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I hate "add x" when it's the first ingredient. You're not adding it to anything, you mean "put" x in the bowl. I've been binge watching a mix of old and new episodes and find it hard to keep track of all the cooks' names, but there is one young caucasian woman with dark hair who has the worst vocal fry. I feel like Julia and Bridget can barely tolerate her and she may have only been in one season.

More like a cautionary tale.

It's "not yet available to guests" so you can't do a dummy booking to see prices.

Really should have thought of that before contracting to do a show based entirely on the size of your body, right down to the title.

That's why it's called Milk of Amnesia.

And Old Bra.

Do you think any of those kids can identify a primary colour? You know they've never seen a colour in their house or their wardrobe.

They had to co-ordinate eleventy billion people, there would never be a time that no family member had a commitment.

I have colitis, colonoscopy prep is nothing in comparison to my worst bouts. The worst part was being so hungry. I don't even bother with the anaesthesia. The procedure is a little uncomfortable without pain meds, but not unbearable.

The daughters (and spouses) would have paid for their own weddings, like many other people do. It would have reined in the 400+ guest lists.

Toddlers and drunks tell the truth.

Someone should report this to "Corrections". On Monday's Corrections, Seth was called out for his misuse of "I" rather than "me". I feel heard.

Continuing to break in my new cast iron skillet Honey cornbread It didn't rise much, probably because my 10 inch skillet is too big for a recipe intended for an 8 x 8 inch square pan. But it's delicious. In answering my own query about pan volume, I discovered this Baking pan conversions

The authors (?) of dictionaries have given up, including defining "literally" to mean "figuratively" because of people like the Kardashians. I will never give up.

This is the problem with the way the term "ex" gets thrown around, both on reality tv and in real life. "Ex" is not a noun. It is a prefix to a noun, for example "ex-wife".

I have a dentist appointment today. I'm not in that area often (I didn't change dentists after I changed jobs a few years ago), so I thought "Great, I'll stop at that Indian restaurant next door for takeout (to eat after the minty taste is gone)." They're closed on Tuesdays. What kind of restaurant closes on Tuesdays?

How does one "deserve" to get married, especially when they have explicitly said it's not something they want? Sounds like a punishment to me, like your mother wishing "someday I hope you have a child just like you."

But her "Greek" accent was the worst.

Ross Geller voice "Four divorces!!!"

Sometimes I'll get stuck on a random ingredient, for reasons I can't determine and seek out new recipes. This week, I have made Tahini spiced granola Tahini chocolate banana bread I recommend both, highly.

You need to watch proper British television, like Coronation Street, or British comedians like Sarah Millican, Jimmy Carr, Greg Davies, John Bishop, in order to feel comfortable with the slang. Chuffed = happy (maybe a little embarrassed or humbled, too). Always.

Whitney Thore is reportedly no longer quite so Big Fat (thanks, Ozempic), and her life has never been Fabulous, but her show is not going away.

Pardon?

Damn, Meri, can't you do better than a guy who wears a hat at the dinner table?

Remember when Mykelti was going to be a fashion designer?? 🤣🤣