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Well, prayers up that she will land some gazillionaire that will compensate all the victims, even if it's just for PR purposes.

I love how VPR is back without Stassi. I hope it does great without her. You know it's killing her lol.

Sprains can be more painful than fractures!

I thought it was a racist joke too! Nothing surprises me with these ladies. Glad to be wrong tho- I'm liking Kyle this season. She and Kathy can be fun.

I think I just heard that Craig is seeing Paige from Summer House, but I'm sure Naomie isn't interested in revisiting her time with that loser.

that podcast clearly was misnamed lol

I think he's just one of those weirdly clingy guys. I mean, why would someone choose to look so uncool as a storyline if they knew how they would come off? It also explains why he doesn't have anything else going on, he's either hanging out with his girlfriend or obsessing about their separation all the time.

Everything with Audrina ALWAYS feels staged and awkward, not sure why. It all seems fake fake fake especially because she is a mom of a real young kid and that is her real life right now. They don't even mention her child; how am I to try to believe she and Brody are involved in some deep way? I can never figure out if Audrina is fake or just completely vapid. She's a little fascinating in that way. But the thing with Jason and his wife is real, in that they were really offended by Spencer questioning his sobriety. Because he did just relapse (!) and he's a dad now, and because he pretty much supports the family by being a famous "sober person", I understand his reaction. But I still think Jason and his wife are uptight and no fun, and Jason's wife isn't doing him any favors by getting so worked up. Chill out, pregnant lady! No one cares what that clown Spence Pratt said about your husband to shitstir on a reality show. Jeez. Who was that Jen girl with Whitney who they brought in to give that weirdo Heidi some friends to talk to? That wasn't Jenn Bundy, was it?

Bill's line was hilarious; he's the best husband to watch, hands down

I heard Norm on a podcast (Everything Iconic) saying that he was not bi but Mtv wanted him to say that because it was more palatable than gay back then.

I don't believe this.The way she freaked out about her dad was telling. She's no actress. Hannah meant ever word of that weird apology in the moment; the flip side of some unresolved, pretty debilitating issues . She's quite unstable and emotionally exhausting. Very offputting and these damage control denials just make her look like a kook. She and Luke are similarly offputting, don't you think? I can see why they were drawn to one another. How did I not realize Kyle was so sensitive and needed so much coddling until this season? I have no idea if he and Amanda will make it, but if she is okay with that, it seems like they have as good a chance as anybody.

And also her open contempt for Robby cracks me up.

The only fun person on this show is Amanda. I loved how Amanda was so openly down to bang her ex boyfriend.

I feel bad for Tanya and I think she is really out of place in this group. I'm not looking forward to her confronting these cheating rumors. (But I believe the Cookie Lady and I think it's pathetic how many crappy men are on this show.)

Briana should stop picking men and let Brittany arrange a marriage for her. That John guy, in addition to looking like a total goon, is a real fucking scumbag. (Assuming that screenshot is accurate. It is, right?)

She is! I honestly had no idea she was so round the bend. I can't believe MTV is supporting this. Everything is just such bullshit it's amazing- what a world

So this is the end, right? MTV has to stop supporting her now, right? That is the craziest part of this story for me, how they circled the wagons and gathered support to literally go to court with this known abuser? I feel bad for Amber and I'm on mental suicide watch re: her but she needs to be kept away from that poor baby and Andrew. I think Andrew may be on the spectrum. He's such a strange guy.I feel bad for him that he got caught up in this. I hope he can thrive as a dad like Gary. Amber really thrived in prison, quit drugs and seemed to gain some therapeutic tools. Time to go back, hon!

Where is he saying this?

Or at least he thinks claiming he doesn't brush his teeth makes him look like a badass, because two seconds later he totally was. He is just so awful. I really hope Amber has seen the light. I feel like this every time he speaks... My take was that he was being sarcastic when he said he "didn't do that" in response to feeling annoyed that Amber felt the need to remind him to brush his teeth. That's one situation where I can't fault him. I've been married 20+ years; never told my husband to brush his teeth and he's never told me to brush mine. The only person I've ever told to brush their teeth were my kids when they were 12 and under. Amber can be annoying even though Matt is a total manchild with poor character.

America could use a lot more guys like Gary in law enforcement. I hope he has a long safe career and a positive impact on his community.

So I'm watching this shitshow (just a bad habit at this point) and boy they sure surprised me when this bizarre mime popped up while Macy and Tyler were discussing Ryan's latest arrest. And then she started talking?!?! What was up with that?

Is there any doubt which will win out? Bethenny is doomed to sabotage all her relationships, just like Ramona said that day on the Brooklyn Bridge.

Shep's mom not wanting to take custody of ANOTHER one of his dogs. Drunk Shep unbelieving that Austen could care about losing his relationship with Madison. Gross Shep just looking and sounding grosser every week. Seriously, he looks like there should be flies buzzing around him. I think he's the most repulsive and emotionally stagnant alcoholic dude on Bravo where we also have Tom Schwartz. Ew.

Tinsley- bless her heart- drunkenly realizes that because she is unhappy in spite of her GIANT BOW (mentioned twice) sparkly dress, rosy painted cheeks and glitter tights, she must truly be depressed. As Ramona would say, wow, Tinsley, just wow. She really is a giant little girl in a grown woman's body. I wish her the best, but at her age, she is far behind in becoming an autonomous adult and she is clearly way too enmeshed with her undermining, covert narcissist mother. I suggest an Eat Pray Love journey for Tins. She's just the type for it and it could do her some good. Bethanny is so over the top. Does anyone really root for her at this point? A whole scene to point out there's one pap waiting at one of the endless court clashes with that loser she chose to procreate with? Who gives a fuck? Not me. And again with the waterworks. Yes, Beth, let some air out of those tires! You just do too much, B! No one suffers like you! Just ask any employee of hers; they will sign off on this. She is so exhausting. That Hustle commercial was a real low. This was a lame episode in what has been a fun season for me so far. High points: I thought Barbara looked fab in her new clothes and it was funny watching her shop with Ramona. Also, Sonya was at her absolute best onstage at the circus and it reminded me why I like her.

Lisa put in work at Denise's wedding to normalize her relationships with her castmates (except Teddi who she has thankfully written off and didn't deserve any of her attention after being so rude imo). It certainly felt like she was happy and relieved to get on with things and move on from Puppygate, whatever role she had in it. It makes absolutely zero sense that she would then go and plant that ROL story. And being innocent of that, she rightly felt very hurt to be confronted and called a liar by her supposed friend in her own home. I am hoping this will come around to bite Kyle, Rinna and Erika in the ass as their scenes tank w/o LVP. And Teddi is just the worst. I said it from the beginning: she's so convinced she's a nice, great person but she just is not and her self righteousness is off putting and worst of all super boring. Yuck- get her out of here! Her weird accountability stuff is the worst too- what a fucked up business model making money off our sicko diet culture, fleecing women who feel out of control around food by encouraging them to be ever more vigilant about food and exercise, as if that's the ticket to healthy self image. Backwards and gross, ew.