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There was a photo, now removed from Zillow, that showed the basement/garage (?) with boxes and large items stacked floor to ceiling. So they got some advice on staging for selling, but stopped short of "remove all personal items to make the decor neutral".

Jana's mumbling and "ums", with School of the Dining Room Table vocabulary and grammar, will never work for a tv hosting gig. Oh, wait. How many years have the Kardashians been doing it?

What Not to Wear is coming back in a new iteration, Wear Whatever the F You Want. I woke up to this. Now off to find the tea, given Stacey and Clinton's public feud.

Her life as a single woman was without purpose or meaning. It was even shameful. Now that she has fulfilled her womanly purpose of finding herself a husband, she can come out of the shadows and serve as a Godly example.

Social media is not an airline, no need to announce your departure.

Charlie looks like a (cute) potato. Or grumpy old man.

Not a single pink or red flower (yellow even), or a coloured ribbon for the flower girls.

Grace seems to be the only flower girl whose hair was under control. Abbie knows how to work with curls.

shades of beige

I completely forgot Precious Miracle. Is she behind Jim Boob's right shoulder in the family photo?

Every one of those girls needs a hairbrush.

So she knows better.

Not obvious to me. She was pregnant, expecting in August, so perhaps she didn't want to wear a bridesmaid dress in summer heat while ready to deliver. She's also rumored to be pregnant now, and keeping it under wraps, so she may have declined so she could avoid being in photos.

That's going on my tombstone.

Like Sarah Jessica Parker calling her son "James Wilkie" every time she talks about him. Do you think his friends call him "Jim"?

Wow, she's really breaking away. True fundies have seasons of life.

I only get to shop at Joe's when I vacation in the US, and I have a list of favourite items to bring home. I appreciate that I can also sample new things before I leave for home, then return any that I don't like or buy more if I do like it. Because I'm in Joe's several times during my trip. I used to just ask an employee if I could simply sample something in store, but I think they stopped offering that since the pandemic.

That's an expositive device known as "As you know, Bob". If I were speaking to someone in my real life, I might say "I have to go to court tomorrow". If I were speaking to someone in tv-land, who doesn't know me, I would say "As you know, Bob, I am a lawyer. I have to go to court tomorrow."

So take them back - yet one of the ways in which Trader Joe's is awesome.

On Judge Judy, conversating is how you get babies.

She has worked for her living since she was middle-school aged.

I don't believe for a second she has the science or math prerequisites to be admitted to a real college's nursing program.

The apostrophe with Jana's name is appropriate. The plural of "brother-in-law" is NOT "brother-in-laws".

"One of Jana's brother-in-laws served as emcee" Good god, People magazine. It's as if their editors attended the School of the Dining Room Table.

Mike and Molly were not sleeping in a double bed. Dan and Roseanne perhaps, because that's all they could afford.