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"He's mad at me cuz I won't let him take 2 full sized suitcases". Shut up, Whitney. And typical TLC editing monkeys - just like 90 Day Fiance - where everyone's luggage "disappears", ie is being wrangled by production staff while the stars prance about unfettered, the backpack Whitney had on the train platform is not the one she had when getting in the car at home....

Nope - he says he never knew the woman's last name.

Like a baboon's ass, just like Moriah Plath. Don't google if you haven't had lunch yet.

You mean "Who'sIt What'sHisName". Since both his given name and surname are unknown.

She'l like Pedro's sister on Family Chantel, she puts them back on for attention, then removes them again. That can't be good for the teeth?

What's with the "finally"? Hasn't she had the braces removed before?

You need to check out the Creation Museum. Humans and dinosaurs lived together

I attended an event with Ina and Nigella Lawson last year. Ina wore an oversized black shirt with a bit of sparkle, plain black trousers and black velvet smoking slippers. Her hair was shiny and glorious. She was warm, friendly and everything you think she would be. Nigella wore a fabulous fuchsia pantsuit, and was cold and bitchy.

He hung in for 7 years. That's a long con. (We've all been watching this for 7 years, folks. I'm ashamed.) I think he earned his 50%, wasn't he working long hours in a warehouse to pay for Chantel to go to school? And he put up with her crazy family, whereas she could have avoided his crazy family by just never getting on a plane.

Is it even an "indiscretion"? Glenn was unmarried, had a relationship with another unmarried person, and a pregnancy resulted. She made the decision to place the baby for adoption, as many unmarried mothers did at that time, with no input from the father. It appears everyone got on with their lives for many decades until someone decided to stir the pot. What pisses me off is the insistence on immediate family, including bestowing titles such as "Grandpa" on someone you barely know, when you already have a full set of parents and grandparents who have done the heavy lifting.

All reality tv is scripted, but the illiteracy in this family is really shining through in their inability to deliver their lines. Mumbling, bumbling, stuttering.

Are you questioning the Pillow Consultant at B2 Outlets?

It wasn't Big Lots, it was B2 Outlets, which sadly appears to be only in Michigan.

If it was our business, she would have told us?

I'd never heard of Jay Blades, or his show, but the story he told about the guy who saved him was awesome. For Jack Whitehall, check out this clip of one of his appearances on Graham https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L9jzs-Cttc

I hate when Miriam is on, because I try to fast forward through every word she says, but I don't want to miss what the other guests are saying. She ruined the Matthew Perry episode for me. She's crass and rude, and a male guest who spoke as she does would not be so revered.

Homemade lamb rogan josh. In an attempt to make it healthy, I served it over cauliflower rice. F#*k that noise. The leftovers will be served on basmati. (I'm fine with cauliflower rice, but Indian food needs the real stuff).

It's rather odd that there was a picture of Babs on the "Memory Table" at Buddy's wedding.

And active cases were discussed around the dinner table, with children.

Like a baboon's ass. (I was going to insert a photo, but decided people my be eating breakfast)

14 hours flying time (not counting layovers), 10 time zones. That sounds like a fun way to spend a weekend.

Cookies are fine frozen. In fact, I prefer to eat them when they're still frozen. Throw them in ziploc backs, or wrap in plastic wrap/foil. Don't be too fussy with how you freeze them, it really doesn't matter in the short term.

Stupid people are generally very happy. They're certainly carefree.

Sent. Sometimes you have to point out to people that they are being stupid, because all previous attempts to correct their error have failed.

Hey, I asked for assistance, not just validation. My finger is hovering over the "send" button, guys.