Kiss my mutt

Oh yeah! That was Farmer Chris’ season. I remember that and was so embarrassed for her.

Not sure what there is to catch up on since they never go away!

I wonder if it’ll really go to press or if she’ll be threatened with lawsuits if it does. Not sure how that works.

Well, if she truly doesn’t give any fucks then she won’t mind playing her new role in “Down and Out in Beverly Hills”

I will never understand why aggression is rewarded on these shows. It’s such a turn off to me.

Yeah, I don’t usually watch the preliminaries. This show is long enough as it is. I didn’t make it through last season, but here’s hoping there isn’t a major side show like Paige and Chris.

Blake look seriously bored when Katie told him about her sexual assault Iike, shut up, so I can get in your pants. His eyes always look dead to me like a psychopath and I wouldn’t be comfortable being left alone with him. I wonder if Tayshia really thinks he’s that great of a guy. I’m living for Hunter’s exit. He’s the type of guy if you turn him down, he’ll call you a bitch and tell you you’re not that hot anyway. I would say overall, this is a pretty good group of guys with a few notable exceptions.

I can see the lights starting to dim in Jessa’ kids and the light starting to shine brighter in Jill’s kids. It pretty sad to see the natural curiosity and inquisitiveness being reduced to “cause that how god made it”. The “mold house” is a place where dreams go to die.

I wouldn’t mind a history lesson but at least have some music or dancing or something besides that which can also serve to teach but more interactive and fun! Leah’s sister looked like her face was pulled to tight. Wonder if she had work done because she looked ODD!

Yeah, so he’s a dick with Tourette’s. Got it.

That and his over the top orgasm noises he broadcast over the loudspeaker for Tayshia. Yuck yuck yuck!

Right! A dog can dream though!

The next season has already aired and I’ve seen it already. Another shit show but with extra plastic surgery! And no, Liz isn’t on it!

Doesn’t Canada have a Bachelor show Blake can be on, like in Saskatchewan, preferably?

Just random thoughts from the doghouse…Whenever I see Blake, the words “stranger danger” flash in my head. I wouldn’t be surprised if Hunter’s wife left him because of his temper, not because he was working too much. He reminds me of rumplestiltskin from the Grimm’s brothers or maybe a gremlin. I don’t see any chemistry between Katie and Tre, so maybe the producers asked her to keep him. Katie’s “hi, everybody” is like nails on a chalk board.

I wish the guys would just walk out. I stopped watching when she went through her sex positive story again and then starting rolling around in the hay. I’ll just have to read along here because this season is wasted on Katie.

The previews show Katie storming off saying, “somebody get me an airline ticket out of here” and I’m like, bitch, I will!

If they’re now trying to get pregnant does that mean they were using birth control before/avoiding fertile times? But sure, having a baby is in God’ hands.

I was really hoping Michael would have had a “come to Jesus” moment about Martha and her shameless support of Jess’ cheating If that wouldn’t give you doubts of your partner’s attitude toward fidelity than I don’t know what would. Plus I was surprised that someone as down to earth and natural would be attracted to such plastic beauty with eyes set on a lavish lifestyle. I’m honestly surprised they’re still together but she’s still milking her appearance on the show and may move onto richer pastures when she starts to lose some of her popularity. Her comments on the show about him not being ambitious enough and looked down on his being a teacher even saying she couldn’t see herself married to one made me think she’s a total fame seeker. On another tangential note, do Australian women get a government stipend for plastic surgery? Talk about being “full-on”.

I’m just surprised both Katie and Becca fell for Thomas. He looks like he’s made of wax with scary googly eyes and acts like a used car salesman who wears shit brown suits. I just hope Becca has retired her sad, old, “Let’s do this” catchphrase at least

Yeah, but then she goes right ahead with “I’m a cold bitch” in her TH! She might want to try a different approach. Nah, just keep digging, girl!

He just wasn’t that into her and she’s been throwing a fit about it ever since!

More like convince herself!

I’m looking forward to Kendall having to watch Joe develop a relationship. She was never a good match for him-flighty and self involved.

I was expecting a Candi Spelling vibe for some reason but she’s pretty chill. she seems a little out of it which seems like a nice place to be