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My son and I just watched the first 2 eps. I love Stamos, so it’s a treat for me. I like it so far, anything we can watch together and agree on is good in my book. What day do they drop the new eps?

I honestly wonder if part of it wasn’t because they have run out of things to do and needed to come up with yet another “event” to film that wasn’t them being boring. I feel like a lot of things they did this summer were out of the norm because of the situation / not going out / being quarantined. I have to imagine there was a lot of down time, which as we all know equals boring TV.

I can tell you which one my son and I started watching last night. 😂. Mama can’t say no to some Stamos. Man she looks thin in those clips. I know she is, but it’s always jarring to see the skin and bones.

I totally forgot about that. But I just feel like babies would have happened early and often because they seemed like that kind of couple. To be stereotypical, which I am being. I can’t even 100% remember why she was gung ho on being the other Becky’s surrogate. Was it just for the money? Do we know how many years ago Mark died? How long they were married when it happened? Again, if they referenced this I missed it.

I thought she looked frail this season, too. My bestie and I were talking about it and I couldn’t put my finger on it. She’s beautiful as always, don’t get me wrong, but I really thought she looks thin and tired.

The stimulus checks she received on behalf of Mark should have well covered this. Even if she needs to use a majority of it for bills and living expenses....she should have received $2600 give or take (I can’t keep track to be honest) in total for her dependent. She couldn’t have spared even $200 from that to hire a tutor? For cash? At this point she is like Beverly Goldberg levels of cringe. How many times has she gone off stomping up on the school for their wrongs against her precious kid? The Halloween thing, the mall / voting thing, I think there was something else. Now this. Ok Darlene.

And here we are. Yet more pile on. Becky is an alcoholic waitress widow single mom of an infant from a non citizen one night stand. She really never wanted that life she claimed she wanted because if she did, she would have left Mark in the dust. I’d liked to know how they were married so long and never had kids.

Ay yi yi! Tuesday was a mess. More snow than all winter here, I about cut the Christmas music back on. My poor babies had to get put up into the garage, all tucked in, will hopefully be able to set them back out tomorrow. It was only a few, thankfully, I am waiting to do my full gardens planting for when Mimi comes here next week.

Add me to the vaxx’d list! Our gen pop opened 4/9 and I got me an appt 4/12 easy breezy. It was the JJ 1 shot the day before they put it on pause. Not gonna lie....I got a little freaked. My arm still kinda hurts in that spot, it’s been 12 days. Day of, I was fine my jab was at 9 AM, was a little sleepy and foggy all day but worked as expected (my work did allow up to 4 hours time off per jab / as needed and travel time, which I had no travel time). Come 4 PM, my clock out time I seriously go soooo shaky and shivery. Chills but no sweats just super cold and achy. Ordered Noodles for supper on delivery for me and kiddo because I just could not move. Was laid out by 7, took a couple Aleve and went nigh nigh. Woke up alright, got kiddo on the bus at 7:30, laid back down until 10 (TPIR, yo) and after that was pretty good to go. Got up and logged on to work and made it a day I NEVER get sick. Like never. So this knocked me on my boots like a big baby. TL/DR GET YO SHOT!

Also I am pretty sure I have the same hangers as Paige and Hannah have. 😂😂. They are not expensive and smell really bad. I had to do A LOT to make it ok. But I feel like Hannah wouldn’t ever even notice.

I swear to you. If you have ever seen the movie Big Daddy and when Adam Sandler goes off on the kid on the playground “SORRY YOU HATE YOUR DAD.” That’s Hannah.

Oh Ciara.....oh hunny. Why you hitching yourself to that?? and can we be honest here: Ciara is NEVER going back to being a RN full time. So let’s quit with that title. It was noble for a minute but it’s clear she wants to be a Mactor. She gonna milk it but if you’re not in practice and in the trenches? Bye girl. When’s the last time you were in a room? Before COVID. Or if not before right as it started and has never been back.

Nailed it. And I CANNOT STAND HER PANCAKE TITS. Lort have mercy she thinks she is so hot and sexy and she is the complete opposite. No one but your creep ass fiancé want to see this flappy ass grandma titties. Stop it stop it STAAAHHHHHP IT. Go away Olaf.

Wow, OK. I mean. They did their crime and paid their time as sentenced by the courts. So now what? What else should Teresa Guidice do to make things right for you. Should she volunteer to go back to prison for you? She’s a real life person as we all are. Camp sucks. That’s all I was saying as someone who has been in there. They were convicted and served their sentences. Now what? She’s the DEVIL FOREVER????

I really cannot imagine being around all those girls and their moms without my mom. And she had to do it, let’s be real it was a filming event. have some compassionate. On to Jackie and Marge. Sorry Marge that your mom sucked. Quit trying to make a bitch off it. I’m really staring to pity Joe B., like he’s a total wimpy at this point. Jackie can’t take it but hey she can try to dish it. Taj Mahal? Ummmm k. Ask your slack jaw looking chia head husband how his hedges are doing. Listen underbite chihuahua YOU SLOPPY. Also your kids are chia looking too. Your driveway barber shop is a nope. Melissa. What happened to you? We all know JESUS doesn’t want you talking about this like that. PRAISE JESUS. I’m sure Antonia is been educated in her Faith Formation classes. Even Tia Tre ain’t this tacky. MILANIA. Fix it Jesus. LARGE MARGE BE GONE. Big mouth Billy Bass wants his mouth back. No one in the world want to hear any more about your ancient mom and her sport fucking.

She is. And that’s all we can hope to be at the end of the day. And to be honest, I think Tre is a great and loving mom.

Yeah no. It’s so hard to understand. And I myself am still very judgmental of people and their choices, but I shudder every night when I lay down and remember laying in that metal bed on a plastic mat. And then waking up to that nasty ass food, after getting no sleep because the lights NEVER turn off. And you can never really sit or lay down AT ALL. She did her time that the judge felt she deserved. Same with Joe Guidice. And they both seem to act like good people now. IDK. It’s tough.

And here I am watching my life play out on this dumb show. I hate it. Thank gawd my mom wasn’t Roseanne and my dad isn’t Dan. But the loss of dreams because your love died to soon in an auto accident? That’s me. And I went down a darkkkkkk road after. At least my parents aren’t broke ass losers. And I do t have a hagg of a sister like Darlene 😂

It’s a weird and tough time. I’m vax’d even if I didn’t agree with it all, I did it so I can make my mom feel ok visiting us and keep my kid in school. I got the 1 shot, the day before they called it off and like 3 days after my county opened up to gen pop (I’m not high risk). I feel for Tre because I have been incarcerated and it fucking sucks. I have a soft spot for her, I know not many do. If you’ve never been on that side of it, you won’t ever understand. Life in “camp” SUCKS. And when we have done our time (like she has) then what. And sorry that y’all want to make fun of her calling it camp or time away but it’s not easy. There’s so much shame and stigma. It’s NOT A FUN TIME. I can’t imagine how hard it is for her to not have her parents anymore. Sorry I went off there.

Also, my heart breaks for Tre. My parents are 70 and I haven’t been able to be with them in a year. My dad is going into Alzheimer’s and my mom is my life (they are not married, live separately). My best friend dad had a in minor stroke last night. I lay awake a lot lately thing of my own parents. I CANNOT. I remember when my fiancé passed away and I couldn’t hold a baby or acknowledge anyone’s wedding (I was 24). Sooooo sad.

The title alone is a turn off. I am familiar with the phrase but I am not drawn to a book with Tuna Fish in the title. Like WTF?? Hey Jackie, I’m glad you are soooo rich you don’t have a mortgage, but how about your little besties Mel and Marge? Pretty sure the Gorga manse is mortgaged to the hilt and Margie had to sell off part of her property and use her unfinished and also unfurnished home as collateral in her BK and law suit. Do you bring that up to them often, too?

So none of them got stimmy checks??? At this rate that house should be +15k up or more. Count the heads and do the math. Oh but I guess if they did get some money in the bank they are just gonna go to Hawaii for 4 days (da fuq). Also? There is no way Darlene is gonna pull David Silver. I still can’t believe Stan (Ben) is around. She is a wet blanket x 100 and not even hot to boot. How how how???? Nope.

Always revolving around the latest man in her life, too. That’s what I find the most pathetic. Like B a strong independent woman like you claim to be. ON YOUR OWN. She is sooooo codependent.

All the constant moving would drive a normal person like me crazy. But if you have people to pack and clean and do all the heavy lifting (literally) and all you have to do is the “fun” stuff, i.e pick out pretty colors and fun decors, then I guess it’s not a pain in the ass. I hate moving, am thankful to be in my forever home for going on 8 years now. Bethenny will never sit still tho!

Bringing my post over from the live chat thread. And oops, sorry Sasha. As much as I hate to say it, I don’t care for any of the female cheftestants so far personality wise. I don’t know why but each one of them just irritate me for one reason or another. The most tolerable is the one who just spoke about her drinking. Sasha? Still working on names here.