Kiss my mutt

I generally liked this but I think I missed the significance of the whole Jerome House plot. It just didn’t make sense or seemed to belong to the story and who were these eggs going to? Is this town barren except for the orphans? Lol Is Abel the taxidermist? Why wasn’t he supposed to be mentioned? Also weird and gross-Mary having an affair with Theresa’s old boyfriend. She definitely is a monster in this, burying the truth back up and doubling down on destroying Karen. Did Theresa kill the swim coach? Did she really turn into a psychopath because her mom wouldn’t let her quit? Now I’m wondering if she killed her dog too! Despite all of the idiosyncrasies, I really devoured it and loved the the twists and exploring the dark corners of people’s minds.

I thought Rinna was channeling an 80 year old Joan Collins in her talking heads. She just looks ridiculous to me. I love Crystal’s understated style. It will be nice to have some actual elegance to contrast against some of these outlandish outfits going on.

They need to take all of Erika’s money and make her work as a cocktail waitress again.

I imagine it will be part of the drama.

Sounds like she’ll be throwing her hat in the ring for an upcoming season, but she’s got a line.

Yep! That one. Lol

Maybe Chris and Angela from 90DF Can have their own show on “Hell No” tv.

Blake again? Is he some sort of fan favorite? He’s just so creepy and grosses me out.

I’m loving Crystal giving Rinna the sideeye. Keep that shit up.

Right, I mean, was Teddi even on last season? I seriously don’t remember her.

Well, the plastic surgeon said it took “ten years off” so maybe she thinks she’s 40. Gosh, Rinna looks rough and haggard. Her iconic style and overdone facial procedures make her look a good 15 years older and cartoonish. I hope both Rinna and Erika get their feet held to the fire. Erika is a terrible liar.

“Doing life together” would be a more appropriate caption for Josh and Anna.

Of course she broke her nose-that’s what happens when you get a nose job!

Looks like Katie got The Bachelorette makeover replete with a surgical nose job.

I’m just biding my time until Heather gets there. Leah is a cesspool.

Pretty good slam to me though I’m lost as to how the verse applies to Derrick. Not saying it’s appropriate but definitely hits the mark where JB’s Herculean efforts to protect his son from the consequences of his behavior.

I think Rinna would love that. Anything for a story line!

If Travis knew not to read a room, he wouldn’t have mentioned getting to have anal sex with steph at their vow renewal in front of her parents. Classless

Exactly.

When is she ever? She’s the one that signed the divorce settlement because she wanted to plácate David. She better go sell some more gross diet food on QVC and stop spending money on all her surgeries.

For the most part, Heidi’s reactions are perfectly justified and when she goes over the top, it’s because Mike has a history of being a jerk to her so it’s hard to trust his intentions. I don’t think I could ever see a partner in a positive light where the relationship started with complete disinterest in my story and then telling me I talk too much and and should save it for the therapist. Every once in awhile I start to warm up to him and then he starts being a shithead again.

Steph always loses me when she talks about taking it up the butt from that bohunk husband of hers.

I’m loving her! What a great addition.

There are stories online from the cast about what story lines were producer driven and manipulated which is no surprise for these kinds of shows if one is inclined, but I was surprised at the candidness if they were asked to sign NDAs like they do here.

I hope the lawyer bleeds them dry and Josh still goes to prison for a long time.