Kiss my mutt

I think I’m going to hold out for Ramona yelling at me to “TAKE A XANAX!”

Oh gosh, that’s even worse! I’m surprised she didn’t make a joke about oiling her “dumpling”!

I’m still thinking about that THC oil and why she would use a sexual enhancer before Sutton’s party. Oh yeah, so she could use the words vagina and clit.

TIMBER!!!!

Bethenny would probably turn your birthday greeting into a sales pitch to buy her cauliflower pizza.

Think how lovely it will be when kids at school rename her Senna-kot. I’m thinking he’ll be “Lux Luther”, at least he would be to me.

Given the fact that he was so in to Claire, Tayshia and now Katie apparently, he belongs on BIP and I don’t see them working out long term after the thrill of sex dies down. Maybe I’ll be surprised, but he’s just icky to me and thinks he’s such a catch.

I’m curious as to why Katie used “unwanted sexual experience” instead of rape.

I’m still trying to figure out why they used the fakest Eva Gabor wig they could find for Jeanette. Hopefully she’ll get an upgrade for season two. I was totally played by that ending though.

Blake probably has a few bodies buried in a Canadian national park somewhere. He gives me the creeps. Like skin crawling creeps. I do not want to see their “sex positivity” in action.

I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s Blake. He’s been gunning for it since Claire’s season

I would not be surprised if Jamie ends up cheating on Doug. I’m sure a midlife crisis is on the horizon.

Karl is definitely the villian this season. Yuck!

She lost me at “Bachlor Klan”.

Heather’s home looks like a masuleum, like her face.

Tía and Demi again? Oh please god no. Karl? GTFO

Yes! That part surprised me too since I didn’t know anyone was clamoring to have Katie as Bachelorette. I was pretty ambivalent about the choice myself and am just watching mainly out of habit.

Interesting article about Chris Harrison and Katie refusing to do the show if he were the host. https://variety.com/2021/tv/news/chris-harrison-bachelor-exit-payout-1235000029/

Count me as one who isn’t excited for Heather’s return. I think she’d be interesting on BH where everyone wouldn’t be as wowed by her money.

Ramona’s push-ups have taken on a life of their own. Whatever she’s doing, it works!

Ramona has been a much better friend to Sonja than Sonja has ever been. She’s insanely jealous of just about everyone that’s been on the show that she gets nasty and irrational. She got extremely riled up about Ramona posting photos of herself with Eboni saying she’s using them as “handbags” is laughable since she used to parade around referring to “her gays”. I cracked up when Eboni’s friend finally got up in disgust. Sonja makes a fool of herself in almost every episode and the last thing she needs is to posse up with that harridan Leah. I wish I had half the composure of Eboni.

Sutton looks like she has a thyroid condition.

Between this and the Josh Duggar case, it’s going to be a long summer

I guess since this is the season of “sex positivity” she has to run with it in every scene with the face eating kisses.

I just finished the last two episodes a few minutes ago and I’m missing them already. I can’t believe how invested I’ve become in Deborah’s and Ava’s relationship. I love how Jean Smart played tough as nails and vulnerability in this role. It took me a few episodes to warm up to it but I am hooked. Season 2 can’t get here soon enough.