Quof

You mean like the Duggars?

Doing the math, Lisa Marie Presley was conceived 2 weeks before the wedding. Think we can be pretty confident that won't happen with the Dillards.

Duggar Time is the most obnoxious. It says "I am more important than everyone who is left waiting." And while someone above suggested Smuggar seemed annoyed by it, you'll recall that during the move to DC he remarked "my kids aren't morning people." You know who makes kids "morning people", Smuggar? Parents. They were three kids under the age of 4. For people who subscribe to the belief you can brainwash/train your children into submission, you sure missed out on the Parents Set the Bedtime and Stick With It, then they'll wake easily in the morning.

I just can't with these people anymore. I'm watching the family moving from the US to Iceland, where the wife lived as a teen and where her parents run a radio station (religious, but they're not allowed to say that). She wants the house to be just like their house in the US. She wants either furnished, or lots of closets. WTF kind of trade off is that? Because she hears laundry rooms are often downstairs, she figures she needs a house with a view. Again, WTF? These people seriously need some new script writers, because they're clearly struggling to come up with some talking points.

A Canadian comedian has quipped "Rob Ford has dispelled one myth for me. I thought all crackheads were skinny."

I hate that house hunters can't walk through a house without holding hands. Constantly. You're wandering through an empty house. Are you afraid one of you might get lost?

That was because blondie laughed heartily when JJ found in favor of the plaintiff. JJ let her know that using the system, and putting a child in the middle, was not funny. It was RIDICULOUS.