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Who is The Bachelor? Did I miss the announcement? Nm it’s Joey.

I noticed this too. It was noticeably lower

Tooooo many commercials. We saw more commercials than show. Robyn with her one ally, Meri….nobody trusts either one of them. And Robyn talked like Kody has no responsibility in cleaning up his anger. Ugh!!! What a douchecanoe.

They can also harvest it from your palate.

Assholio said “people”, as in plural. Who would sleep with him? Gross. He’s so…unintelligent. Nothing attractive about that man-child. And what a stupid mustache. I think Kalani is pretty. Healthy shiny hair, great skin, pretty eyes. I bet Grangela burns those divorce papers with the lighter in her bra. (The scene at the altar they keep showing). We will see if I am right! We died at “Small Ed”. Jovi is another man-child. Yara is really all that, he’s very lucky. Molly and the screeching. I don’t know why these 2 are here, clearly they are over it. I feel bad for Kelly.

The drugged up chick in the too-short dresses, she’s not the brightest bulb on the tree, is she. Having a fit about being asked to dress differently for her safety (and momma was just as bad with her cold shoulders and revealing clothing) was so idiotic. Her droopy eyes and droopy affect. Thinking she can jog at night in South Africa and be safe. I really can’t stand her.

She has these “super high standards”. But she really really wants this with him? I see zero chemistry. He seems very immature.

Xavier has a monotone that I have such a hard time listening to.

That idiot yokel, I don’t even know his name. “THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I HAVE BEEN THROUGH!!!!” As he runs off in a snit after 2 dates. He totally wants a mail order bride. Why is he so angry? He should be alone. The three ex-fiancées dodged a bullet. He’s abusive! ETA you all say his name is Chad. I’ve been with a hothead mean person like him. He sets out to hurt and own.

Yeah, I can’t imagine this show will be renewed. I love GR but this is not to his level. I am contrary and hope Caroline wins it all because I hate mean girls.

Cleo is lovely, inside and out. Too bad she’s stuck with what’s his name. I don’t see or feel anything fake about her, unlike what’s his name Dempsey is also lovely while Statler is complaining about everything. Who is she to say anything when Dempsey doesn’t she she planned to move in. Riley and Violet. Are they 15? Ugh. Both SO unlikeable. Jasmine too, so unlikeable. My heart broke for Sheila. Brought me right back to losing my own mom. I think it’s unfair to blame the show for the steps. She said it was 5 am when they were still sleeping. They don’t live in the USA where we have building codes. The humidity alone rots wood, and it was a tragic accident, according to what we know, which isn’t much.

Lord. Cherry aka Charity is a terrible listener. She cant help butting in with noises or words. She can’t let the guys talk without her chiming in.

Holly and her eyes….is she wasted? She can’t keep them open.

She can’t listen without mmmhmmming like crazy and injecting little words. Has Brayden never watched the show? And is her name Cherry or Charity? Half say one thing, half the other I haven’t watched the franchise in several seasons, so I think I’m going to have to look into why no one wanted CherryCharity.

That’s Meri, sans filter.

Does Brandan, you know, WORK?? Doesn’t seem like it. The chick with the hair has something going on that I can’t read. Maybe it’s because of the Botox and fillers and giant fake eyelashes that hide her eyes. The DJ? Where does he get all the money to travel so much? I had hoped to never see Danielle and Yohan on my screen ever again. Ugh ugh ugh.

Yes. My parents were too. My mom was 38 and my dad was 44 when I came around.

Is tonight a rerun? Seems like it

Why does Jasmine look so different in her THs? Her eyes are different shapes and her face is different. She looks nothing like herself as we know her.

Same. And didn’t he cheat on her multiple times? I swear they were divorcing at some point. They remind me of Jamie and Elizabeth with the off and on ad nauseum of their relationship.

No way would I ever eat sushi off of a human. Yuck. Some of that was on his leg hair! Gross. So unsanitary (to me). Dead skin cells and sweat and oils. Barf. Daisy is really phoning it in this season. She’s so distracted by everything. Then the cake thing and not making the guests their #1 priority. I get a “jerk” vibe from Colin that I can’t un-see. Gary too this season with the jerk vibe. Just an unlikeable season to me. BDSY, you were my favorite! Ugh.

Susan is a mental case. So unreasonable. Picky, according to her. Not attractive at all. She will be alone forever, sneering upon us normal people. And I think farmersonly.com is defunct.

Good for Valentin dumping germ hating April. Thinking she owns him. And idiot Scott thinking he’s a hottie but we see old man midlife crisis.

Mark bugs me. I feel like he’s acting about his date being young, but secretly inside wants a young 20s girl. I see this SO often among men my age and it’s so blatantly obvious to me. Plus Mark’s pretending he doesn’t know PDA laws there. Ugh.

Lindsay is not mentally well. Her accusations held no weight with her crazy proclamations and storming off. Producers, why subject us to this. Are you spinning off a second chances show? Because if not, get to the where are they now and end the season.