danielle). I thoroughly disliked Brooks when he and his Hallmark card loving self sauntered onto my screen but now I find him entertaining. He's a player and he's not afraid to show it. You go with your bad, new teefed self, Brooks. He flat out admitted on film that if he and Vicki move in together, he's getting a piece of the pie. If Vicks lets him move in without a landlord/tenant agreement, she'll deserve what she gets. As far as nasty Tamra goes, I think she treated Shannon and Lizzie the most horribly. She lied to Shannon by telling her she hadn't shared private information and then told her on another occasion that she wasn't going to lie to her and admitted to lying to her. Only Tamra Waddell Whatever Barney Judge could do such a thing and think it absolves her of all guilt.

I am reading The Moment of Everything by Shelly King - - just really started it but so far I am really enjoying it. I always appreciate good snark. I am listening to The Bookman's Tale by Charles C. Lovett. Not sure about it yet. I thought I would get into it right away and I haven't been as engrossed as I'd like. Not giving up yet though.

@Ubiquitous, I just got your reference to the "KY Derby" in relation to Tams and Eddie. Genius! Kadooz to you.

What's the deal with White Castle? I missed that show. I watched an epi last night with the CEO of Loehmann's. I honestly forgot that store was still around. After watching the epi though, and how generous the CEO was (giving one woman $100,000 to help her get back on her feet), I will hit that store in the future.

Was Teefs visiting relatives? I really wish that one of ther other Hos had used a line of Tamra's back on her - -is your ass jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth? If everything was perfect in the land of Mr. and Mrs. Judge, I don't think Tamra would have given two shits about whether or not Lizzie said "fuck." It's the fact that Lizzie is exotic, just Eddie's type (supposedly), there are clearly issues with Tams and Eddie and Lizzie supposedly admitted she wasn't getting enough from her husband. That's all. As has been stated before, the Marry/Shag/Kill game is stupid when you play it with people you actually know. You're supposed to select celebrities or a specific group of people on a show or something like that. You're asking for trouble when you play it with couples you know. I'm sure would have had no problems if the other househusbands had given her name as the person they wanted to shag. Which we know didn't happen. So much for her theory that she's the hottest ho in the OC. And opening a second location?? Bitch, please. I live in RSM and I don't know ANYONE who goes to CUT Fitness. Are they going to open a second location that is actually open during hours people can go? And for roughly the same cost as 24 Hour Fitness? Maybe they'll even have a motorcourt, snort! Persnickety, I love you more than my luggage. Can't wait to hear what that twit Tamra tweets back. (Say that quickly five times)

So Tamra claims she was crying every night? What for? According to her, she's not unhappy and miserable. So why is she crying? Damn Andy for not following up Vicki's truthful little gem about how miserable Tams is and the state of her marriage. Maybe her marriage didn't specifically come up in the context of the show but bitch put herself on a reality show and she had no problem televising and collecting a paycheck for that tacky wedding. Forget Tams and Vicki knowing where the bodies are buried, my money is on Cousin Oliver, I mean, Danielle. Girl has got to knwo something for her existence to be pretty much wiped. And not even a cameo moment on the reunion? WTF? I forget which poster said this, so apologies but comparing Tamra to one of Supernatural's demons is absolute perfection. That is EXACTLY what she looks like. The best ending to this reunion ever would have been for Sam and Dean Winchester to run on the set and take out that meatsuit. I did notice during the many Tamra flashbacks that she got more and more bitter looking as the season went on. I guess that's what happens when you're so freaking happy. In short, I was very disappointed in this part 2. It was basically a lot of meh, some awesomeness from Shannon, some shots of Tamra that will haunt my nightmares for weeks to come and yet more discussion about Brooks. STOP BEATING THE DEAD HORSE! Really. Who cares about Brooks at this point? He and Vicki had been together for what? 2 or 3 years at the time of the reunion? How long is it going to be an issue? And Heather . . . I liked you your first season and I want to believe you're smart but how do you not recognize Satan's Spawn sitting right next to you?

The first time travel book I ever read was Richard Matheson's Bid Time Return (what the film Somewhere in Time is based on.) While the book is different than the movie, I still loved it. So appreciate this thread and the recommendations! Have a handful of books to add to my wishlist.

I am still laughing over everyone acting as though this is virginal Kim's first wedding. Ha ha ha. And yes, let's celebrate how Kim is marrying the love of her life. For the third time. I guess the first two were the practice and the rehearsal (thank you, RHOM Janet). WTF was going on with Kim's ass in that scene with Bruce talking to Kendall on the phone towards the end? What a lumpy, lopsided, massive mess. It's like she's got a rotting, squishy pumpkin under those leggings. Why on earth does Khloe need such a big house? Money is clearly no object so if I was her, I'd be looking for a fantastic condo or townhome at the beach. The situation with Brody was beyond screwed up. You can't pay one child's way and not another's. That's just Parenting 101. I'd be pissed if I was Brody. I feel for Scott. I know 99.9% of this hot mess of a show is scripted but I don't doubt that he is suffering over losing his parents. I do think it's unusual that he and Kourtney have separate bedrooms. Their kids are freaking adorable though.

Sapphire beat me to it. I came here to post that as the episode went on, Susanna's accent got heavier and heavier and she got more and more orange. As much as I want to rip those Smurf extensions out of Lynne's hair, I want to chop some of Susanna's. She's like a Bratz doll - - with a jewelry line. I laughed myself silly over Lynne claiming that the court hearing on the TRO was no problem and she could handle it, being an attorney and all (although non-practicing like that Well Wisher Aviva). This coming from the chick who was having a panic attack and needed her blood pressure checked. Ha! I'm disappointed this is over. I loved these crazy women.

I listened to the audio version and while I liked it for the majority of the time and it kept me listening, I was very disappointed in the ending. I felt the book should have ended probably a chapter sooner.

I agree with The Historian. I picked that book up and just couldn't get into it despite what everyone else seemed to say. I also was disappointed with The ThirteenthTale, although I may be the only one. It started strong but then I just grew bored and stopped picking up the book. I've already mentioned The Time Traveler's Wife in another thread. I'm disappointed with anything written by Danielle Steel after the mid-80s (same handful of plots recycled over and over) and Jodi Picoult, whom I consider frighteningly overrated. In general I feel that V.C. Andrews' ghostwriter has called it in for years. Ms. Andrews was never on par with Dickens or Austen but she did have a unique style, especially for the late 70s into the 80s. Maybe it's time to get a new writer? This isn't a dig at this book per se since I've not read it, nor do I plan to, but I'm disappointed that there has been so much hoopla around Fifty Shades of Gray. Our posts crossed - - I freaking hated that book. I love the concept of time travel so much and wanted to love this book and I ended up feeling as though I needed to throat punch myself for sticking with it. I didn't understand all the accolades then and I don't understand them now.

Thank you, stacey. I wasn't sure about the spoiler tags - - I didn't see every episode of the first season during the initial run so I didn't want to ruin twists for anyone else.

I watched "Daniela" from Sesason 2 yesterday. It's always been one of the episodes that I remember and stands out for me, out of all the seasons. The casting was great and the ending always hits me emotionally. This one was unusual for Cold Case because All in all, one of the best episodes of the show.

Wow. I hope this first part doesn't get us excited for the remaining parts and then let us down, BRAVO. So . . . if Tamra does get canned from RHOC she has a future in some production or sequel of Ratatouille because that bitch is more rat-like every single day. IT'S MY OPINION! What is with that constant squinting? Is that her version of glaring? I think that Miss Terry probably did make a comment about the Beadors and the Trucker with Tits took it out of contents, and likely drunk, and misfortunately reported it as she heard it, or sunthin' like that. Regardless, the pretty, pretty Princess had how long to come up with his excuse for being so damn mad at David's drunken comment and could only say it was because his kids and mother were there? But Eddie's comment was okay because Eddie was his friend? I would think your friend making the comment Eddie made would make it worse, but that's just me. And why is it okay for Tamra to get drunk and say mean, ridiculous stupid shit, including flat out lies, but David says one rude comment while drunk and he basically needs to be evicted from the OC? I say David needs to wallop Princess Terry and Heather with a thesaurus, or at least a potato. Tamra hasn't suffered enough. I am gleefully anticipating Vicki's comment to her about always lying. Andy had better not let that one go. It needs and deserves to be followed up. Like others, I think Vicki looked great except for the deep V in her dress. If she had gone with a higher neckline, even a sweetheart neckline, that dress would have been perfect. I even thought old Vickster looked great pre-makeup and styling. Didn't care about Brianna, sorry. Would much rather hear from Danielle. Shannon and David definitely came out the winners in this round. As someone who has been in the situation, based on Shannon's expression, fidelity has been an issue. I wonder if something happened, or she thought something happened, with a friend of hers. Her discomfort would be totally understandable and expected once comments and suggestions were made about Vicki and David flirting. I hope Lizzie manages to get some digs in on Tamra. She seemed to call her out on some THs. Go, girl.

I was surprised there weren't more people that turned out for this Legends of the Crown thing. I am still puzzled as to how Lynne can say she's from Rhode Island and yet is Mrs. Massachusetts. Er, huh? Are there no women in MA that fit the criteria? If I was a MA resident I think I'd be peeved that this Smurf was representing my state. Speaking of, how Lynne and Susanna keep winning pageants is a mystery to me. Lynne trying to explain about these plastic pageant Pattys was unintentionally hilarious. Pot, meet kettle. And did Lynne really worry for her daughter being in the audience along with Leha and her anger-challenged husband? Really? What did she think Leha was going to do? Throw a coochini at her? I can't imagine that Vanassa won't get the final spot. It would be too embarrassing if she didn't. I hope Mr. Lynne is on standby in case Blue Tips doesn't get it - - we know her blood pressure will be through the roof. Can't believe next week is the season finale. I love this mess.

I listened to the audio version of The Husband's Secret. I liked it while I was listening but afterward, I thought WTF? Too many coinky-dinks to make it plausible and I just didn't like how it ended.

So how is Tamra going to spin that Eddie didn't want to appear on the reunion? The last episodes showing clearly that Eddie was making more derogatory comments at Heather's hoedown than David had not yet aired. Did he know they were going to and didn't want to face Princess Terry? Clearly I think about this show too much but I was thinking that maybe Tamra's hatred of Lizzie isn't so much about the stupid Marry/Shag/Kill game but moreso that Lizzie (and Danielle) were the ones to blow her cover in Bali. Before then, Shannon had no idea that Tamra had spilled her secrets to not just Heather but also Vicki, Lizzie and Danielle. And Vicki also assumed that Tamra was no longer talking smack about Brooks. I think Tamra brought up the Marry/Shag/Kill game again at Vicki's dinner to head off any conversation that might pick up where the Bali dinner left off. Sure to happen since Tamra hauled ass out of there and out of the country. Bravo seriously dropped the ball on that.

Lizzie Rovsek: Bikinis and Boners Lizzie Rovsek: Don't Forget Her Birthday!

If true, Peter clearly got into women business. Sigh. If Cynthia really wanted another child, call up Leon. I worry that any child conceived by Cynthia and Peter will look like a hybrid of Uncle Ben and Papa Smurf.

I've been watching the marathon this afternoon. Love this show and love me some Joe Kenda. Look forward to the new season. The troll must have had a friend or family member arrested by Kenda. No other reason to be so testy.

Yes, Trucker with Tits Barbie who will tell Skipper all about how she and Ken have anal. TWT Barbie can hold her shoes in her hand for those special occasions when running away is necessary. Available accessories are a wine glass for throwing, a cyst and decease letter and a penis bottle opener.

THIS. Miss Terry may have been commenting on David's smirk but he should have checked out Tamra's glee when he called David a penis. Everyone looked shocked, horrified and embarrassed except for the Trailer Park Queen who was laughing. Screw you, Bravo, for letting that twunt slip by yet again without any repercussions and turning that beautiful dinner into yet another Dubrow v. Beador fuckfest. If Tamra is not handed her ass at the reunion, I'm quitting you.* *Okay, probably not really but does it sound good?

Cynthia is reportedly pregnant??? http://www.inquisitr.com/1418539/cynthia-bailey-pregnant-46-year-old-real-housewives-of-atlanta-star-reportedly-expecting-again/

@islandgal140, I stole "chucklefuck" from Pernsnickety over on TWOP. It is a genius word. Fits Tamra to a T. In any event, I am sure that the word will come in handy during and after tonight's episode. I can't believe Bravo didn't film the ladies' reactions to Tamra flying like the wind to jump on an earlier flight. To quote nearly every HW in the universe "Who does that??" Who would leave their group early to get on a 900 hour flight (thank you, Vicki) by yourself? Answer: a very guilty person. Tamra's number was up and she knew it. She didn't have Vicki in her corner to Whoo-hoo her out of trouble. Only Heather and Heather wouldn't lower herself to screeching at the other ladies in the distract/deflect technique that Tamra and Vicki have mastered. Maybe Eddie only manages to get it up, so to speak, for the first and last epis?

On the one hand, I am absolutely floored that my childhood has been shattered by everything revealed in this thread. On the other, I am strangely fascinated and obsessed and feel as though I must read this new book. Carry on.