Silver Raven

My weather app is called "Carrot". It frequently puts out snarky comments. Today's weather comment is "Good news: Disney rehired James Gunn. Bad news: you won't live to see Guardians of the Galaxy 3."

imdb doesn't show him having any other work in progress.

Aaaand NBC interrupts for another special report that isn't at all special. I just have to laugh at Ciara's hair. Ooh, Leo actually thinking about his mother as a killer. More people need to call Julie out for her hypocrisy.

Martha Madison said she'll be back next week. Probably rushing to Marlena's side, but I hope she blows the whistle on Claire's lies.

whoops, wrong thread.

JJ is not going to like it when he hears the news of Tripp and Haley getting married. Any word on what date Nicole comes back? Arianne was in the video when the whole cast was singing Christmas songs, so I assume she'll be there in June, but I wonder when her first date back is.

What happened to the Norm Lewis The Music Man?

A large part of Lily's shtick is that she plays her parents commenting on herself.

Guys. Spoilers.

Wow, I just watched an episode of this show and it's horrible! The acting is ridiculously bad. The groom's parents, the bride's father, and the gay BFF are just awful, over the top, awful.

You won't get out of it, Shelley. Rex couldn't wait to open that door when Chloe said she had some treats for him. Right, Eric, because praying has worked so well for you. All of the pillow stuff today is just hilarious. I wish we could have seen Leo coming on to Ben. You can't "steal" a woman unless you think the woman is a man's property. Are people in Salem really supposed to be thinking that nobody can come back from the dead? "Half black". OK, that's funny. Stefan is nobody to make fun of people using multiple names. I actually see chemistry between Tyler and Camila. Too bad. I hope Stefan and Gabi can develop it further, despite his characterization. Sarah wants to bone Eric right there in the chapel. Y'know, if Ben is standing outside protecting the Mansion, Gabi might want to make her phone calls further away from the front door. Shut it, Brady. Did the police bother to come and talk to Nurse Santos?

Considering she said that she has the same insurance for the last thirty years, I'm thinking it's insurance provided through the actors' union. Oh, my God, Meghan! Let Whoopie tell a story about Ana and Sunny visiting her without interrupting to say, "I visited, too!!!!!"

HBO is working on a GoT prequel.

TC is 46, BB is 39. Have Brandon Barash and Kirsten Storms ever gotten a divorce?

Analeigh Tipton has had a very successful acting career, both in movies and on tv. Nyle DiMarco won Dancing With the Stars.

Fantasia, too, has been on Broadway.

I had to laugh at the plaintiff who was suing her ex after she lost, saying in the hallterview that she was going to have to get back together with her ex in order to get her money back.

I wish Show would quit doing all of these flashbacks. Right. Because Haley would have signed a card to go along with those doctored macarons. Have they tested that note for fingerprints? "Why would somebody sign your name to this note"? What a stupid question. If Mrs. Caney hates Clair, why would she go after Haley? So Diana finally got to change clothes, and ditched the Cruella opera gloves. No, Ciara, Claire is not a good person. Has Justin ever won a case? Greg Rikaart is killing it.

The entire town of Salem is such a nepotist's dream. Parker didn't react to Holly's screams? So Diana fudged the DNA results, huh?

Did they ever take down the monument to Abigail?

I thought Ted resigned as DA. And when does the DA give orders to the cops. Claire is so clingy. Marlena isn't going to look at the DNA results? Jeez, Shelley is an idiot. If Brady hears about this "John is Leo's father" nonsense, it would be funny if he started wondering why his father has two gay sons but he isn't. Damn, that penicillin works quick.

Combined with the sound of a phone sex worker.

Ana has changed her name on Twitter to Navarro-Cardenas.

Jordan Segundo, who was top 32 in Season 2, just cropped up working on an early morning news/entertainment show on a local tv station in Sacramento.

Laine was good, he deserved the ticket. Even after Katy told him to open his mouth and enunciate, Austin still mumbled. Jake Puliti has a good voice. Sorry, Shawn didn't impress me all that much. Nate is awesome. The big guy with the sobstory has an interesting voice. I am not a big fan of falsetto. OK, Clay is my second choice. Jeremiah just pushed him down a notch. Jeremiah won't win, but he's so good.