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I know who about five of these people are. Finding out Rumer Willis is going to be on makes me feel the same way I did the season I found out Snooki was cast: Hell no, not watching. Even though Snooki, or Nicole, did end up surprising me, I don't want to see Rumer. Derek being back doesn't help either, but sadly I'll probably watch at least the first show. I'm interested to see what Sharna does with Noah Galloway and whether they'll judge him on the Amy Purdy plan. If they're going to do that with physical impairments, they should judge older contestants on a different scale from the younger, more physically fit contestants as well.

I suppose Carl and Debbie's storylines are a natural progression of the environment they live in, but I'm not enjoying either one of them. Lip probably doesn't have to worry about any fallout from his fingerprints on that AK. Unless it's useful for a particular plot point, the show often forgets about showing consequences from the actions of characters. No way the police respond that fast either. That donor's mother must have been as horny as V to go after Frank. He just always looks like he smells bad (probably did, he had that bird poop all over him a day or two before). They can't keep Sammi's character straight. First she's screwing everybody, then she wants to take it slow with the junkyard guy, now she's in the Alibi wanting Mickey to bend her over a dumpster in the alley. Sheesh! She and Frank can keep on running down that street. Was that poor forgotten Liam in the diner when Fiona was working? He even got a pat on the head from her! Maybe that's why Steve is coming back, to watch Liam. That's pretty much all I remember him doing when he was last staying at Fiona's house.

I figured there would be more repercussions for Deb serving Frank's superbeer at the party, but it turns out that was all so that Debbie could statutory rape herself with a passed out Matty (and rape him at the same time). And where was the continuity? Deb wakes up the next morning and the house is clean? From the looks of things the night before, the house should have been as trashed as the back yard was. And I'm sure when Fiona got home she would've found a couple having sex in her bedroom like Deb did. I'm not surprised at Fiona allowing her 14-year-old sister to have a party, but definitely surprised that Sheila gave Deb that potent beer. And who was watching Liam during the party, I don't remember hearing anyone mention him. These details just bug. When Lisa came to the house and Carl answered the door, all I could think about was whether or not he'd brushed his teeth from the Carl Lingus the night before.

When I first saw Richard E Grant I thought, "Wait, he's not supposed to be mixing with the aristocrats". lol

They couldn't find any other American heiresses for the third installment of Million Dollar American Princesses? Other than the brief time spent on Maud Cunard, this turned into the Wallis Simpson show, and I doubt anyone considered her an heiress. They did briefly discuss Nancy Cunard, Maud's daughter who had a scandalous relationship with black musican Henry Crowder, which was probably the inspiration for Rose's storyline in her first season on Downton Abbey. If the focus wasn't solely on Brit royalty they could have included Barbara Hutton. I didn't notice that the dramatized portions of the first two episodes were that bad, but this one was terrible. I was so engrossed watching the actors and actresses pretending to smoke fake cigarettes that I couldn't pay attention to what was being said. It looked amateurish and reminded me of pretending to "smoke" pretzel sticks as a child. The first two episodes were interesting and on point, but it seems like they ran out of ideas in the last one.

Sheila getting Sammi with the hose was hilarious. I laughed from the first time she "accidentally" got her right up to where a soaked Sammi gave up and ran back inside her trailer. Sheila and Frank being on the same wavelength was refreshing to see, I especially liked how they ditched Sammi and ran gleefully down the street together. The Dad's idea of spending one last Father's Day with his son by gathering the son's organ recipients together was quite touching. On the other hand, I think it would be very awkward, even if someone like Frank was not one of the attendees. The wife didn't seem to be too thrilled with the whole thing.

Steve Howey doesn't have the head for that haircut, I wish he'd left it a little longer. V went a little too far with the "that was my hair" stuff, but I think what she was really upset about was how easily Svetlana could do the mothering thing, and with V's babies. Svetlana's explanation to Kev about what being bitten on the nipple while breastfeeding felt like was hilarious. Svetlana did look beautiful, and that baby was adorable. Fiona's boss can leave now, I'm too bored by him to even remember his name. Look elsewhere to get laid Fiona. I know she's young and wants to have some fun, but sheesh, she's acting like an animal in heat. Can she get in trouble for tampering with her ankle monitor, even if that was her last day? Didn't we spend last season watching Deb trying to attract boys/men by wearing makeup and dressing/acting older?

Has anyone else seen Million Dollar American Princesses on the Smithsonian Channel? It's hosted by Elizabeth McGovern (who thankfully uses her normal, non-simpering voice) and covers American heiresses who, like Cora, married their wealth to British aristocracy in the late 1800s. Among those covered in the first two episodes are Jennie Jerome (mother of Winston Churchill) and Frances Work (great-grandmother of Princess Diana). It's sad how many of these marriages didn't turn out to be loving ones like the fictional one of Cora and Robert. One of the interviewees is Lady Carnarvon, of Highclere.

If it's going to be long, Kev's hair definitely looks better pulled back. Here's a bit of life imitating art perhaps. I was just reading Steve Howey's wiki and it says his wife announced last week that they're expecting twins.

I like Dermot Mulroney alright, but I was really looking forward to seeing Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Fiona's boss. Kev wearing his daughters in the store and Ian helping him with the poop problem was hilarious. Sammi and Frank can both go. Sheila can keep Sammi's son if she wants, the kid's funny with his never ending pee stream.

I think I only saw one episode last season, and it didn't make me want to continue watching. However, the DVR kept recording this season so I thought I'd watch some of them and see how things were going. Like another poster, I can't warm up to the Coach character. I haven't seen him on anything else so I don't know if it's the actor or the character, but he just seems perpetually down, and kind of an asshole. From the few episodes I've seen of this season, it seems like Winston's character has suffered in the writing from the addition of another roommate. Schmidt and Nick still entertain, but Jess has become somewhat tiresome to me. How did CeCe go from being a model to bartending? What did I miss? Probably should watch this episode again, I think I missed some funny lines.

I forgot to delete this from the DVR last night so I watched it again. I had to make a note of these gems: Nettie: "Mellie is dancin like a stripper, I mean she had her ass goin a hundred mile an hour. And bein pregnant as far along as she is, she better watch, she gon shake that baby outta her." Mellie: "Bahumbag" Kayla: "My kids worked so hard on their gingerbread houses, and Annie come in and destroyed em like a Christmas Godzilla." Mellie: "I was just havin fun throwin snowballs, I didn't know it was gonna hurt anyone's eyeballs." I actually liked Nettie's pink Christmas tree, but that "electrical blue" tree of Kayla's looked hideous with the pink and purple boas on it. I want those tiny purple trees on Nettie's table when they were eating cookies. Kayla's kids seem like good kids.

I really hate the talking heads these women do. They sound so fake and scripted. Joann looked cute in her elf ears. She seems the most likable but I have to keep reminding myself of the Target scam. I thought Mellie's outfit made her look more like Mary Poppins than Scrooge. Learned a new word - outbeat. As in Nettie saying that her party outbeat Kayla's. Lol Wouldn't it be a hoot to have Mellie compete on DWTS.

Some people I'd like to see on DWTS: Baseball - Bernie Williams, Andy Pettitte, Jorge Posada, Derek Jeter Reality - Vicki Gunvalson (RHOC), Chris Tamburello, Cara Maria Sorbello, Wes Bergmann, Camila Nakagawa (MTV Challenges) Figure Skating - Nicole Bobek, Oksana Baiul, Katarina Witt, Scott Davis, Brian Boitano, Surya Bonaly Music - Shaggy, any member of Def Leppard Acting - David Naughton, Rex Smith, Elizabeth Moss, Parker Stevenson, Jeremy Davidson, Brian Wimmer, Bill Pullman, Bridget Fonda, Daniel Lissing, John James, Rick Hearst, Patrick Warburton, Vincent Irizarry, Ted King, Denis Leary, Lisa Peluso, Nicollette Sheridan, Sean Astin, Andrew McCarthy, Donna Mills, Corbin Bernsen, Kerri Green

Raquel had a baby boy, Alexa posted a photo. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000801441164&fref=ts

I had to laugh at this comment, did Gretchen not catch the 'wear as much makeup as a clown' jab? What is Gretchen saying that this person got, that she's trying to look like a clown? lmao Guys when are you gonna get it?! These people dont always wear this much makeup. Its for promotions and their pics. I have been in the entertainment business in the past and I did that also. Its not an everyday thing. So give it a rest about the stupid makeup. Like I said before if she wants to wear as much makeup as a clown, then whats it to you. Like · Reply · 3 · October 30 at 8:16pm Gretchen Rossi: Thank u for getting it! These people saying Gretchen doesn't need makeup must have not seen that episode where she went to the photoshoot with absolutely no makeup on. I still laugh about someone on TWOP saying she looked like a potato with eyes. Some people are asking what kind of makeup she's wearing, too bad she can't say it's her brand, you know, after she mentioned that she had her own line and all.

Lydia had a baby boy. https://www.facebook.com/OCLydia

She was never one of my favorites either, but her performance in the Exes final really impressed me, as did her last challenge appearance after having fought ovarian cancer for the second time. She was a true fighter for sure. RIP

Gypsy toast lol. More like grilled cheese without the cheese. I never knew Nettie smoked, she was getting ready to light a cigarette in the van when Mellie was trying to lunge at Joann. In addition to avoiding stress, not smoking and avoiding ackahol would also help the Lupus. Someone asked previously if there were any redheads in the family because of Richard's coloring. The only one I can think of is Nettie and Mellie's nephew Cole. I personally wouldn't care to eat the foods that were brought out to them (not everyone has to like everything), but 1) I wouldn't have ordered it to start with (it was probably producer driven), and 2) I wouldn't have shrieked and hollered "Ewwww" like a two-year-old child if it was in front of me.

Mellie looked scared of Nettie, then she looked like she was going to cry. I also don't see why Nettie was so angry at Mellie for saying what she did. She looked unreasonably angry toward Dallas as well, but I'm sure a lot of things have happened that brought her to that point with her daughter. I laughed when Nettie said in her TH that when she was Dallas' age she had 4 kids and was taking care of herself. Pretty sure she was being taken care of by a husband because you know, that's the gypsy way. If they do have a new make-up artist, she/he should be fired. None of them look as put together as they did previously with make-up or hair. Laura's haircut looked cute, a nice change from all the long hair flying about. Am I wrong, or was one of the gals at Nettie's house getting ready for the birthday party Alyssa? The Alyssa who supposedly married Nettie's son Heath and was the sworn enemy of Nettie and Mellie. It sure looked like her.

IIRC, Kelley said on WWHL that he sent that pic to someone 4 years ago. If that's true, we have that person to thank for sharing it and enhancing our viewing pleasure, yet it was also pretty low of them to do so. Kelley should listen to his sister, she said she's told him to not show his head and tattoos in nude photos so he can't be identified.

Kelley and Amy are biological siblings, right? Maybe each of them takes after one parent, but I don't see any resemblance between the two of them at all.

Ben whines a lot and Kat is a mess, but I enjoy hate-watching both of them. Love your username and avatar Maharincess. I think Kelley is attractive, but I agree with everyone that there's something off about him. Went and looked at his naked selfie, now I can't look him in the eye and I still have several episodes to watch.

There's a photo of Alexa and a pregnant Raquel on Alexa's FB. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000801441164&fref=ts

Oh Tamra, keeping it classy as always. She can use the excuse that her vile behavior is required for her "job", but I have no doubt this is what she's really like. That 'fuck you' to Vicki was sincere. I can't imagine anyone would want to continue to be friends with Tamra after that (in addition to everything else she's done). When did Tamra start hating Shannon? I know Tamra was talking about Shannon behind her back all along, but they were still friends it seems, since Shannon blamed Heather more than Tamra for emailgate. Seems to me she started turning at Lizzie's party and then things escalated in Bali. By the time of Vicki's dinner, Tamra was fully ensconced in Heather's camp against Shannon and David. I loved the looks they showed Lizzie sending Tamra's way whenever Tamra was trying to defend herself or lie some more. I could imagine Lizzie saying "I see who you are" just like Lydia did to Slade last season. When they flashed back to Ryan telling Tamra he was moving away, she whined that he was all she had left. WTF? Apparently her other three children don't count because she only has them 50% of the time? Does she think Simon should never see his children so she can have them 100% of the time and exploit them on a reality show? I'm not defending Simon here, he had no problem with them being filmed when he was on the show so it seems like sour grapes to me that he doesn't want them being filmed now. I think the Dubrows and their hypocrisy has been pretty well covered here already, but I did want to mention I liked David referring to Miss Terry's reaction at Vicki's dinner as being "scary angry", you know, like Heather's perception of Shannon at Javier's. I don't remember if they showed any reaction from Heather and Terry to that. It used to be more fun to watch the women interact with each other in an organic way. Vicki and Shannon having fun together kind of things. Now it just seems to be someone makes a comment/someone is hurt by the comment or overreacts/apology or non-apology takes place. Rinse and repeat. This season can be condensed to chairgate, emailgate, marry-shag-kill-gate, take the Beadors down-gate. This isn't entertaining. Or at least that's my perception of it.