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As much as I hate to say it, I don’t care for any of the female cheftestants so far personality wise. I don’t know why but each one of them just irritate me for one reason or another. The most tolerable is the one who just spoke about her drinking. Sasha? Still working on names here.

Melissa Gorga could never! 😂

She is so delusional about so many things. She actually thinks her life on the land is aspirational, for starters. She thinks her home and family appear to be happy and admirable (ah, anything but for those of us with eyes and a brain). She thinks she is some beauty and cosmetic maven (again, refer to eyes and brain).

Yah, I wasn’t ripping on their house either. I’m thoroughly confused because the inside does not match the outside (to me)! Like the inside just looks so much bigger than that street view. I get that it’s kind of a “upside down walkout,” for lack of a better description, but it still just doesn’t match up in my mind. That outdoor kitchen / bar is my #1 dream.

Thank you! I’ve spent way too much time trying to figure out how that is a 2 story house from the outside view??!! The roof kind of slopes up, but don’t the ceilings in the back of the first floor seem too high for it to have a upper level that also has “normal” ceilings?? Also, wouldn’t want to chip a nail! 💅🏼

The Teddi post was from 4/1.....

I wonder when is the last time David allowed her to get a haircut. It looks horrible! Even if you are growing out your hair you should get it trimmed (and shaped) regularly. And I don’t for one second think her lack of styling is because of COVID.

Why does she think people want to listen to anything she has to say? That’s what kills me! Cancel culture? More like no one cares about you anymore culture. She’s irrelevant! She wants people to get over an incident from “years ago,” yet that’s all she can cling to at this point to stir up tabloid talk. Move it along, little lady.

Aside from Blais’ obnoxious hair, dude had some major bags under his eyes. Looked like he hadn’t slept in ages. Yikes! One of the cheftestants worked for Tom? Never heard it mentioned. 🙄

I loved that set! I wanted to hang out there in real life! Does the Rusty Pelican have a pool? Ugh.

Well, then. Hey there teen Moses! I thought it was Charlie at first 😂

HATTERS! We’re hatters.

Cue the press release from the University of Utah “the university and Coach Shah have mutually agreed to part ways....”

Yah teen / young adult Nick wasn’t bad to look at, either! JM has always been kind of a ❤️. It was all Theo’s fault! He is just such a bad influence on Kyle, he can’t help himself in his presence. Gawd, he sounds like such a whiny tattle telling daddy Jack about it today.

Probably an UO because I know he’s not well liked in these parts, but salt n peppa Nick can get it. 🔥🥵🤷🏻‍♀️

She’s too famous. The same reason she couldn’t go to AA or NA o whatever it was.

The name of her show is going to be “Girl Shit”??? That is dumb. It has no flow, isn’t catchy or punny, and will have to be censored in print lists, articles and everywhere else that isn’t SM. So clearly she had no advisement and this is all her. What’s the content? She’s not exactly a girly girl. So...???? She can barely speak coherently, I can’t imagine listening to her broadcast.

Those robes Hannah provided for the girls night were just as tacky and ratchet looking as she is. Like we know Paige has a steamer in her closet room. Has anyone ever figured out why Hannah wears a necklace that says Butter? Is it because she is greasy?

$1400 x 7 (Dan, Becky, BevRo, Darlene, Harris, Mark, Ben) = $9800. They should be planning another Disney trip by now. Or, ya know. Paying up on their mortgage and bills. If they gonna play the bad side of COVID they better also play the benefit. Which by now they’ve gotten 3 stimmy payments. Ew. Who would want to go in any of those indoor pools?

If I was Tre, I’d fired right back at that underbite lisp ass bitch “it was PRISON”. Because it really was not jail. But COOL.

At this point I would think Brynn would have a thing or two to say about it, too. She’s a NYC girl with I would assume a small and tight knit group of friends (I’m only assuming this because she goes to a small, exclusive private school). Her little life has already had enough drama! I can’t imagine moving her to a new city and school where she will have to fit in with her new step sibs in THEIR already established lives. Yah, I’ve seen this movie before.

Where’s Bubby? 😂

I was DEAD! 😂. Lonnie slayed me as the manicure lady.

Sniffle. That was very sweet! Dina’s interview video was the best, the way she flipped the switch on Glenn for his bird comment. And Garrett with hair! 😂

I feel like I am on some weird acid trip or fever dream. I don’t know if I can stick with this episode. What were they thinking? This is not it.