call me ishmael

And of course Hannah cuts him off in mid sentence

I thought it was funny that the episode title was “the tables have turned” by Brittany when you knew she was going to fold. No way was she going to walk away from tv.

Even for them this season was a new low. Jenn seems like a very nice person but there was almost no chemistry between her and any of the guys (I know she and Sam wanted to sleep together but that was because they had nothing to say). So we had to listen to another faux empowerment narrative that then was topped off with Jesse and the producers making her miserable on national TV while Devin sat there looking like a 1930s bowery boy waiting for his appointment with the judge. And I'm sorry but Jesse doesn't get to sit there pretending to be mister empath and then making her watch the proposal while claiming it's because it shows how she took control of the situation. Nope. It's because the show decided that they were going to torture her (they could have shown it before either of them came out if they were going to show it at all). And then having forced her and her family to watch it live it was all laughs to Joan and the Golden Bachelorette! Jenn who??? Either they have to figure out how to make this show understanding that the contestants are all very media wise and using it to promote their brand or it is going to just be disaster after disaster. They lucked out and got a unicorn with Joey. The odds of that happening again are lower than Ari and Becca getting back together (just to fondly remember when pre-finale breakups were still a surprise).

You might be able to watch it on Hulu tomorrow if that’s an option for you. On the other hand, you might just take this as a sign from the universe,

Maybe Jonathan turned them down because he knows the possibility for success is greater on BIP

That was his love language.

And that worked out great for him as well.

Not fast enough

You haven’t missed much.

I’ve discovered a channel that shows reruns of 77 Sunset Strip which have a lot more excitement than this season.

As much as I love Star Wars I think that this is right. After all, ANH was an homage to 30s space serials which hardly are fun because of their philosophical depth. The whole thing was built around simple stuff. The Clone Wars cartoons were good because they were excellent kids cartoons and Ahsoka had a great coming of age story. But the universe building outside of Andor has been pretty thin.

Thanks! I never can handle reality Steve because of all the ads.

Do we know if Sam does the ditching or does she send him home before he can. I never saw the week by week.

No. I think you are just trying to imagine a more interesting season.

I hope this gets better. It seems so mean spirited. Except for Cassandra. Which is an odd thing to say.