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It was awesome when Amanda called Paulie an imbecile and threw him out of the party. Amanda is just awesome overall.

This was a fun reunion and a really entertaining season. I’m going to miss these crazy broads!

Teddi is doing a terrible job making her son accountable for his rude attitude, yelling at her in the pool! That was a teachable moment that she passed on, reinforcing that yelling at Mom will get you just what you want. She's signing up for a lot of misery going that route. I was honestly surprised to see her so seemingly accustomed to that sort of behavior. WTH? Also totally hypocritical that it was all a joke when he was peeing in the pool in contrast to how Kyle et al. reacted when Brandi's son got out of a swimming pool to pee. (Kyle being a hypocrite/mean girl is not surprising, but I had given Teddi credit for a healthier family dynamic until last episode.)

I love this timely message. I think a lot of people need to hear it and I'm grateful they are exploring it. You might if the alternative is no legal advice from any counsel. Yes, in a perfect world, but in reality total unicorns. Rebecca has been shown to be extremely bright and a creative attorney. I can buy her becoming an excellent criminal lawyer in this universe no problem. I loved the ep and I'm so glad this show is back. Last season was not my fave; this seems really promising and there were some good laughs too.

I don't see how that reflects badly on Cory. He has a daughter, she has some health issues, I'm sure he's motivated to make money for her. So what?

She called her a butthole ON CAMERA and Andrew agreed. They are terrible. Cate should have hugged her sad little daughter before her husband. Bristol and Macy are very cold as well. i am ready for the plug pulling too at this point.

Tony would never in a million fucking years have done that for Zach and Zach only did it because he was blinded by his sexist douchery and wanted to teach a little girl a lesson more than he wanted a run at a million dollars. . I never really thought much of Amanda until tonight but I'm so glad she didn't back down. Every condescending word out of Zach's piehole made me wish someone would punch him in the face and I was gratified by his gnarly broken nose. Shane was the broken clock who called Zack out accurately as the poster dickwad for toxic masculinity. I only hope that sweetheart Jenna manages to get a clue and get away from this assclown.

So when Kelly was saying that Steve was in it for the money w/ Vicki, she spit out "the dinero" with a bit of an accent. That was some coded racism directed at Steve's Latin heritage, right? I enjoy Kelly and Steve is a big zero to me, but I heard what I heard and want it noted!

I legit thought Bristol Palin was Chelsea in this pic

I heard Jemmye on a podcast say that Corey was coming on this season as a mercenary.

No that was awesome Creative theory!

Oh they are both assholes!!

Hahahahaha thanks for this

Exactly! Teddy the hostess kept repeating the rude label that was disturbing Erika in order to be accountable (to herself) with no regard for the hurt feelings her guest. That's classic Teddi behavior.

I think it goes back to the beach house. IMO Teddie was really insensitive saying repeatedly how "weird" it was that Erika didn't stay overnight when she was so sick with cramps and the ladies were up drinking and twerking all night. Erika felt embarrassed and she's a grudge holder who hates to be embarrassed. That was insensitive of Teddie who I think is not a very thoughtful person. She's very sensitive when it comes to her own feelings, not so much with other people's. Her sense of righteousness blinds her. And she's a drip and a dud. I just can't stand her! The more I see, the less I want to see. This week she stirs up this old shit with Rinna for no reason and runs crying away from the fallout. What fun. She just does not belong on this show.

Also, hard to enjoy the whole big world when you can't get a passport because you don't pay your taxes, Ambie

I believe she genuinely got sucked in to being poor Kyle's champion and aggressively laid out a one-lane course of action for LVP, to give a simplified blanket apology for something way more nuanced than Teddi seems to be able to grasp. I felt for LVP and even for unfortunate, emotionally stunted Kyle in that situation. I don't know if Teddi is a nice person or not, but I can tell she sure thinks she is. I will sit here on my island and proclaim that she is a boring drip every week until I see something that shows me different. I have a feeling some of you might be joining me before the end of this season.

I can't be the only one that thinks Teddy sucks, right?

I don't judge sex workers, and neither do my teenage children, because our family values are to be non-judgmental and accepting of other people's choices unless they are actively hurting people. The least of my concerns for Sophia is being teased by some asshole teenagers and young adults later in life because her mom had her hustle going selling adult toys. It's the parents who raise bullies (who are usually judgmental assholes themselves) that are responsible for bullying children, and by college, that's on the young adult bullies, not Farrah. It will serve an older Sophia well to learn to ignore/avoid legitimate "haters" who will judge and be mean to her based on what they know about her family of origin. Same for Nova, Jenelle's kids, and the other TMspawn unfortunates. I just hope they all can find their way to some good therapists and there will be resources to pay for it, because it won't be easy, but kids are resilient and I hold out hope for all of the kids at this point. That being said, home schooling is a terrible idea for Sophia! She was at her most normal in terms of manner and voice at her slumber party in Austin. She needs her routine and structure and peers very badly in order to thrive. This is a really bad move on Farrah's part, imo.

All the kids in Janelle's pics always look so joyless, whether they're in the background or the subject. It's so creepy that she can't see the way she comes off publicly. I love how Chelsea, with her loving hubby and adorable, happy kids and effortless Pinterest/outdoorsy aesthetic, is Jenelle's goals/ nemesis. Hee, hee. The whole dynamic is a truly a gift that keeps on giving.

Kim's outrage was ridiculous. Her reference to her close friendship with "Chrissy" and the assertion that the "who does Brielle need to blow?" tweet was a private joke between them was downright delusional. Nothing is private on Twitter, bitch. You can't be outrageous and joke about pimping out your daughter and also lose your shit if someone calls you out on it. For once, I was siding with Kenya. She's pretty bearable this season so far, which says a lot about this cast.

Both these kids are total cuties.

I'm totally surprised! I thought they met on Tinder. This info makes UBT seem much more predatory, possibly hearing details about Jenelle and what she's like and using that to draw her in. There are tons of scumbags in the world who would love the perks of being with a Z list celeb like Jenelle. She has a huge dating pool.

Yes, there's all kinds of things wrong with that dude. To me so far, he seems like an overgrown man child. I'm thinking the little drawings, the love of cartoons, the way he was jiggling her boobs around in that video. Like he's a fifth grader who landed in a grown man's body like in Big or something. It's horrifying that these two will be raising an infant. She can't even take care of her dogs. No one in their right mind would think this is a good thing. I'm sure Gary, Bubby, Kristina are privately super disturbed, but they can't show that to crazy Amber or they'll further destabilize the situation. They've had plenty of practice for this over the Matt years. and I think this whole rebound relationship is a 100% big fuck you to Matt who doesn't even care anyway. Like others here, she has squandered my last shred of good will for her by allowing this pregnancy. Now I see her like Jenelle, and it's going to be the same thing: watching her play happy family on SM as all the cracks show through and we see into the darkness. That poor baby is so doomed.

Poor Brynn! As a mother, you just don't get to act like this. You need to be brave, even when freaking out inside. You need to put your own panic and grief aside and remain calm to minimize the trauma experienced by your daughter who is also losing a beloved pet and is looking to you to handle things like a competent adult. Bethenny is so damaged and will always be the queen of all the drama. #RIPCookie I hope she's put down in a calm and peaceful way asap. B can't handle caring for her anymore, obviously, and she's had a great, love filled doggie life.