Quof

You mean "within HOURS."

Can it be said Chandler wore the Quality that made people think he was gay?

N is for the fake Nails Monica wore, that came off in the lasagna.

I loved how Judge Judy kept repeating "Picnic Day"! like it was a national holiday. I did cringe when Mr. Medina said "He got out of the car", then corrected himself to proper JJ speak "He exited his vehicle."

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B is for Monica's fake Boobs.

Was the Florida to Italy "not a couple" couple new? Like all HHI stories, I figured the premise was pretty fake so I went Googling. They've been in Italy since 2012, just a few months after her arrest in Sarasota for trespassing and burglary. Her mugshot was Meth Face personified.

He had a "migraine". Walking around with that perpetually clenched jaw/pissed off face, not to mention that huge chip on his shoulder, will do that to you.

Michelle, what are you doing posting here?

It's been much discussed, and they have been seen feeding other infants that way. No one really knows why. I'm just surprised it was Michelle feeding the child; by the time they're onto solids, she usually has them weaned and passed on to their buddy.

V is for Valentine's Day when they agreed to "Make the Presents!"

I just saw this episode on BBC-Canada. I found the whole crew generally annoying, one of the two episodes I won't watch when it airs again. The other being Chris Rock and Kristen Stewart and Whoever Else That Was.

Today's criminal who won't pay his lawyer Jason Strycharz, has an interesting history with the justice system. Apparently SWAT teams come to his house often, and he, a raving lunatic, likes to blog about it.

Earliest concert I attended - Loverboy, in the early 1980s. Their opening act was a nobody named Bryan Adams! More recently, in random order: Celine Dion Diana Krall x 2 Michael Buble x 2 Lenny Kravitz Elton John Dixie Chicks Melissa Etheridge Adele x 2 Pink Bruno Mars Paul Simon, solo Paul Simon and Sting Lady Gaga James Taylor and Carol King Mary Chapin Carpenter Sugarland Rod Stewart and Stevie Nicks Bonnie Raitt, with Marc Cohn Billy Joel coming up!

Nah, she's going the Katie Holmes route and has a series of pay-as-you-go phones that can't be traced.

"Well, it's been my experience that people who talk about it a lot don't actually do it very often." Rose Nylund

I've never seen a House Hunters set in Canada. (Property Virgins was originally set in Canada, and prices were Canadian). Of course, they have shown Canadians hunting in other countries (not the US), including a Canadian who was living in London and moving to the Ukraine. She stated her price in US dollars. Like all hunters who have no connection at all to the US. SMH.

Have your forgotten how they exploited Jubilee? No birth control there, and I don't recall a lot of talk of "Act of God". Just a lot of "Look at How Pious and Righteous We Are."

Have you forgotten what family you're talking about??? It would have been the cover of People.

Young couple moving from Nashville to Potsdam, Germany. They were very circumspect about hubby's new job that prompted the move, wife had no job and they spoke no German. As usual, I asked What the Hell? A quick Google confirms they are going to preach and convert the masses in "one of the most atheistic, post-Christian cultures in the world". Should have known.

Hey, it's Canada. You should have seen the prizes on some of our classic game shows. Like "Definition."

Has anyone ever heard a first hand account from a bride on the show? I would love to know the behind the scenes dirt - how far apart are the weddings (what if you weren't available on one of the wedding dates??), how much are they encouraged to bitch and moan, what is the real story on the "surprise" honeymoons....

When I'm bored, and when they don't mumble the last names, I track down the couples and often find their wedding websites. On more than one occasion, the website has said "Susan and Bob will honeymoon in Upper NoWhere" and, when they go on to win, the "surprise" honeymoon is to Upper NoWhere. That would explain how some couples win honeymoons to fabulous and expensive locations like Italy, while others go to generic all-inclusive resorts in the Dominican Republic. Because they have already planned and paid for the honeymoon. Presumably their prize is simply reimbursement of what they already spent? Of course it doesn't explain why the winning bride can't pronounce the name of the destination, as if she has never seen the word before.

Oh, but he didn't really love his family. He didn't know what love was until he had his children. Something I'm sure his parents, siblings, and wife were real happy to hear. He was a real SanctiDaddy.

"How many ways can you pee on a stick?" as Rachel said to Phoebe.