We hear you've been missing work, Peter.
Well, I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.
PC load letter? What the f**k does that mean?
It's a Jump To Conclusions Mat!
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
The ratio of people to cake is too big.
Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays!
Classics. All of them. Every one. Office Space should be required viewing for anyone working in an office. And yes, I have a red Swingline stapler on my desk.